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[umiman]

On the map I was in, there was only one mountain surrounded by valleys. I climbed all the way to the top and erected a giant green penis (My team was green). It was huge. Like, it also functioned a big bunker. The walls were three tiles thick on every side.

It took a long long time, and I died and killed so many times before I completed it.

When I finished, the enemy team had enough and they sent five people to get rid of me once and for all. It was awesome. I was running around like a rat stuck inside a giant, green, hollow penis while angry blue men were throwing grenades inside the windows to flush me out. They breached and killed me. Then they put a big blue flag on the tip of my penis and said in all-chat:

"Don't destroy it. Let it stand as an example."

I could never get my penis fortress back from them

[justinlee999]

Can't connect to yours like every single server, keep on getting map transfer fails.

[Krath]

By a stroke of luck I found Taricus on some random server 

It was good trip.

[Cthulhu]

I spend my in-game time burrowing into the enemy base and thinking up ridiculous and obscene things to say about the green team.

[Krath]

Bay12 Dwarf server apparently went down.

IS SAD DAY.

[Taricus]

By a stroke of luck I found Taricus on some random server 

It was good trip.

That was fun until the griefer...

[Peewee]

Ah so much fun in this game...
If you ever see a Cave_Troll, say 'Hi you damned dirty blue bastard!'

[Criptfeind]

I keep getting kicked from the dorf server 3:

Other then that great fun. But hey, Bd, your black list appears to not be working.

[Duke 2.0]

Also, if they add satchel charges, they should lower the grenade's blast radius, but compensate by adding shrapnel, basically shots that randomly fire out when the grenade explodes. It would make it more of a trench clearer, then the demo pack it is now.

Eh?

It already acts like that, and only explodes a 3x3x3 block of terrain.

[Journier]

half the time im murdered by my own grenades when their shrapnel hits me.

fffff

[Detrevni|inverteD]

I'm hosting a server, called METEORNET 16v16 UK, which has pretty much been on all day.

I played this to death last night, but this evening I was a little tired and simply chatted to the people playing. Some... interesting things being said about the opposing teams. Quite interesting to see the fanaticism attached to merely an aesthetic choice.

[Zorgn]

I can now play fairly well as a blue guy. Love my rat maze of tunnels.

[Stealtharcadia]

Which color should I be?

[Criptfeind]

If you are on the dwarf zone I would think blue, they need more people.

[Micro102]

I swear some people have aimbots and other hacks.