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Re: Uzolnom - "Oiledgod": Community Game/Peanut Gallery Game
« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2011, 12:18:55 pm »

Yep they do, or so my experience in one of my forts tells me. (avoids mentioning the tantrum spiral mess that fort turned into) >.>
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« Reply #61 on: April 21, 2011, 07:28:43 pm »

any news?
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« Reply #62 on: April 21, 2011, 10:37:42 pm »

I sadly do not have time for DF every day.  Probably Saturday you will see at least one update.
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« Reply #63 on: April 21, 2011, 10:42:02 pm »

I sadly do not have time for DF every day.  Probably Saturday you will see at least one update.
ok I'll just add some dwarvenly !!SCIENCE!! filler on the demons untill then :D
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« Reply #64 on: April 21, 2011, 11:13:18 pm »



10th Moonstone                              Offical Autopsy Report
 After Starting my inital autopsy on the dwarf along with ArkFallen,
I had gone to write my findings when in my tired state,  fallen asleep and ruined the page I had been writeing
on, angered I continued on a new page,
                                            Offical Autopsy report(continued)
After unporfetionally falling asleep I decided to continue alone on the autopsy on the subjects that I, after
an initial inspection, am inclined to call, non-dwarf. Though hey seem to look and are shaped like a Common

dwarf, Inspecting the internal workings of these things is in short, remarkable. While at first look, it seems
just like the internal works of the average Dwarf, but just takeing once skilled look, and you can see that

this creature has many differences the you or I. The skin seems to be twice a thick of that of the normal

dwarf, the eidermal layer extended to twice normal size. THis seemes to act as a natural(or unatural) aurmor.

 After finally cutting through the skin, and seeing that my assisant was still with me, the smell was ans is

unbearable, I started the autopsy proper. First, I went to look at the heart, to see if my subject had any

sort of cardiact incident. As I slowly cut the membrane surrounding the heart, I was suprised,(I am not

anymore), to find an enlarged heart, with many changes. First there were 4 extra chambers! This seemes to have

allowed the Dwarf creature to pump blood at a much quicker rate, also explaining the enlarged heart.

 After putting on gloved(socks) I removed the heart and carefully placed it in an ice cooler I had aquiered,

and  moved on to the stomach, To try and find if the subject had eaten anything close to time of death. As I

removed the stomach, seemingly normal(odd) I noticed a SECONDED! The only reson I can see for the second is to

get as much nutrients out ot the food "it" eats. Both were interconnected to the intestines, in a seemingly

normal manner, just doubled. The Stomachs in question had indeed food, or cyme(the partially digested food

held in the stoach), and I gathered a sample for later testing(see what they ate). The stomaches also seemed

to be normal, no abovious abnormalities.

I moved on to the intestines, and found them, like the skin and heart, doubled in length and size. As i looked

over them, they seemed to be made for the sole perpouse to gather everly last partical of nutrients. While it

is true that this is the normal dwarves, these to be overly filled with odlly large villi, actually visable to

the eye with out any aid. The Large intestines on the other had been shortened, oddly, and seemed to be for

the quick removeal of waste.(I shall continue tomarrow, it is late an I hear them again)
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Re: Uzolnom - "Oiledgod": Community Game/Peanut Gallery Game
« Reply #65 on: April 23, 2011, 08:53:23 pm »

The last ditch brewing effort has begun.

BREW!  BREW FOR YOUR LIVES!

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Journal of Kadol Tombquakes
18th Felsite, 552

Th' wasting disease these dwarves have brought with them continues to exact its toll upon us, and Bembul and I are now the last of our original number.  My companion Adil was crushed when the plug was deployed, and Sakzul has just succumbed to the terrible thirst, along with th' poor artist, Granite.

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All hands are busy re-sorting our stockpiles, and Sakzul was in the midst of crafting a much needed barrel when he succumbed.


I feel myself growing weak, but I must not give in.  I am shouting to the others, all hands on deck.  Bembul, to me!  We need you now more than ever.

I won't let myself die while Oiledgod may still live.
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« Reply #66 on: April 23, 2011, 08:54:59 pm »

It's worth noting that the only two surviving dwarves from the original 7, Kadol and Bembul, currently have moods of ZERO.
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Re: Uzolnom - "Oiledgod": Community Game/Peanut Gallery Game
« Reply #67 on: April 23, 2011, 09:05:44 pm »

Kadol Tombquakes
18th Felsite, 552, second entry

Many of our number have been missing on the job, apparently desperately searching the landscape for drinkable water, the poor fools.  I found them near the wagon we never even had time to deconstruct, and ordered them to start emptying barrels, when I saw the most welcome sight on the horizon.  We had forgotten that not far from here, in these scorching northern lands where no humans or sane dwarves would come, elves still dwell, and it seems, come to trade.  I never thought I'd be so happy to see an elf.

I rushed back to tell Bembul the news.

"Bembul!  The elves!  The elves have come Bembul!"

Bembul?
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Re: Uzolnom - "Oiledgod": Community Game/Peanut Gallery Game
« Reply #68 on: April 23, 2011, 09:06:05 pm »

Im dead? when? :o
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« Reply #69 on: April 23, 2011, 09:32:29 pm »

You aren't dead, Granite the engraver is.  Gregory is one of the few still alive.

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"No barrels..." Bembul wheezed, clutching raw cave wheat in each hand.  "

"I've just completed the barrel Sakzul was working on, and the elves have arrived, we're going to..."

"Poor Zasit... he gave his life and... we still... we still..."

"We are all sorry about your loss, Bembul, but we have to focus on those of us who are still alive-"

"And Litast too, sweet dwarf!  No one left... no one left... No one!"

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At that point she broke down in sobs and babbling.  It is clear there will be no saving her now...  I have ordered anyone able to begin learning to brew. 

I work busily to assemble barrels... must... assemble barrels.  Bembul is useless now... saw another babbler running about, one of the possessed migrants is now babbling about not having a proper workshop...
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I am past caring.  Bembul has now wandered off to speak with the ghostly form of Ducim the demonic beekeeper - no doubt he is behind this!
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No matter... we must... forge on...  I hear the elves say they are ready to trade and order everything of any value brought up to them.  We must... have...

.....boooze..... 
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Re: Uzolnom - "Oiledgod": Community Game/Peanut Gallery Game
« Reply #70 on: April 23, 2011, 09:33:21 pm »

Forgot: Bembul's current mood:

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« Reply #71 on: April 23, 2011, 09:52:23 pm »

Even as I hear the moans out side, I must continue, the beast before me can tell me more then and text. I.must.go.on.
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« Reply #72 on: April 23, 2011, 09:54:52 pm »

Journal of Ducim "Helmeddawn" Zonkodor
20th Felsite, 552

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We found Kadol dead this morning, fallen halfway into the barrel she just finished, becoming the second dwarf to die in that workshop... in that very barrel, no less!  Perhaps it is haunted.  I immediately hauled her out and called for someone to resume construction. We've still been unable to brew anything to drink, for some unfathomable reason.

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I understand Kadol's last words were an impassioned cry to get the booze at all costs.  Every dwarf should meet their end thus.

I have been appointed the new broker, and am in the process of negotiations with the bloody elves.  It is... tricky.  Nearly everything we HAVE is made of wood... we lack any stone or metal, and though there are a few bits of clothing from the dead...

OH TO HELL WITH IT!

We have seized the elves entire stock and sent them on their way.  It is a poor way to repay them for the kindness of even coming to our miserable fort, but what choice did I have?  But alas... even that desperate measure was too late for some.  I found our doctor too weak to move... I looked desperately for anything to give him, but it was too late, and he succumbed before we could open our newly seized barrels.

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I am told others are still dying as we speak.  There are now 9 of us, counting the mad ones.

I hope we may yet survive.
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« Reply #73 on: April 23, 2011, 09:57:47 pm »

Glass maker? when I become a glass maker? or was that someone else???
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« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2011, 10:02:53 pm »

I think because you had no one to treat you got rusty and it reverted?  I never set a custom title.

Edit: in other news, if you mix dwarven rum with mint and lime, can you make a dwarven mojito?
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