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WHY?

Because of the hippies!
- 0 (0%)
Because of The Man!
- 2 (14.3%)
Because of Taricus!
- 1 (7.1%)
Because of Megaman!
- 1 (7.1%)
Because of that Harem Having skill!(I HATE MYSELF FOR THIIISSS SKILLLL)
- 10 (71.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14


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Author Topic: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING  (Read 9292 times)

Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #120 on: April 18, 2011, 06:59:24 pm »
You do so, his bl-. Ahaha, fooled you, he's important to the plot so you can't kill him on a whim.

OH JUST GET TO THE HAREMS ALREADY VERSION OF RECAP:
Everyone under your command died except yourself and Whatsherface
Reinforcements saved your rectum
Chameleon Leader held prisoner, committed suicide(somehow).
Might want to counterattack the chameleons later *plot advancement tip*
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #121 on: April 18, 2011, 07:01:38 pm »
Tell whatsherface to get the reinforcements to counterattack the enemy. Then get to the harem.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #122 on: April 18, 2011, 07:01:59 pm »
Harem. Make army to counterattack.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #123 on: April 18, 2011, 07:04:38 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on April 18, 2011, 07:01:38 pm
Tell whatsherface to get the reinforcements to counterattack the enemy. Then get to the harem.
After brisk secks, Whatsherface says "Yeah you'll have to get reinforcements yourself. You lazy bastard."
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #124 on: April 18, 2011, 07:05:43 pm »
Back to the harem, time to make our army.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #125 on: April 18, 2011, 08:33:11 pm »
but breed with our wife(s) the line needs sons. then raise the army
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #126 on: April 18, 2011, 09:01:41 pm »
Use genetic engineering on your children while they are eggs so that the next sequel has a generation of fire-breathing lizards.
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #127 on: April 18, 2011, 10:00:20 pm »
*Several sexual scenes later*

You know have 30 army points to spend

100 Spearzards =1 AP
100 Swordzards= 2 AP
100 Elite Axezards= 3 AP
100 Archzards=2 AP

Allocate AP
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #128 on: April 18, 2011, 10:01:51 pm »
500 Archzards
500 Swordzards
300 Axezards
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #129 on: April 18, 2011, 10:04:54 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on April 18, 2011, 10:01:51 pm
500 Archzards
500 Swordzards
300 Axezards
5*2=10
5*2=10
3*3=9
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SPEND ONE MORE FOO
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #130 on: April 18, 2011, 10:06:02 pm »
One point in dragonzards plz.

Firebreathing! :D
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #131 on: April 18, 2011, 10:06:36 pm »
That would give you 0.01 firezards.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #132 on: April 18, 2011, 10:07:35 pm »
50 more archers.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #133 on: April 18, 2011, 10:35:21 pm »
3000 Spearzards. We shall destroy them with utterly over whelming numbers. NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE NEED TO CALL FOR REINFORCEMENTS!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« Reply #134 on: April 18, 2011, 10:48:25 pm »
YOU MUSHT CHOOSE
(At the top of this page)
« Last Edit: April 18, 2011, 10:54:03 pm by Megaman »
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