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[Dr. D]

Go off and find an elderly billionaire to offer a chance to become immortal. Ask for large amounts of money.

[Fniff]

You go to a nearby mansion and ask the billionaire there to give you money to make him immortal.

Wow, elderly billionaires are fucking strong! You are kicked out of his mansion.

[ShoesandHats]

Even though it isn't technically a cult, make an official cult with the motto being "We're on some kind of mission, we have an obligation, we have to wear toupees." Proceed to buy toupees for all of the members and make your toupee purple.

[Fniff]

The cult fails at the first try. No-one seems to like it.

[Dr. D]

Decide to ask your female buddy if it would be a good idea to have revenge on the gang who beat you up, stole all your stuff, and threw you into the room with the stairs that started this entire thing. You know where their hangout is, and you know their leader and where he hangs out.

[Fniff]

"I don't care much about gangs, but anything involving revenge while supernatural is a good thing."

*

You are at the enterance of the gang's hangout. It's an abandoned building covered in graffiti. Your minions are here. Time for payback.

[Dr. D]

In that case, waltz right on in, have your minions pin everyone to the ground, reap the soul of the leader, and give the rest of the gang members an ultimatum.

Join you and serve you, or be reaped like their former leader. Having a gang of actual humans around helps keep your profile low, you figure.

[Fniff]

Everyone gets pinned to the ground, apart from the leader. You pin the leader to the ground. He begs for mercy. You smile.

"So, you thought you could just...Walk away?"

He has just pissed himself.

"Well, the past always catches up, you know? You ever heard of the butterfly effect? You move a cabinet, the house falls apart because the cabinet was on the weakest spot and it couldn't take the weight? How about you leaving me to die in a subway, and I come back as your worst nightmare?"

He is sobbing for mother.

"Well...? DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!"

"Yes! Yes! Oh god I do..."

"WHAT IS THE FUCKING BUTTERFLY EFFECT?/"

"It's...Uh, it's...Fuck...Come on...It's..."

"Wrong. Time to die."

You reap his soul, and send it to your worst nightmares. He will suffer for the entire time his soul is there.

The gang members try to run. They scream when you ask them to join you. You sigh, and reap their souls.

[Dr. D]

Steal their drug stash, then steal one of their cars. Go and steal all of the liquor from the bar whose bartender you reaped earlier. Then, drive the car, get pulled over, and while the police officer is talking to you, down a bottle of vodka. When he asks you to step out, take the breathalyzer. Laugh at him, reap his soul, and take his gun in case you need to kill some one without making it look too suspicious. Also, the gun is good for killing the regular peeps who don't like the un-dead type.

[ggamer]

Holy SHIT.

[Fniff]

You now have

971 kilos of cocaine.
225 kilos of LSD
500 pounds of marijuana.
312 bottles of liquor.

You get pulled over by a cop.

"May I see your ID?"

You down a bottle of vodka.

"10."

"Sir?

"9."

"Sir, step out of the car please."

"8."

"Sir, step out of the car."

"7."

"Sir, step out of the car or I will make you step out of the car."

"6."

He pulls you out, and slams you against the car.

"5."

The Cop opens the trunk and finds all your stuff.

"Sir, where did you get all these drugs?"

"4."

"Sir, respond or I will use force."

"3"

He tries to punch you, but you snap his arm in half.

"FUCK!"

"2."

He pulls out his gun using his other hand.

"I WILL USE THIS!"

"1."

He screams.

"Ready or not..."

You reap his soul. One more soul.

You get his gun.

(Good, ain't I?)

[Dr. D]

Steal the cop car and the cop's uniform. Pull random people over and reap away!

[Fniff]

You wear the uniform, and go on a reaping rampadge on the highway.

*

After you reaping rampage earns you 86 new slaves, you slumber.

You are dreaming. But of what?

[Deviled]

Murder and arson. Thats what.

[Dr. D]

And using trans-dimensional rifts for some voyeurism.