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[DinosaurusRex_x]

Throw ye Conveniently Placed Knife That Is Silver butt-end first at the goblin rushing at you's head.

[noah22223]

Ye do so.
It pokes out his eye, making him drop Iron Axe.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Grab ye Iron Axe.

Grip it just under the blade and THWACK him over the jugular veins with the handle.

[noah22223]

Ye do so. He burst out bleeding, and within seconds of the rupture, he has bled to death.

NEW ITEM: IRON AXE!
*Doo dee doo!*
Upon further examination, it is revealed to be RUSTY.

[noah22223]

Ye stand around for a while.
Ye kill a rat.
Ye eat some Mutton.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Scour ye iron axe with stone

[quip]

Watching.

[noah22223]

Scour ye iron axe with stone

Ye scour ye axe with a rock, but it just ends up scratching the metal.
ITEMS:
Conveniently Placed Knife That Is Silver
Scratched Rusty Iron Axe That You Just Noticed Talks

[silhouette]

Taste ye rusty scratched iron axe.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Taste ye rusty scratched iron axe.

Nay, do not get ye tetanus!

[noah22223]

Ye taste ye axe.
Ye get Tetanus and die.
Yer son is teleported to your exact former location and believes he is you.
WHAT DOES YE FLASK THE SECOND DO?

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Taste ye Scratched Rusty Iron Axe That You Just Noticed Talks.

[noah22223]

Ye realize that the only reason ye Iron Axe talks is because of the large amount of strange mushrooms ye ate.
Ye taste the axe, but the rust seems to be gone!
and its all wet.

[silhouette]

Har ha! Thy plan worked, now the rust is gone!


EXAMINE THEE SURROUNDINGS.

[noah22223]

Ye are in the middle of ye old village.
It is burned up.
There are crows pecking at the goblin you killed.
All of the residents are now the humans evolved form; Skeletons on stick.