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[EmperorJon]

What would a communist fortress be like?

I'll make a list. And attempt to build it one day.

• No owned property (except the nobles, of course!)
• All mandates etc. must be completed for fear of the nobles wrath
• King/Queen mod renamed to Supreme Ruler
• All population wears the same clothing as a military uniform. Red clothes.
• Hammer and sickle modded in as a shape. Must be on ALL clothing
• Fortress Guard are ruthless
• Any more...?

In Soviet Fortress, Dwarves command you.

[Sjotrik]

In soviet fortress, you invade hell!


oh wait...

[Necro910]

What would a communist fortress be like?

I'll make a list. And attempt to build it one day.

• No owned property
• All mandates etc. must be completed for glory of the motherland!
• King/Queen mod renamed to Supreme Ruler
• All military wears the same clothing as a civilian uniform. Red clothes.
• Hammer and sickle modded in as a shape. Must be on ALL clothing
• Ruthless Guard are Fortress
• Any more...?

In Soviet Fortress, Dwarves command you.

Fix'd.

[Hyndis]

Everyone does every job. No specialists!

[TherosPherae]

In Soviet Fortress, magma jumps into your dwarves....

[Necro910]

In Soviet Fortress, magma jumps into your dwarves....

No, this is soviet fortress! Everything is supposed to be backwards!

[Kentti]

In Soviet Fortress, magma jumps into your dwarves....

No, this is soviet fortress! Everything is supposed to be backwards!

In Soviet Fortress, elves kill you?

[Necro910]

In Soviet Fortress, magma jumps into your dwarves....

No, this is soviet fortress! Everything is supposed to be backwards!

In Soviet Fortress, elves kill you?

That's better.

[Bathunter]

Isn't it already a socialist society in Dwarf Fortress? This thread is redundant.

It is too bad I can't resist the call.

In Soviet Fortress, you siege goblins.

[Kogut]

In communist fortress you have stone shortages!

[Lost Requiem]

Isn't it already a socialist society in Dwarf Fortress? This thread is redundant.

It is too bad I can't resist the call.

In Soviet Fortress, you siege goblins.

There is a very large difference between communism and socialism. Dwarf Fortress by default falls into the communist system. No economy, everyone can work in any job labor without prerequisites, all resources are compiled together, etc. There's a thread somewhere in the forums on this.

In Soviet Fortress, task cancels YOU.

[Lost Requiem]

Isn't it already a socialist society in Dwarf Fortress? This thread is redundant.

It is too bad I can't resist the call.

In Soviet Fortress, you siege goblins.

There is a very large difference between communism and socialism. Dwarf Fortress by default falls into the communist system. No economy, everyone can work in any job labor without prerequisites, all resources are compiled together, etc. There's a thread somewhere in the forums on this.

In Soviet Fortress, task cancels YOU.
In Soviet Fortress, YOU claim cat.
In Soviet Fortress, Fortress reclaims YOU.

[Jeoshua]

Those are all very scary ideas.

Yakov Smirnov would be proud.

[UnrealJake]

Isn't it already a socialist society in Dwarf Fortress? This thread is redundant.

It is too bad I can't resist the call.

In Soviet Fortress, you siege goblins.

There is a very large difference between communism and socialism. Dwarf Fortress by default falls into the communist system. No economy, everyone can work in any job labor without prerequisites, all resources are compiled together, etc. There's a thread somewhere in the forums on this.

In Soviet Fortress, task cancels YOU.

Well when there is you and six other people, you don't share things because you beleive the ideology is right, you do it because if you don't you will bloody well die.

[Julius Clonkus]

Dwarven soviets use woodcutting duty as gulag state-suggested productive vacation trip.

Also, if your soldiers retreat from battle, they must be executed. No one shall disgrace the fortress by showing weakness to the enemy.

Remember to arrange the blocks that fall from up above!