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What should we do to the forest planet?

Ease tensions and create new food sources.
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Let it stay as it is.
- 0 (0%)
Worsen the conflict.
- 2 (50%)

Total Members Voted: 4


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WraithLord24

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #225 on: April 18, 2011, 11:44:45 pm »
Quote from: mcclay on April 18, 2011, 11:18:13 pm
Hug Loki, then cry and tell her how sorry we are. If she freaks out and tries to a hostile actio you shhould make a giant cage  with destruction of all life in it.Tell her she must gaurd the vage for eterinty because you will send waves and waves of monstosites at it.

 If she forgives you giver her cake.

THAT is the funniest thing i've read in a LONG time DO IT!
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noah22223

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #226 on: April 19, 2011, 12:09:38 am »
Create mindless replica of yourself that pleases GlaDoS and have it be your emmisionary to her.
Just have it do its best to get what you want DONE.

EDIT: Also, check up on the stars.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #227 on: April 19, 2011, 03:48:48 am »
Quote from: WraithLord24 on April 18, 2011, 11:44:45 pm
Quote from: mcclay on April 18, 2011, 11:18:13 pm
Hug Loki, then cry and tell her how sorry we are. If she freaks out and tries to a hostile actio you shhould make a giant cage  with destruction of all life in it.Tell her she must gaurd the vage for eterinty because you will send waves and waves of monstosites at it.

 If she forgives you giver her cake.

THAT is the funniest thing i've read in a LONG time DO IT!
You manage to track down Glacia (loki). You cry in her arms and tell her how sorry you are. She just freaks the fuck out and assumes you are completely insane.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #228 on: April 19, 2011, 08:39:40 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on April 19, 2011, 03:48:48 am
Quote from: WraithLord24 on April 18, 2011, 11:44:45 pm
Quote from: mcclay on April 18, 2011, 11:18:13 pm
Hug Loki, then cry and tell her how sorry we are. If she freaks out and tries to a hostile actio you shhould make a giant cage  with destruction of all life in it.Tell her she must gaurd the vage for eterinty because you will send waves and waves of monstosites at it.

 If she forgives you giver her cake.

THAT is the funniest thing i've read in a LONG time DO IT!
You manage to track down Glacia (loki). You cry in her arms and tell her how sorry you are. She just freaks the fuck out and assumes you are completely insane.
...
just as planned.
>:D
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #229 on: April 19, 2011, 08:50:01 am »
Do the cage thing 8 mentioned in the post. Or you could give her cake, your choice.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #230 on: April 19, 2011, 08:52:43 am »
As a final method of trying to reason with Glacia, you give her a cake. It dosen't help much. She still hates you, but a bit less.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #231 on: April 19, 2011, 10:52:30 am »
More cake!
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #232 on: April 19, 2011, 11:05:01 am »
You give Glacia more cake. It tastes like utter crap. She accuses you of attempting to poison her.

Which is funny because poison wouldn't have any affect on a divine being.
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #233 on: April 19, 2011, 11:09:58 am »
It's cake. What reaction did you think we'd get?
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Krath

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #234 on: April 19, 2011, 11:27:24 am »
Create plains and grasslands on our planet, and populate them with super-intelligent KITTENS!
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WraithLord24

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #235 on: April 19, 2011, 03:30:15 pm »
But make their BLACK ninja KITTY'S :P
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #236 on: April 19, 2011, 03:50:35 pm »
With kibble shurikens!
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #237 on: April 19, 2011, 03:54:49 pm »
and katana claws!
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noah22223

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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #238 on: April 22, 2011, 05:24:54 pm »
And knifes for teeth!
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Re: You are a God! Create the universe!
« Reply #239 on: April 22, 2011, 05:38:29 pm »
You create ninja kittehs with katana claws and knives for teeth!

You then make a grassland for them.
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