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Author Topic: The Rebellion.  (Read 5224 times)

Aklyon

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The Rebellion.
« on: April 14, 2011, 09:38:57 pm »
The aliens have had it long enough. Sitting in your dusty old spinning chair made more of tape and centifugal force than its original parts, you plan to takeback the planet of Alxebron at long last. But how to start? You have naught but 87 Qwob, a hole-in-the-wall "house", and Ol' Reliable, the ancient spinning chair, while the aliens have, well, everything, including off-planet support.

No real idea where this came from, but it sounded doable. Name our guy, name the aliens, give me an action, and we'll get started.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2011, 09:43:16 pm »
Name: Jenkins Quote
Enemies: Adun
Action: Observe surroundings.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2011, 09:46:36 pm »
Name: Mike Gainer
Aliens: Hwims
Action: TBA
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2011, 09:47:04 pm »
Name: Wilber Reinheart
Enemies: Jalks (Racist term: Bottom Suckers.)
Action: Stand up.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2011, 09:59:07 pm »
The Damn Anduwims! They aren't even strong enough to win a hand-to-hand fight, yet they beat us to to the pinnacle of ranged weaponry, the Omniweapon. So they won, and the former human space empire collapsed virtually overnight, leaving you, Mike Reinheart, former emperor of all the known cosmos, in a worthless hole in an apartment block. You'd standd up, but theres nothing worth the effort to see in here, just a couple old pictures, your wallet, and the crumbling walls.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2011, 10:00:16 pm »
Get wallet, search for your false bottom so you can find your stash of unknown drugs and porn.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2011, 10:04:59 pm »
Look out of window to gain bearings on surrounding cityscape.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2011, 10:07:16 pm »
You grab your wallet and stand up, uncovering the left corner of the room, but then recovering it. That won't get you anywhere towards planetary freedom, and its not even that interesting at this point, since its the only kind of the stuff you've seen in forever. You walk out the doo-*WHAM!*
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.."Idiot! watch where the heck you're going!" the slammer yells back after speeding back up. Every stupid time! You wonder if he's been trying to kill you all this time or just purposefully ramming you as soon as you open the door in a way you'd prefer not.

Now Outside the Hole-In-Wall "home"
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2011, 10:08:36 pm »
Step into office, look in wallet. Search for hidden stash of porn.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2011, 10:18:56 pm »
What office? the thing is barely bed-sized, and you feel like that guy is just waiting for you to go back in so he can hit you again.
Wallet has 87 Qwob.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2011, 10:21:12 pm »
It's an office if you beeeeeeeeeeeelieve!

"Hey, could you cut it on the fucking slamming? I am sick and tired of your existence. I cannot calculate how God would allow you to exist, thus proving there is no loving God." Say that, he'll probably scram. Plus, you are a rebel, right? Social rules are the first to go!
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2011, 10:26:10 pm »
"Dude, you are not the damn Emperor anymore, so STFU already; I make more than you anyway."
You sigh, and walk off towards the gravistation. One former ruler does not a rebellion make.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2011, 10:26:46 pm »
Punch the air, then go make the local authorities paranoid by pretending to take notes of the most important building in town.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2011, 10:27:52 pm »
While pretending to take notes, within that actually take notes.
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Re: The Rebellion.
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2011, 10:30:19 pm »
They start an argument over who gets to zap you while you escape with your notes...huh, a dropped wallet. Anything goes when you're forming a rebellion, you think as you grab it.

+500 Qwob.

You are now at the (Crowded) Gravistation.
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