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ggamer

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YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« on: April 12, 2011, 06:36:00 pm »
you wake up in the space barracks, on the space-ship.
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2011, 06:39:29 pm »
See intel, who the fuck are we fighing?
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2011, 06:40:11 pm »
Get on space hulk with COMMISSAR CAIAPHAS CAIN!
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2011, 06:43:50 pm »
Quote from: Strife26 on April 12, 2011, 06:40:11 pm
Get on space hulk with COMMISSAR CAIAPHAS CAIN!
And make sure we are not fucking Sanguinus first!
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2011, 06:45:12 pm »
you look at the intel. you are fighting ORKS.

speaking of which, thereare ORKS invading the SPACE SHIP. Holy jesus.
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2011, 06:47:11 pm »
Ork: RIDE THE SQUIGGOTH INTO THIS SPESS MEHREENS BATTLE BARGE!
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2011, 06:52:02 pm »
ORK HATH RUN SQUIGGOTH INTO DA SPASS MURINH SHIP THANGY

that sounded like orks. you grab your assault rifle and holy fuck a shoota boi is running at you.
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2011, 06:52:43 pm »
Imperial Guardsman of Krieg: Un-fuck this SPESS MEHREEN'S shit.
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2011, 07:02:59 pm »
Take a Chainsword to the Ork's faces
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2011, 07:04:15 pm »
you take your chainsword and rip the ORK in two.

some asshole comes and talks about unfucking your shit. you shoot him in his face- OH SHIT THREE SHOOTA BOIS
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2011, 07:06:18 pm »
Rest of the Space Marine Chapter: Stop being useless.
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2011, 07:07:14 pm »
Baneblades being carried on ship: be crewed
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2011, 07:08:05 pm »
>SM: Attempt to find Plot.
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2011, 07:08:32 pm »
The rest of your SPACE MARINE chapter stops being useless, and mans the baneblades. While you were watching, the SHOOTABOIS start shooting at you.
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Re: YOU ARE SPACE MARINE
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 07:09:13 pm »
Space Marines: Realize that the Imperial Guard uses Baneblades and the Space Marines use Land Raiders. Plus, a Space Marine cannot even fit in a Baneblade.
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