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WHY?

Because of the hippies!
- 0 (0%)
Because of The Man!
- 2 (14.3%)
Because of Taricus!
- 1 (7.1%)
Because of Megaman!
- 1 (7.1%)
Because of that Harem Having skill!(I HATE MYSELF FOR THIIISSS SKILLLL)
- 10 (71.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14


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Author Topic: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING  (Read 9318 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2011, 04:11:20 pm »
Quote from: quip on April 17, 2011, 03:14:47 pm
Then moon the enemy.

Genius!

>Have the moon crash on the enemy.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2011, 04:21:04 pm »
You moon the enemy, almost causing 12 heart attacks from old ladies, and making one of their swordzards loose all hope and happiness.

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Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Army:
500 spearzards(Holding position)
200 swordzards(Holding position)
400 bowzards(Firing)

Enemy status:
In shock and awe
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2011, 04:24:18 pm »
Ask them if they want to surrender to your arse.
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2011, 04:26:07 pm »
If that fails see if they want to surrender to your codpiece.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #64 on: April 17, 2011, 04:32:45 pm »
You yell, "EH, ANY OF YOU BLOODY CHAMELEONS WANT TO SURRENDER TO MY ARSE?" Some of them almost put their hands up before continuing to charge. All shall fear the power of your rear end.

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Shield(Trained)
Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Army:
500 spearzards(Holding position)
200 swordzards(Holding position)
400 bowzards(Firing)

Enemy status:
AJFEAIOGSERIOPDUGSFUIOPRDUIOGSDFUIOGHSDFUIOHNgSDFFUOSD DIE UJFES(AGSDFIOPGHSDFIOG
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #65 on: April 17, 2011, 04:35:09 pm »
Manuver some of the swordzards so they can flank the enemy.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #66 on: April 17, 2011, 04:38:25 pm »
Why would you ever want to leave your nice safe walls?
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #67 on: April 17, 2011, 04:41:04 pm »
Get the spearmen onto the walls. swordsmen are to lay sharp, pointy things at the gate.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #68 on: April 17, 2011, 05:36:33 pm »
You order the spear men on the walls and some swordsmen to defend the gate. The chameleons get several ladders up lighting fast, and before you know it your men are fighting atop the walls!
You loose track of your forces
Battle mode commence!
Two enemy swordmeleons charge at you! you block their initial attacks, and one almost gets at your neck.

Inv:
Shield(Trained)
Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Status:
In combat!

Hostiles:
Two swordmeleons
« Last Edit: April 17, 2011, 05:58:27 pm by Megaman »
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Darvi

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #69 on: April 17, 2011, 05:37:21 pm »
Block their attacks and counter.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #70 on: April 17, 2011, 05:41:30 pm »
You block their attacks and attempt to counter, some close calls are had, but niether sides get hurt, also, you see an elite axemeleon rushing towards you! This can't end well.

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Shield(Trained)
Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Status:
In combat!

Hostiles:
Two swordmeleons
Elite axemeleon inbound!
« Last Edit: April 17, 2011, 05:59:06 pm by Megaman »
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #71 on: April 17, 2011, 05:43:31 pm »
Are we on a wall? 'cause then it looks like we're gonna have to juuuump!*dangeresque*
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #72 on: April 17, 2011, 05:43:59 pm »
Use the swordsmen as cover against the axeman.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #73 on: April 17, 2011, 05:46:09 pm »
Do a flourish, and then stab one in the neck with your tail dagger.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #74 on: April 17, 2011, 05:46:56 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on April 17, 2011, 05:46:09 pm
Do a flourish, and then stab one in the neck with your tail dagger.
Don't got none tail daggers.
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