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Re: Uzolnom - "Oiledgod": Community Game/Peanut Gallery Game
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2011, 09:31:07 pm »

I'll rename the engraver to Granite - and its up to you if you want to write for two dwarves or just focus on one.  I see no reason I can't just rename "Haika" back, or just let him do his own thing with that name.

Possibly one final update for the evening, a bit later.
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« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2011, 09:45:55 pm »


3 Limetone My gods, I come in and they make me Chiefmedical Dwarf, I must be well know in all the lands, I shall use my new position to help the sick and wounded, TO UPHOLD MY OATH AS A HEATHSMITH! Oh also work on a plug to get under the aquifer, my hopes to the dwarves working on it.


5 Limestone; good news, we breched the aquifer, so this expidition was not in vain after all, and even better news, noone was hurt! now our miners need to mine down and get to the stone below! So soon we'll get some proper stone rooms, anyway life heres boreing,not one injury to heal, so no use of y medical experience....

7 Linestone; By amoks Bushy beard ther are no paients here...... not one cut arm, not even a cut finger...... hummmm now that i think of it, recordkeeping could be a good move, a good time waster, might help the people here, and kinda sounds a bit, fun.... yea, after all there allso health here, for now, knowing how good times always lead to "fun" in this world.....

 There seems to be some writeing here, but it was blotched out and is unlegable.
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« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2011, 03:58:09 pm »

8 Limestone; quick entry, I had the strangest dream the night last, I was walking in a field, near the fortress's enterence, I'm not sure why, when suddenly the trees burn, the whole landscape is on fire, I can hear screaming, unintelageble, in the distance, I start running towards the enterence, hopeing to get to safty when I stop, not in my will, and slowly turn. Now Im not sure what it means... but this part truely firghtens me, I saw a face in the sky, It's eyes like the very life blood of the earth, and the face was laughing.

there is one word I do infact remeber...it was Guildthroat.
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« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2011, 09:55:36 pm »

Guys? you there? ???
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« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2011, 09:29:45 am »

Hoping to update again tonight - its been a long couple of days.  I had surgery, and also the high holidays, to deal with.
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« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2011, 10:12:35 am »

Guys? you there? ???
Yeah, I've been waiting for the thread to pick back up.
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« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2011, 12:32:31 pm »

Hoping to update again tonight - its been a long couple of days.  I had surgery, and also the high holidays, to deal with.
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« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2011, 08:15:31 pm »

Yeah I pretty much started this thread because I had nothing better to do on my prep-day :P

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Captain's Log, Adil Asmelmad ("Merchantrein"), Militia Commander
1st Sandstone, 551

I triggered the cave-in myself, as Litast ordered, so I was there.  I never would have believed a dwarf could walk away from something like that... but when I saw those three, standing down there atop that thing, calm as you like without so much as a scratch, or even a speck of dust on them... well... I used to have my doubts about Litast and Zasid's theory, and Bembul's ravings.  Too much time spent under this cursed open sky was going to their heads.  But when I saw that, I believed.

I called Sakzul and Kadol to me immediately, of course, and with the military on hand we escorted them out of there.  They didn't make any move to resist, didn't say a word.  Somehow, that was worse. 

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We've erected a temporary open air gaol for the demon-tainted dwarves away from our main fortress, and with the help of the military herded them there.  No one was willing to simply do the deed themself.  Here's hoping the exposure takes care of them so we don't have to.

Zasid has reported his efforts to identify our location has failed. Like it or not, it seems we're stuck here.  We'll just have to learn to love the demon rats, phantom spiders, roving cougars, and knuckle worms.


Journal of Litast Pleatsteel, Expedition Leader
18 Sandstone, 551


Blast!  Adil has reported that our plug project is a failure after all!  Although we successfully peirced the aquifer, beneath it is another layer of aquifer!  I have ordered the construction of another, larger plug, to breach both layers.

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On the upside, it seems a caravan from the mountainhomes has reached us with supplies!  Somehow word of our misfortune eventually trickled back to their halls, and though the King apparently couldn't be buggered to send help, the traders, as always, can smell desperation a world away and saw a business opportunity.  I don't know what they expected we'd trade them - we haven't even had the opportunity to start making crafts.

I traded a few spare beds, buckets, some of our remaining ammunition, and lots of raw wood for enough food to get us through the winter, a bit of stone, and a few bars.

I sent the liaison back with requests for more food, and stone and metal, just in breaching the aquifer does not come as quickly as we need.  I am beginning to think this diabolical curse extends not just to the dwarves in the region, but the land itself.


27 Timber, 551


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Bloody pus-oozing sores of Inod!  The second plug has failed as well due to minor errors in the calculations, leaving it just slightly too small for our purposes.

What's more, as I write this the damn thing is dissolving back into the aquifer.  I don't know what I was thinking.

Our third plug shall be a thing of beauty.  I will order it made in the greatest proportions the landscape will allow, with flood-proof walls atop, in the case it is too shallow.

Kadol has been increasingly frustrated with the very simple functions I have asked her to fulfill, as a militia captain and sheriff, and demanding all manner of furnishings and a proper office, quarters, and dining room.  All while half of our number still sleep in the grass!

I'm terrified of her snapping, as the only outlet for her frustrations currently seems to be screaming at me several times a week, and I remember well what she did to those elephants.  So of course I have granted her request, though it took the better part of a month.  Soon I should have enough beds for the others, as well.


3rd Moonstone, 551

In our routine inspection of the holding cell, the militia found that the demon-dwarves all dropped dead quite suddenly, almost simultaneously by the look of it.
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Their bodies went quite rapidly from perfect health to a drained, dessicated look, as if long deceased.  I fear those who are lost to the demonic taint are merely its puppets - it seems to feel no worry about the shells it leaves behind.  This is most disturbing, but it has steeled my resolve, as has the welcome news that the engraver, who has previously said little, but tried fruitlessly to draw in the sand and mud, has remembered his name:


I believe we have been stranded here for a greater purpose - to provide a safe haven for those poor dwarves who still hold our against the darkness.  We shall rescue as many as we can - and damn the odds.  Heedless of the fiends, the vermin, the terrible ravages of this miserable land - Oiledgod shall be their salvation, their beacon in the dark!  For the glory of Inod Claspedtruss, and of Ensubdumat, the Basic Roughness!
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« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2011, 08:55:29 pm »

So yeah, basically I TOTALLY botched that 2nd aquifer breach.  I'm going to have to be really careful about this the second time around, as I have very limited dry soil to work with - I'm not quite sure what I did the first time that made it work properly, but if I don't take care with every detail we may never get stone and ore.

Perhaps this very night...
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« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2011, 09:28:27 pm »

5th sandstone; Why? I know the three that blew the plug are an odd bunch, climbing out of that hole with narry a scratch nor spec of dust on thar bodies, but....... to retain them in some sort of, sun prison, well..... all i can hope for is that the plug worked, and we didn;t get a double layered one...

7th Oh GODS, I was right.... another one right under the first, sigh I hope our overseer can fix this porblem...damn.

10th Finally, the supplies that I had called for before I left have arrived, well...some of them. The caravan that came seemed to miss several key things I had asked for but atleast they had some metal and plenty of food, so meh.

27th sandstone, I heard a crash, not sure what it was, gonna go see, I also hear moaning at night, from were the "wierd ones are kept, load maoning.-(sameday) Ok, it was the plug, failing mighty hard, Unfortantly thankfully none was hurt, so no need for my medical knowlagde(yet). Also our resident sheriff, is becomeing a bit of a, nucince, asking for a decent quaters while I, the medical wonder, sleep in the grass.

                                             
3thMoonstone; I have just gotten news of our "friends" demises,  and as horrible to say it is to say it, I'm a bit happy there gone, the odd noises and chants from there "pen" kept me up at night and when I did sleep, it was the dream. Now I am tasked to perfom an autopsy on each of them, if not to deturmen there cause of death, as they were feed and given water, to see if they were in anyway....well....."odd".


I heard voices last night it they screaming.

4nd Moonstone, Our resident nutter has finally remebered his name after many daylight hour tryinh to get him talking, I shall tap a keg in my success!







I still hear them screaming, my gods there screaming, make it stop.

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« Reply #40 on: April 20, 2011, 09:32:24 pm »

So yeah, basically I TOTALLY botched that 2nd aquifer breach.  I'm going to have to be really careful about this the second time around, as I have very limited dry soil to work with - I'm not quite sure what I did the first time that made it work properly, but if I don't take care with every detail we may never get stone and ore.

Perhaps this very night...
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« Reply #41 on: April 20, 2011, 09:33:29 pm »

.... except I think I've already botched it.  Goddamnit.

Edit: yeah, I'm saving now and I'll return to this another day.  Botching the same thing twice in one day is a sign I need to give it a rest for a while.

Edit Again:  I have redirected all dwarves to work on Project Plug It Up!  I will reach solid stone tonight or I will ruin this fortress trying!
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« Reply #42 on: April 20, 2011, 09:36:33 pm »

.... except I think I've already botched it.  Goddamnit.
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« Reply #43 on: April 20, 2011, 09:52:19 pm »

8th Moonstone: Initial report on autopsy; I have left names out of the record for resons of respect and personal reasons.

                                                             
Offical austopsy report


I have been tasked with the job of takeing a look at the three dwarves that our overseer had quarantined in the above ground area. All three subjects seem to have advanced stages of decomition even though it has been only 4 days since time of death, and on initial survey of the deceaced, they all seem to have been malnourished as if they eather had not been fed, or buy there height and gorwth of hair and other abnormalitues may conclud, had an extremly fast metabolism causeing them to die, even when fed normal raitons, but of course, this is just speculation untill I preform a proper autopsy. I shall continuse in the morining, as my lack of sleep has

The document seems to end here on this page, the rest covered in booze and spittle.
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« Reply #44 on: April 20, 2011, 09:55:55 pm »

Looks good guys. Not sure I'll write anything any time soon, but I am reading and watching. :)
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