Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Because of the hippies!

0 (0%)

Because of The Man!

2 (14.3%)

Because of Taricus!

1 (7.1%)

Because of Megaman!

1 (7.1%)

Because of that Harem Having skill!(I HATE MYSELF FOR THIIISSS SKILLLL)

10 (71.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

[Megaman]

You take the emissary in, ordering the guards at the gate to strip him of his weapons.
He takes off his cloak a-. Oh my god. It's a CHAMELEON. Oh god no. You thought they didn't exist.
He walks up to you and slaps your face, in a way meaning "Hello."

Inv:
Shield(Trained)
Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Army:
500 spearzards(Battle ready)
200 swordzards(Battle ready)
400 bowzards(Battle ready)

[Taricus]

>Slap him back. Formally.

[Megaman]

He says "You can not defeat us. Surrender immediately. Goodbye." Before you can say, 'We will never surrender to the likes of you, knave!" He's gone. Cripes, no one lets you finish the discussion. When you go out to look for him your guards report he already took his weapons and left. Also, the army starts marching towards your position! You have five turns before you are attacked.

Mysterious Chameleon army inbound, 5 turn ETA.

Inv:
Shield(Trained)
Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Army:
500 spearzards(Battle ready)
200 swordzards(Battle ready)
400 bowzards(Battle ready)

[Taricus]

Bowzards are to stay off the walls for now. A few spear-armed sentries will patrol them instead. Everyone else starts fortifying the Castle/fort.

[Megaman]

Everyone else starts fortifying the Castle/fort.

How do you suggest they do that?

[Ochita]

By making a wooden palisade.

[elitetaco3519]

spread tar or powder or something on the field, so you can see the foe as he come in, also send the fastest runners for help.

[Megaman]

By making a wooden palisade.

You're already in a fort, dear.

spread tar or powder or something on the field, so you can see the foe as he come in.

You do not have any

[Megaman]

You send a runner to get help from the rest of the empire.

Mysterious Chameleon army inbound,4 turn ETA.

Inv:
Shield(Trained)
Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Army:
500 spearzards(Battle ready)
200 swordzards(Battle ready)
400 bowzards(Battle ready)

[noah22223]

Send 15 Bowzard out to enter range of the army, then have them continually retreat while shooting at the coming army. Also, when they get back, have them tell you the size of the army.

[Megaman]

Well it seems this intermission probably won't have anything effective come out, so time to get to the interesting invasion part.

You are sitting in your quarters when a guard comes in, yelling, "THE CHAMELEONS ARE ATTACKING!"
Oh shit.
It's time for action.

Inv:
Shield(Trained)
Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Army:
500 spearzards(Battle ready)
200 swordzards(Battle ready)
400 bowzards(Battle ready)

[Darvi]

Let the bowzards cover the sky with arrows. Let them fight in he shade!

[Megaman]

You climb on the walls and order the bowzards to open fire upon the advancing army. The advancing army is more than three times the size of your garrison. You hope those reinforcements get here soon.

Inv:
Shield(Trained)
Axe(Trained)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Army:
500 spearzards(Holding position)
200 swordzards(Holding position)
400 bowzards(Firing)

[quip]

Think back to what our father Lindigo Montoya told us to do if we were ever stuck in a hopeless defensive position back when we were a hatchling or whatever, we're no biologist.

Then moon the enemy.

[mcclay]

Have the bowzards fire while the spearzards and sworzards stnad in front and next to the gat on your side.