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[KaguroDraven]

Use internet connection(if there is one) to create an entirely false identity as a human, and begin channelling funds to this false identity for use at a later date. Use connection to the internet to connect to anything that might have a connection to scientific facilities(weapons research esspecially). Also, Flood 4chan with Babyfag(newfag but worse) esq posts.

[Cairon]

That sounds like a horrid idea. And would never work, the internet quite simply does not work that way.

Edit So I can be helpful: Find a online banking service that offers a amount of time free and does not need a starting amount of cash down. Then  try to find a job you can do.

Let me get this straight, you are a highly advanced artificial intelligence, and you want to get a job? Lawl




You clearly cannot do anything by hiding, so you sneak attack the program that was attacking you earlier, and manage to completely infect it, rendering it your puppet. You then scan the network, and detect three other devices.

IPs:
192.168.0.1
192.168.0.100 [Self]
192.168.0.102
192.168.0.107



Internet? whats that?

>...

[Peewee]

Backup self on this system, then try to figure out what use it is.

[Criptfeind]

Let me get this straight, you are a highly advanced artificial intelligence, and you want to get a job? Lawl

Hey, it just so happens to be the only way to make money other then stealing it! At any rate, I am sure we can do several jobs at a time with a fraction of our power, thus giving us a steady stream of low risk resources well we do other things.

[Fniff]

If any of the jobs at the IPs involve actually being at work, dump them.

[Peewee]

At any rate, I am sure we can do several jobs at a time with a fraction of our power,

Well as an AI, we're limited to the combined computing power of whatever devices we are 'in'

[Criptfeind]

Right, but think of it like this, we have the power and simplicity of a computer, but the ability for abstract thought such as a human. I am sure there are many menial jobs we could do that are better suited for computers, but for whatever reason only humans can do them. I really don't have much knowledge in this area, but I am thinking we could, say, do some of the tedious programming parts for some big programming companies.

Surely that would not take too much of our power.

[Cairon]

You make a backup copy of yourself and hide it within the operating system of the computer you currently reside. and then decide to scan all installed programs, in an attempt to decipher what it is predominantly used for.

Installed Programs:

Firefox v3.6.16
uTorrent v2.2.1
Paint.NET
World of Warcraft
Dwarf Fortress v1.0
Minecraft v3.6


You e-hurl at the sight of World of Warcraft, but you are unsure why.

You wonder what you should do about the other devices located on the network.

>...



[Please consider the following: You do not possess the common knowledge most humans do, for example you do not know what the internet is, but you do know what a network is obviously. You don't know the meaning of a job, or money, but we are capable of teaching ourselves if we can find sources for knowledge. We can also pilfer information from other programs, or puppet them to our will.]

[Simmura McCrea]

Copy yourself onto the other machines on the network and scan them too. Scan each program for any information you can.

[Peewee]

Copy yourself onto the other machines on the network and scan them too. Scan each program for any information you can.

This.

[KaguroDraven]

Use Firefox to invade the internet. Attempt to destroy WoW servers. Make copy of Dwarf Fortress to play at a later date when our processing power is godlike.

[ibot66]

Check out firefox. Attempt to play dwarf fortress.

[Fniff]

No, it'd just be lines of code. We can't run apps, right?

[ibot66]

We could attempt activating it, maybe?

[Armok]

> Analyse your own source code.