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Author Topic: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF  (Read 5126 times)

Fniff

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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #120 on: April 17, 2011, 08:19:27 pm »
Burning. Everything is burning. The entire world is burning and you did it all. Everyone is dying and you were the spark, the flash, the straw.

Everyone is dying. You reap a harvest of screaming souls and unholy slaves. You control the world.

Everything is yours.

Soon, the entire universe is yours. God is the final soul you reap. You are death. You are destruction. You are the final thing.

You soon blot out all life from the universe. You open a trans-dimensional portal and go to another dimension, to cause it all again.

*

You wake up from that wonderful dream. You slump off, eat some cornflakes and watch the news.

Hey, 110 missing! That's cool. Oh, and a firefighter saved a kitten.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #121 on: April 17, 2011, 08:25:29 pm »
Go burn down a fire station, being bad ass as you do it.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #122 on: April 17, 2011, 08:27:43 pm »
You consider burning down a fire station, but it's too early in the morning to do that.

Suddenly, something hits you on the head.

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You are tied to a chair. A horrifying creature is looking at you.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #123 on: April 17, 2011, 08:28:59 pm »
Say hello calmly. Very calmly.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #124 on: April 17, 2011, 08:30:41 pm »
"Hello."

"Good morning."
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #125 on: April 17, 2011, 08:33:15 pm »
Say "How are you."
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #126 on: April 17, 2011, 08:38:19 pm »
Inquire as to why you have been tied to a chair after being knocked out.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #127 on: April 17, 2011, 08:47:47 pm »
compliment said person on their looks.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #128 on: April 17, 2011, 08:48:28 pm »
Ask if said person needs anybody dead/soul sucked out to be used in dark rituals.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #129 on: April 17, 2011, 09:52:13 pm »
Whistle Always Look On The Bright side.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #130 on: April 18, 2011, 06:01:40 am »
"Fine. Thanks. No, we don't need another person, because we just wanna send this message: we know you are amassing a following, so do not fuck with us, if you please."

He knocks you over the head.

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You wake up in your rat-infested shit hole of an abandoned autoplant.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #131 on: April 18, 2011, 06:25:20 am »
Is this our base. Or whats left of it at least.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #132 on: April 18, 2011, 06:37:44 am »
It's your base, same as it always is. You are just getting a little bit tired about it.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #133 on: April 18, 2011, 07:02:04 am »
Oh wow, shit.

Get some slaves to do janitorial work.
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Re: Watch for the stairs. - now under the management of FNIFF
« Reply #134 on: April 18, 2011, 07:06:05 am »
As it turns out, this place is insanely hard to clean with just a mop and some sponges. There is asbestos, lead, posion producing fungus and rot.

Maybe you should move out.
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