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[silhouette]

Create thee delicious supplement called "Bone meal" from the skeletons on sticks.

Attempt to befriend thy avian fellows.

[noah22223]

Ye mash some bones together and create a white mush.
Ye try to befriend the crows.
They peck your already-cut-hand-that-is-getting-infected-as-i-type-this.

[quip]

Eat ye avian fellows.

[noah22223]

Ye try to eat the crows.
They eat yer had some more.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Eat ye own hand to deprive them of thar food source.

[noah22223]

Ye try to eat yer left hand.
Ye succeed.
Ye now cannot grab yer things, as ye were left handed!
Also, there's a bronze colossus walking toward ye.

[quip]

Eat ye bronze colossus.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Remove ye bronze foil packaging on ye colossus to get at ye chocolate core.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Remove ye bronze foil packaging on ye colossus to get at ye chocolate core.

yea verliy yea!

((extra point if thou knoweth the source of that quote))

[Furtuka]

throw nearby fluffy animal at bronze colossus. if unable to pick it up with your right hand use your teeth

[noah22223]

Ye try to rip off the bronze on ye colossus so ye can eat his chocolate core.
He dissipates into smoke, another of ye hallucinations from the large amount of strange mushrooms ye ate.

[noah22223]

Ye revive ye old thread.
Ye eat a strange mushroom.
The crooooooooooooows, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
The Croooooooooows are, like, Changing!

[TherosPherae]

Attempt to replace ye missing left hand with Conveniently Placed Knife That Is Silver.

[noah22223]

Ye jab Yer Conveniently Placed Knife That Is Silver into your Left Hand Stub.
It hurts like hell.
It is wedged into your stub!

[TherosPherae]

Remove ye knife from stub and find something to patch up the wound.