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WHY?

Because of the hippies!
- 0 (0%)
Because of The Man!
- 2 (14.3%)
Because of Taricus!
- 1 (7.1%)
Because of Megaman!
- 1 (7.1%)
Because of that Harem Having skill!(I HATE MYSELF FOR THIIISSS SKILLLL)
- 10 (71.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14


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Author Topic: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING  (Read 9293 times)

Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #135 on: April 18, 2011, 11:23:07 pm »
Oi, who called me female?!
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mcclay

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #136 on: April 18, 2011, 11:31:51 pm »
ZERG RUSH KE KE KE KE!!!
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #137 on: April 19, 2011, 12:33:29 am »
Apparently Taricus's idea wins! And one person think he's a woman!

After a very enjoyable while of obtaining recruits, you train them into a FIERCE ARMY WHICH IS A RESULT OF YOUR SEXUAL DRIVE.

Conveniently, your shenanigans had stopped time, BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE GODS DEMANDED IT!!!!! You are in HOME TOWN, the capital city of the empire your father made. This might be a good place to learn of where you should go to moider chameleons.

Inv:
1H axe(Some-what skilled)
Shield(Some-what skilled)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Status:
Blood Thirsty

Skills:
1H axe(Some-what skilled)
Leadership(Proficient)
Shield usage(Some-what skilled)
Throwing(Dabbling)
Harem-Having(OH GOD I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS A SKILL)(Legendary)

Companions:
Mr.Whatsherface(Support character and friend)

Army:
550 Archzards
500 Swordzards
300 Axezards
« Last Edit: April 19, 2011, 12:38:12 am by Megaman »
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Criptfeind

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #138 on: April 19, 2011, 12:35:24 am »
Make GM hate himself even more.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #139 on: April 19, 2011, 12:36:16 am »
You can't.

No one can.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2011, 12:38:37 am by Megaman »
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #140 on: April 19, 2011, 09:14:53 am »
Formally make the GM hate himself even more.
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Darvi

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #141 on: April 19, 2011, 09:17:33 am »
Insultingly make the GM hte himself more:3

Nah. Visit the pub of HOME TOWN.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #142 on: April 19, 2011, 08:50:02 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 19, 2011, 09:14:53 am
Formally make the GM hate himself even more.
Quote from: Darvi on April 19, 2011, 09:17:33 am
Insultingly make the GM hte himself more:3
Quote from: Megaman on April 19, 2011, 12:36:16 am
You can't.

No one can.
Can't you read?

You go to the local pub. You are now in the local pub.

Inv:
1H axe(Some-what skilled)
Shield(Some-what skilled)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Status:
Ale Thirsty

Skills:
1H axe(Some-what skilled)
Leadership(Proficient)
Shield usage(Some-what skilled)
Throwing(Dabbling)
Harem-Having(OH GOD I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS A SKILL)(Legendary)

Companions:
Mr.Whatsherface(Support character and friend)

Army:
550 Archzards
500 Swordzards
300 Axezards
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #143 on: April 19, 2011, 08:52:55 pm »
>Get ale and wench. Ask for Information about chameleon stronghold.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #144 on: April 19, 2011, 08:58:21 pm »
Notice you are still wearing bloodstained armor.
Take it off.
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #145 on: April 19, 2011, 08:58:53 pm »
No you are not, you've been humping lady lizards for months.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #146 on: April 19, 2011, 09:00:23 pm »
You obtain ale and a wench, and begin asking around for details of the lizard stronghold.
A shadyzard says, "Hey buddy, I might know what yah want to know"

Inv:
1H axe(Some-what skilled)
Shield(Some-what skilled)
Steel chain mail
Steel barbute
Steel mail mittens
Steel chasses

Status:
Ale Thirsty

Skills:
1H axe(Some-what skilled)
Leadership(Proficient)
Shield usage(Some-what skilled)
Throwing(Dabbling)
Harem-Having(OH GOD I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS A SKILL)(Legendary)

Companions:
Mr.Whatsherface(Support character and friend)
Wench

Army:
550 Archzards
500 Swordzards
300 Axezards
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #147 on: April 19, 2011, 09:00:48 pm »
Yes, but you've been humping them in blood stained steel armor.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #148 on: April 19, 2011, 09:01:36 pm »
No you weren't. You were perfectly aware of the dangerous diseases that could give you.
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #149 on: April 19, 2011, 09:03:40 pm »
They cleaned the armour beforehand. >Friendily ask the shadyzard 'bout the information.
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