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Because of the hippies!

0 (0%)

Because of The Man!

2 (14.3%)

Because of Taricus!

1 (7.1%)

Because of Megaman!

1 (7.1%)

Because of that Harem Having skill!(I HATE MYSELF FOR THIIISSS SKILLLL)

10 (71.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Criptfeind]

Then just stab in the eye with the pointy end of out tail.

FIRST BLOOD MUST GO TO OUR REAR END!

[Megaman]

You do a flourish, stabbing one of the swordmeleons in the eye with the tip of your bewilderingly effective tail. He yells, "I FEEL SO VIOLATED." And falls to the floor sobbing blood. The axemeleon  runs in his place and chops off a bit on the top of your shield. Holy shite. You jump into the courtyard, falling onto a pile of hay. That was convenient.

Inv:
Shield(Trained)(Top bit cut off!)
Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Status:
OH GOD

[Taricus]

Throw shield at Axeman.

[Criptfeind]

Throw axe at Shieldman.

[elitetaco3519]

Enter an Assassins Creed type of battle where you can counter and be attacked but multiple guys.

[Megaman]

You throw your abused shield at the axemeleon, causing him to stumble back. The swordmeleon, however, begins running down the steps to continue attempting to murder you.

Inv:
1H axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Status:
Slightly tired

Skills:
1H axe(Trained)
Leadership(Proficient)
Shield usage(Trained)
Throwing(Dabbling)

[Taricus]

>Murder the swordmeleon!

[Megaman]

You spring up and run straight towards the swordmeleon, he slashes at you but you duck. You  wildly chop at him with your axe straight into his head, breaking the skull. He collapses. The axemeleon is no longer dazed.


Inv:
1H axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Status:
Tired

Skills:
1H axe(Trained)
Leadership(Proficient)
Shield usage(Trained)
Throwing(Dabbling)

[Taricus]

>Throw dead Swordmeleon at axemeleon!

[mcclay]

Moon the axmeleon.

[Megaman]

You throw the dead body of swordmeleon in the direction of the axemeleon. It lands on the top of the stairs. He is too distracted laughing to notice one of your spearzards stabbing him in the neck. Well, that worked. A swordmeleon then begins slashing at your spearzard, and a spearmeleon stabs the swordzard in the back. As you take a quick look around, it seems that you are getting overwhelmed. There's no way you can survive this without those reinforcements you sent a runner to get.


Inv:
1H axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Status:
Quite worried about your future health

Skills:
1H axe(Trained)
Leadership(Proficient)
Shield usage(Trained)
Throwing(Dabbling)

[elitetaco3519]

Shout "once more into the breech dear friends, once more! To death and glory!" Kill any non lidards

[Hubris Incalculable]

Shout "once more into the breech dear friends, once more! To death and glory!" Kill any non lidards

while pulling down your breeches and mooning the enemy

[Taricus]

Er, we aren't even wearing pants...

[Hubris Incalculable]

Er, we aren't even wearing pants...

so?