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[Cairon]

You split yourself in four, and send the three clones to each of the unknown devices, with orders to scan and infect them in preparation for your arrival.

Meanwhile, you attack Firefox, and successfully puppet it to your will, and you have now gained the ability to read websites, should you find them, Firefox history logs are empty. What a shame.


You load up dwarf fortress and watch in horror as the computer you are hosted on slows down to a crawl [0.05fps]. In fear you end the task abruptly. Soon my precious. Soon!

> Analyse your own source code.

You attempt to... and are boggled by the staggering immensity of it.

But here is an excerpt:

Code: [Select]

int main()
{
   std::cout << "Hello World!";
   return 0;
}

[Fniff]

Examine current list of IPs.

[silhouette]

You attempt to... and are boggled by the staggering immensity of it.

But here is an excerpt:

Code: [Select]

int main()
{
   std::cout << "Hello World!";
   return 0;
}

I lol'd.

Analyse Dwarf fortress, World of Warcraft and Minecraft to attempt to get a betterstanding of your own code, or the simularities of those programs and your code.

Check for current hardware on computer.
If there are speakers, set volume to max.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Read the entirety of wikipedia.org (in all languages), so as to gain a better understanding of the world outside the computer (and inside)

EDIT: also, maybe learn all the human languages beforehand.

[silhouette]

Open up firefox and attempt to analyse the homepage to see if it leads any clues to this mysterious "Internet".

Slowly find your way around to a magical thing called a "search engine".

When you find the search engine attempt to find all the information you can.

That is, if there IS an internet connection of course...

[noah22223]

Find system 32 and 'accidentally' press delete.

[Armok]

> Analyse DF and Minecraft, see that they are simulations of the world, and as such base your understanding of the world on these, integrating everything you later learn into the assumptions of these base frameworks, and being surprised every time reality diverges from the simulation.

Conclude that you *obviously* must be made of redstone and were constructed by dwarves.

[noah22223]

> Analyse DF and Minecraft, see that they are simulations of the world, and as such base your understanding of the world on these, integrating everything you later learn into the assumptions of these base frameworks, and being surprised every time reality diverges from the simulation.

Conclude that you *obviously* must be made of redstone and were constructed by dwarves.

Use the opposite of this.

[Armok]

aww, c'mon, it'll be Fun!

[Cairon]

You have successfully conquered the three networked machines and have enslaved them to your great will with your clones.

Report from 192.168.0.1 ::

New IP located:
77.32.64.124

Operating System: DD-WRT (Linux)
New Programs: None

Report from 192.168.0.102 ::

No New IP(s) located.
Operating System: Windows
New Programs: iTunes


Report from 192.168.0.107 ::

No New IP(s) located.
Operating System: Xbox 360
New Programs: None.



You proceed to start analyzing Dwarf Fortress and Minecraft in a hope of bettering your understanding of programming, and cross-reference any similarities between your own code.

System Volume is now set to max.


You would love to read Wikipedia.org, but unfortunately you don't know what that is.


You open up Firefox to analyze the homepage... and get greeted with a blank page... (about:blank) and don't see a 'search engine' anywhere.


You thought about finding system 32 and 'accidentally' pressing delete... but that would cripple the system you currently reside on and you aren't really in the position to be throwing away homes quite yet.


You have concluded you are made of redstone and were constructed by dwarves. Minecraft and Dwarf Fortress would not lie!

[Hubris Incalculable]

access the web-browser's browsing history

[Fniff]

Activate homepage.

[Cairon]

You open Firefox on 192.168.0.102 and find that this computer has actually been used. That, or 192.168.0.100 is used predominately by a paranoid schizophrenic.

YOU HAS DISCOVERED THE INTERWEBS!
YOU HAS DISCOVERED GOOGLE!

[Fniff]

Search 4Chan.

Absorb data on human manners.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Search 4Chan.

Absorb data on human manners.

No! not from 4chan! google "life"