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Author Topic: The Rebellion.  (Read 5231 times)

Fniff

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2011, 10:31:26 pm »

Buy a map, look at it.

Otherwise, buy some food. You must be starving since the aliens do not care about you.

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2011, 10:36:06 pm »

You lack the proper clearance for either of those. Or anything else, for that matter, you'd been living via 'Aggresive Negotiations'. So far its has gotten you barely enough, and also the occasional punch to the head/body/groin when you failed. Usually not in that order of punch, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2011, 10:37:07 pm »

Head out to ruined abandoned suburbs and set up a base there.

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2011, 10:40:59 pm »

You use the stolen wallet's id to get to the suburb ruins, only to find them in the process of being eaten to make room for some kind of alien monstrosity which is either a building or a massive turret. As usual, luck seems to be actively against you, except for the wallet thing.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2011, 10:42:08 pm »

Alright. Find nearest abandoned building in home area. Make sort of base out of it. Find recruits.

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2011, 10:45:52 pm »

You find a swiss cheese-like house near the nomzone, and a less holey, but not really any less likely to collapse house farther off. Hmm..
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2011, 10:47:27 pm »

To the lessed nommed home!

Search for supplies around the area, and if anyone is still here, recruits.

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2011, 10:51:24 pm »

You find a territorial mutant nearby, chomping on what looks like a dead looter. Perhaps this house is not the best choice, but theres not really anywhere else to go, really. All the surviving houses are as broken down and collapsable as the rest here.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2011, 10:53:17 pm »

Put your hands in a peaceful and slow manner towards the mutant.

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2011, 10:53:23 pm »

Invite the mutant into the army, then proclaim the name of the house to be Orifice Proper.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2011, 10:55:04 pm »

It bites your pinkie finger off. Oi!
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2011, 10:57:15 pm »

Run, grab a rock, throw rock at mutant.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2011, 11:00:29 pm »

It stops for a moment while trying to eat the rock, then spits it out, see the rockyness, and beans you in the back of the head with it. Ow.....


You wake up in a roomful of people missing their right pinkie. They aren't dead, so at least its not what you thought would happen.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2011, 06:39:06 am »

Wake them up and ask them to join the rebellion.

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2011, 11:14:07 am »

Wake them up. Invite them to the rebellion.
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