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WHY?

Because of the hippies!
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Because of The Man!
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Because of Taricus!
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Because of Megaman!
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Because of that Harem Having skill!(I HATE MYSELF FOR THIIISSS SKILLLL)
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Author Topic: YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING  (Read 9291 times)

Megaman

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YOU ARE LIZARD! T- 3: SHAMELESS REPACKAGING
« on: April 12, 2011, 10:01:19 pm »

So considering the MASSIVE COMMERCIAL SUCCESS of YOU ARE LIZARD(I have a golden toilet now) I think a golden sink is in order.

Years after Lindigo Montoya defended Home Village, his acquirement of several wives and several sex, every single lizard went on a random quest after reaching a mature age(and lizards mature fast). This lead to a vast empire with Home Village becoming Town City, the capital of it all. Lindigo is only 40.

Your first name is....
« Last Edit: April 18, 2011, 06:32:43 pm by Megaman »
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2011, 10:49:35 pm »

Lindigo Montoya II
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 11:31:26 pm »

YOU ARE LINDIGO MONTOYA THE SECOND, THE SECOND OF LINDIGO MONTOYA!

Your weapon of choice is...
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2011, 11:55:03 pm »

axe!!!!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2011, 11:57:25 pm »

The skulls of your enemy!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2011, 11:58:59 pm »

Thumpy-clubby-stick

(you were never too bright)
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2011, 05:01:59 am »

Your trusty rapier.

And by rapier I mean your axe.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2011, 05:40:53 pm »

Single handed(DEM SHIELD BE SOME USEFUL STUFF THAR) or two-handed axe?
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2011, 06:01:28 pm »

Could it be? LIZARD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO?!?!
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2011, 06:54:51 pm »

Shields are for the weak!
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2011, 07:21:17 pm »

Shield
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lolololol
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2011, 07:29:17 pm »

Sheeld!!!!!@!@#$@@#$%^@$!!!@!!$#@
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD! 2: MILKING OF PRODUCT NAMES
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2011, 08:24:05 pm »

You use an axe and a shield in battle!

You are Indigo Montoya's sixty-sixth son, INDIGO MONTOYA THE SECOND, who named you the second after drunkenly babbling 'THIS ONE WILL BE THE GREATEST!' For now, it seems was probably wrong. You are the commander of Boogaloo fortress, a fortress set up on the border to keep DEGENERATES out. Today, you hear a knocking on your door.

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Shield(Trained)
Axe(Trained)
COMMANDER'S robes
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2011, 08:39:40 pm »

Hiss Enter
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