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[kaenneth]

Couldn't find the animated gif I was looking for of a spider in a top hat/cane dancing, but I did find these.

http://nicholashanna.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/spidermoose.gif
dawwwww  http://images.mrcostumes.com/images/pi/694/2176-itsy-bitsy-spider-costume.jpg

[Urist is dead tome]

Is there anything deadlier than a spider moose?

[boyhowdy]

Is there anything deadlier than a spider moose?

I think I just found my first modding project.

[Oliolli]

Is there anything deadlier than a spider moose?

A spider moose badger elephant carp?

[Urist is dead tome]

Is there anything deadlier than a spider moose?

A spider moose badger elephant carp?

This is reality, Greg!

[Oliolli]

Is there anything deadlier than a spider moose?

A spider moose badger elephant carp?

This is reality, Greg!

Who knows, maybe there is a pack of them wandering around somewhere out of sight.

*Loads crossbow*

[Urist is dead tome]

Is there anything deadlier than a spider moose?

A spider moose badger elephant carp?

This is reality, Greg!

Who knows, maybe there is a pack of them wandering around somewhere out of sight.

*Loads crossbow*

There is one thing that dwarves fear; the Unknown."
Anonymous dwarven philosopher.

[jrmy]

Currently, the first mayor of my fort has been elected following a goblin ambush in which he fought bravely, bearing the sacrs from a previous ambush where he had been shot with crossbow bolts and never really healed properly. His name, however, is in goblin. Why is this you ask? Well...the mayor is a giant cave spider. As a result of giving him [CAN_LEARN] to increase their effectiveness and off er easy counseling to my dwarves, it seems that GCS became electable officials. I am eagerly awating his first mandate. I hope it involves the budding child population of the fort, the caverns, and floodgates.

this does not surprise me that he was elected to fulfill such a position! spiders are well known for their helpful disposition*; and with 8 legs, spider hugs would likely be the best hugs.

*actually true! I was talking with a friend recently and we stumbled onto australian aboriginal lore about spiders (for some reason)! they are apparently the go-to people when you have a problem. if a spider offered to help me with my problems, I would likely be able to only answer it in one long, unending scream.

apologies for the poorly drawn spider haha.

[jcnorris00]

You will not get mandates.

Heh, but I can dream can't I? Looks Like I can't give him an office either.

I can see it now, a huge spider in an office waiting for diplomats to arrive and pay him a visit.

*Human McDiplomat attends meeting*
*Meeting interrupted: getting eaten*

GCS nobles don't need offices.  They require parlors.

[Oliolli]

Is there anything deadlier than a spider moose?

A spider moose badger elephant carp?

This is reality, Greg!

Who knows, maybe there is a pack of them wandering around somewhere out of sight.

*Loads crossbow*

There is one thing that dwarves fear; the Unknown."
Anonymous dwarven philosopher.

That is the reason they keep digging deeper and deeper. To find out what is down there.