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The Immortal Empire

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The Great Nation of Flemch

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The Front Line

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The Fallen Alliance

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Ruins of a Lost Empire

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Total Members Voted: 19

[Darvi]

Daaaamn.
Now I made that PM for nuthin'

[GlyphGryph]

Thus far, I've been unable to get Mibbit past the loading screen on this wireless network, which is the only one that's available during the time frame of our game. Hopefully, there'll be one set up for next week. I'll keep trying though.

You really might want to consider a standalone client. IRC works blazingly fast on a 56k connection or worse. Mibbit, however, does not.

[GlyphGryph]

Spoiler: Best Session, part 1 (click to show/hide)

(06:03:08 PM) GlyphGryph: Game start
(06:03:11 PM) GlyphGryph: You guys are currently in the town of Nimgat, preparing for the week long sea voyage ahead
(06:03:33 PM) Neris: (I thought we were going after that seamonster.)
(06:03:38 PM) GlyphGryph: It has recently been assaulted by a sea monster, who did a good deal of damage and resulted in several deaths
(06:03:43 PM) Stiric: (Seamonster?)
(06:03:51 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas has decided an additional detour will be made to seek the beast
(06:03:53 PM) GlyphGryph: For the sake of science
(06:04:11 PM) GlyphGryph: And as a side effect, to end its reign of terror which mostly involves sinking every ship that leaves port
(06:04:15 PM) Stiric: (You monster..)
(06:04:33 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas believes this will work to the teams advantage, since if its seeking them out, they won't have to go through the work of finding it
(06:04:52 PM) GlyphGryph: However, there are definitely some remaining preparations to make for many of you, I'm sure
(06:06:01 PM) GlyphGryph: For example, Kaleb might want to paint a new name for the boat he inherited/
(06:06:32 PM) Kaleb: What's its name right now?
(06:06:34 PM) GlyphGryph: If there's no objects, requests, or player action, I will just set us out then...
(06:06:36 PM) Stiric: ((Call it Boatmurdered)
(06:06:41 PM) DarviMcNinjaslayer: Noooo
(06:06:47 PM) DarviMcNinjaslayer: That's what I wanted to call my city
(06:06:53 PM) Neris: Do it.
(06:06:57 PM) DarviMcNinjaslayer: In the Fall from Heaven game in a few minutes
(06:06:57 PM) Kaleb: And Darvi, seriously, can you shorten your name?
(06:07:08 PM) DarviMcNinjaslayer is now known as Shorten
(06:07:13 PM) Kaleb: Thank you.
(06:07:19 PM) Neris: Close enough.
(06:07:23 PM) Shorten: :V
(06:07:39 PM) Shorten is now known as Darvi
(06:07:48 PM) GlyphGryph: Current name is "The Pinecone"
(06:07:52 PM) Kaleb: I'ma wait to see if my boat makes it past the seamonster before renaming it.
(06:08:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas is currently out buying harpoons and mounting them to the main ship
(06:08:35 PM) Kaleb: So the plan is to tie my boat to the big boat and take them both out, right?
(06:08:43 PM) GlyphGryph: "The Flower of Lions"
(06:08:52 PM) GlyphGryph: I believe that was your plan, yep
(06:08:52 PM) Neris: Be right back.
(06:08:54 PM) Darvi: What a dumb sounding name
(06:09:20 PM) GlyphGryph: The owner thought it sounded regal
(06:09:22 PM) GlyphGryph:
(06:09:28 PM) Kaleb: Kaleb heads into town to see what he can obtain.
(06:09:53 PM) GlyphGryph: What are you looking for, in particular?
(06:10:06 PM) GlyphGryph: And are you going alone
(06:10:07 PM) GlyphGryph: ?
(06:10:22 PM) ***Stiric heads to the nearest Tavern for you know... "Info"
(06:10:44 PM) Kaleb: I am going alone, and I will handle this in PMs.
(06:11:09 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay dokey
(06:11:21 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, you can do the same if your going alone
(06:11:35 PM) Darvi: I
(06:11:39 PM) Darvi: I dunno what I'm gonna do
(06:11:41 PM) Darvi: WWUD?
(06:12:20 PM) Stiric: Okay.
(06:12:35 PM) Darvi: I guess
(06:12:40 PM) Darvi: I'll go with Stiric
(06:12:47 PM) Darvi: For a more diplomatic approach
(06:12:51 PM) Darvi: And to bail him out
(06:12:53 PM) Stiric:
(06:12:57 PM) Darvi: If he screws up
(06:13:06 PM) Stiric: I always forget the angry face doesn't work.
(06:13:14 PM) Darvi: :V
(06:13:18 PM) Stiric: And darvi, when have I screwed up recently besides the treee.
(06:13:22 PM) Darvi: THe pacman face works though
(06:13:23 PM) GlyphGryph: :y
(06:13:33 PM) GlyphGryph: 8^y
(06:13:34 PM) Darvi: 8^y
(06:13:38 PM) Darvi: Herp
(06:13:38 PM) GlyphGryph: beat ya to it
(06:13:41 PM) Darvi: Ninja's
(06:13:43 PM) Darvi: 'd
(06:13:50 PM) Darvi: No you didn't
(06:15:05 PM) GlyphGryph: (06:13:33 PM) GlyphGryph: 8^y
(06:15:05 PM) GlyphGryph: (06:13:34 PM) Darvi: 8^y
(06:15:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Anyways
(06:15:14 PM) GlyphGryph: focus, thats ooc stuff
(06:15:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Since you two are going together, we'll do it here
(06:15:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, you going with them?
(06:15:34 PM) GlyphGryph: Or doing something else?
(06:17:54 PM) GlyphGryph: Anyways, Stiric, Darvi
(06:18:34 PM) GlyphGryph: Are you looking for  a dockside tavern or going further into town?
(06:18:51 PM) Stiric: Further into town, thats we're all the rich people are!
(06:19:04 PM) GlyphGryph: *where
(06:19:08 PM) Darvi: That's...
(06:19:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay, you head into town...
(06:19:12 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(06:19:19 PM) Darvi: I guess it's a good thing I'm coming with ya
(06:19:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Ah, knew I was forgetting something
(06:19:26 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(06:19:37 PM) Stiric: Wheres Mr. Snakeyes? D:
(06:19:45 PM) MrSnakeEyes [~MrSnakeEy@NewNet-81FE5C7F.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] entered the room.
(06:19:51 PM) GlyphGryph: You rang?
(06:19:55 PM) Kaleb: 1d6
(06:19:55 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(06:19:57 PM) GlyphGryph: roll a notice
(06:20:05 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(06:20:05 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(06:20:09 PM) Stiric:
(06:20:21 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(06:20:21 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(06:20:30 PM) Darvi: Heheh
(06:20:37 PM) Darvi: Perferctly in synch
(06:21:03 PM) GlyphGryph: You wander the town for a short while, before finding the closest to an upscale tavern the town has to offer in the mercantile district
(06:21:23 PM) Neris: This is going to take longer than expected.
(06:21:27 PM) Darvi: Walk>Tavern; Order>Ale
(06:21:38 PM) Stiric: What he said.
(06:21:47 PM) Stiric: How much money do I currently have?
(06:21:49 PM) scriver [51e990d3@NewNet-1921FB50.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(06:21:58 PM) Stiric: ((YAAAAAAY))
(06:22:09 PM) Stiric: ((We just started ten minutes ago and he makes it ))
(06:22:42 PM) Kaleb: Hello! What's Scriver's character?
(06:22:51 PM) Stiric: Boggo of course :3
(06:22:54 PM) GlyphGryph: It's called "the Caton Fidele" pub
(06:22:58 PM) Stiric: Atleast I think so.
(06:23:25 PM) scriver: hey peopladores
(06:23:40 PM) scriver: I have arrived at long last
(06:23:55 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, you have 264 gold
(06:23:55 PM) Stiric: Move too OOC before Glyph gets angry))
(06:24:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric and Darvi
(06:24:35 PM) Stiric: ((Fuuuuuuck yesssss))
(06:25:02 PM) scriver: join #darktidesooc
(06:25:04 PM) GlyphGryph: As you step into the Caton Fidele, some of the customers throw distateful looks at you. You're both still a bit dirty from the road, but despite the disdain, you aren't really dressed any more poorly than most of those here.
(06:25:12 PM) GlyphGryph: (/join, not join)
(06:25:24 PM) GlyphGryph:
(06:25:36 PM) Darvi: EH
(06:25:41 PM) GlyphGryph: What would you like to try and do?
(06:25:44 PM) Darvi: Tha's not bad
(06:25:50 PM) Darvi: Unlikely to get assaulted and all that
(06:26:25 PM) ***Stiric laughs quietly and walks to the bartender, he then orders a drink for him and Darvi.
(06:26:31 PM) Darvi: Also, Ale for now
(06:26:33 PM) Darvi: Ninja
(06:26:48 PM) GlyphGryph: It's obviously a place that caters to locals more than travelers, but you don't seem that out of place. The clientele is somewhat varied. Predominantly human, but with a few dwarves and a large, black furred Mantid heading a table in the corner
(06:27:20 PM) GlyphGryph: The bartender looks you up and down, saying that it will be 10gold a piece.
(06:27:46 PM) scriver is now known as Boggosomething
(06:27:51 PM) GlyphGryph: Assuming you want the best
(06:28:01 PM) ***Stiric hands the Bartender 25 gold pieces, "Keep the extra."
(06:28:17 PM) GlyphGryph: "We've had some supply issues lately, what with the boats getting sunk in the harbor, sorry about the ... ah, that will do, thanks kindly sir."
(06:28:21 PM) Boggosomething is now known as Boggotaruach
(06:28:29 PM) Darvi: Ah.
(06:28:33 PM) Darvi: "So"
(06:28:43 PM) Darvi: What does sink these boats?"
(06:28:51 PM) Darvi: "Pirates?"
(06:29:56 PM) GlyphGryph: The bartender laughs.
(06:30:08 PM) GlyphGryph: "The Monster, of course. I can see the two of you are new here."
(06:31:00 PM) GlyphGryph: "No, the Empire has no problem with pirates in these parts, but even they can't be prepared for a monster like this."
(06:31:45 PM) Stiric: "Anything else odd happen around these parts lately?"
(06:32:26 PM) Stiric: "Happen to know a place where we can buy some weapons? Possibly some good equipment?
(06:32:27 PM) Stiric: "
(06:32:37 PM) GlyphGryph: "Now that you mention it, things weren't looking too great before the Monster showed up either."
(06:32:48 PM) GlyphGryph: "People going missing, strange stuff seen at night."
(06:33:00 PM) Darvi: "Oh?"
(06:33:20 PM) Darvi: "Those probably a'nt related are they?"
(06:33:26 PM) GlyphGryph: "Why, just the other day, Robby Cormica claimed his cousin, his cousin's wife, and their four kids just up and vanished from the farm where they work."
(06:33:27 PM) Neris: Back.
(06:33:42 PM) GlyphGryph: "He'd gone to visit, and the door was hanging open and they were gone."
(06:34:13 PM) GlyphGryph: "If it had been a day later, we'd have all said they were just hightailing it out of here cause of the Monster... but he didn't show up until the day before yesterday."
(06:34:57 PM) Stiric: "You happen to know where this man lives?"
(06:35:16 PM) GlyphGryph: "As to whether or not they are related... can't say. Just seems like bad stuff going 'round all around lately."
(06:35:28 PM) Darvi: "What, are ye planning on getting rid of these disasters are ya?"
(06:35:30 PM) Darvi: "Heheh"
(06:35:44 PM) GlyphGryph: "I've heard Alteria, the big city a few days east of here, had their governor assassinated recently and their own monster attacks too..."
(06:35:53 PM) Darvi: "Aye"
(06:35:58 PM) Darvi: "We're from thar"
(06:36:30 PM) GlyphGryph: "Ah, so you know how it is, then." He turns to stiric. "As to where he lives - you mean Mr. Cormica? Why d'ya want to know that?"
(06:36:59 PM) Stiric: "I suppose we'd like to ask him some questions about this monster."
(06:37:32 PM) GlyphGryph: "Cormica doesn't know much about the monster, he didn't even see the thing, he just had some family that dissapeared out on their farm..."
(06:37:50 PM) GlyphGryph: Both of you roll a conversation roll
(06:37:58 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(06:37:59 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(06:38:10 PM) Stiric: ((I told you about my luck man, I TOLD YOU))
(06:38:22 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(06:38:23 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(06:38:29 PM) Darvi: EH
(06:38:36 PM) Stiric: Meh Darvi is Meh))
(06:38:59 PM) Darvi: Quiet or you'll get the fish again
(06:39:02 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi gets a +1 adorable
(06:39:13 PM) Darvi: Niiice
(06:39:15 PM) Stiric: Adorable Darvi is Adorable?
(06:39:19 PM) GlyphGryph: so 6 and 4, this guy has no problem talking to you guys for a bit longer
(06:39:19 PM) Darvi: Heheh
(06:39:39 PM) GlyphGryph: Is there any other info you want? Further rumours, details on the monster, more about the dissapearances?
(06:39:56 PM) Stiric: Further rumors, and the location of a nice weapons shop.
(06:40:05 PM) Stiric: Wait forget the last part
(06:40:14 PM) Stiric: Because it will probally be extremely expenisve.
(06:40:21 PM) Darvi: I'll ask about the sea monster a bit
(06:41:00 PM) mode (+qo GlyphGryph GlyphGryph) by ChanServ
(06:41:26 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll for further rumours:
(06:41:27 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(06:41:28 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(06:41:37 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(06:41:37 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(06:41:41 PM) Darvi: <_>
(06:41:46 PM) Darvi: That looks awkward
(06:41:47 PM) Darvi: <_<
(06:42:00 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(06:42:01 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(06:42:04 PM) Neris: < _ > Derrrrrrrrrp.
(06:42:08 PM) GlyphGryph: "Hah, I got some juicy ones..." he lowers his voice. "Don't say it too loud, but I hear the Immortal Emperor, bless his soul, is sick. And badly so."
(06:42:41 PM) GlyphGryph: "People are saying his advisors are running the country in his stead... but the sun still rises in the morning and sets at night, so he's still well enough to do his most important job, eh?"
(06:42:46 PM) GlyphGryph: The bartender laughs a bit.
(06:43:20 PM) ***Stiric grins and say's "I suppose so."
(06:43:26 PM) GlyphGryph: "More about the monster, eh? Well, can't say I say em myself, and the stories seem pretty crazy. I've heard em all, its hard to get a reliable description."
(06:43:44 PM) GlyphGryph: "He wasn't around for long, and there haven't been any survivors of the dissapeared boats."
(06:43:57 PM) Darvi: "So"
(06:44:03 PM) Darvi: "How do you know it's a monster"
(06:44:10 PM) Darvi: "If there weren't any surivors?"
(06:46:10 PM) GlyphGryph: "Well, there were survivors of the assault on the docks!"
(06:46:21 PM) Darvi: Ah
(06:46:24 PM) GlyphGryph: "I suppose it could be something else disappearing the boats, though."
(06:46:27 PM) Darvi: "I guess that makes sense"
(06:46:28 PM) GlyphGryph: "Just makes sense, you know."
(06:46:43 PM) GlyphGryph: "Generally, they just agree the thing is huge, and vicious."
(06:48:39 PM) GlyphGryph: "Anything else I can you guys with?"
(06:48:52 PM) Darvi: Sentence fail
(06:49:07 PM) Darvi: Uh
(06:49:10 PM) Darvi: Don't think so?
(06:49:12 PM) ***Stiric hands the bartender five gold pieces "No, thanks for your time"
(06:51:31 PM) Kaleb: 1d6+1
(06:51:32 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6+1: 4 [1d6=3]
(06:53:49 PM) GlyphGryph: *help
(06:54:01 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay, so what else are ya'll gonna get up to?
(06:54:16 PM) Darvi: Look for a weapons shop I guess
(06:54:21 PM) Stiric: Look for a weapon or equipment shop
(06:54:23 PM) Darvi: Since stiric wants one so desperately
(06:55:08 PM) Stiric: Pfffft.
(06:56:43 PM) GlyphGryph: Heheh
(06:56:46 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll a notice
(06:56:53 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(06:56:54 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(06:56:57 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(06:56:58 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(06:57:03 PM) Stiric: Lucky Bd strikes again!
(06:57:03 PM) Darvi: >_>
(06:58:34 PM) GlyphGryph: You find a few decent shops and stalls that sell weapons and other equipment
(06:58:39 PM) GlyphGryph: What are you looking for in particular?
(06:59:03 PM) Darvi: Armor
(06:59:06 PM) Darvi: And maybe crossbows
(06:59:29 PM) Stiric: Some more throwing knives, possibley a shortsword upgrade.
(07:02:51 PM) Neris left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(07:03:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay, roll shopping skills, both of you
(07:03:57 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(07:03:58 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(07:05:15 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(07:05:15 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(07:05:23 PM) Darvi: Finally!
(07:06:09 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, you manage to find several shortswords on par with your own, and a dozen halfway decent throwing daggers.
(07:06:23 PM) GlyphGryph: They are selling for 7 gold a piece.
(07:06:50 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, you find two variants of the standard crossbow.
(07:07:02 PM) GlyphGryph: The first is a miracle of dwarven engineering, a compound crossbow.
(07:07:09 PM) GlyphGryph: Takes a bit longer and a bit more effort to reload
(07:07:17 PM) GlyphGryph: But you can fire three shots before doing so.
(07:07:26 PM) GlyphGryph: It's also a bit heavier than the regular model.
(07:07:46 PM) GlyphGryph: There's also a light crossbow meant for firing darts, and it comes with several.
(07:08:10 PM) Stiric: Buy one shortsword and 3 throwing daggers.
(07:08:10 PM) Stiric: ((Fuck you))
(07:09:14 PM) Darvi: Hmmm
(07:09:31 PM) Darvi: I'll take the repeating crossbow then
(07:09:40 PM) Darvi: With a buncha bolts if I don't already have them
(07:11:56 PM) GlyphGryph: You know you already have a shortsword, right?
(07:12:09 PM) Stiric: Yes, but I want two so I look fucking awesome.
(07:12:16 PM) GlyphGryph: The repeating crossbow is a hefty 140 pieces of gold.
(07:12:24 PM) Stiric: :3
(07:12:26 PM) Darvi: Well shit
(07:12:33 PM) GlyphGryph: The light crossbow is only 40
(07:12:36 PM) Darvi: Stiric, I'll distract the shopkeeper
(07:12:41 PM) Darvi: You know what to do
(07:12:47 PM) Stiric: Of course!
(07:12:56 PM) ***Stiric hive fives his bastard bro
(07:13:19 PM) NewsMuffin [60ff7dea@NewNet-1921FB50.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(07:13:21 PM) Darvi: Heheheh
(07:13:26 PM) Darvi: So
(07:13:35 PM) Darvi: I'll try to haggle for the light crossbow
(07:13:37 PM) Stiric: Do a dance, or something...
(07:13:39 PM) Darvi: And you just
(07:13:47 PM) Darvi: Pretend to be interested and stuff
(07:14:03 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, roll a diplomacy.
(07:14:10 PM) Darvi: 1d6+?
(07:14:10 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6+?: 4 [1d6=4]
(07:14:11 PM) Stiric: It might be a bit difficult to slip a crossbow down my pants, but whatever.
(07:14:18 PM) GlyphGryph: 7, very nice!
(07:14:22 PM) Darvi: Aaand OoC
(07:14:26 PM) GlyphGryph: He counter-mercantiles!
(07:14:33 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6+2
(07:14:34 PM) Stiric: Watch out!
(07:14:35 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6+2: 6 [1d6=4]
(07:14:42 PM) GlyphGryph: But you manage to come out ahead
(07:14:53 PM) GlyphGryph: He says he could go as low as 35, but no lower!
(07:14:56 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric?
(07:15:09 PM) Stiric: Steal it, I ain't spending no damn money.
(07:15:13 PM) GlyphGryph: (remember you can push!)
(07:15:20 PM) Stiric: :V
(07:15:29 PM) Stiric: I WILL PUSH TWICE
(07:15:36 PM) Stiric: NO WAIT THRICE
(07:15:47 PM) Darvi: I keep haggling to keep the shopkeeper distracted
(07:16:03 PM) NewsMuffin is now known as Neris
(07:16:24 PM) GlyphGryph: You realize if you push twice you only succeed on a 6 right?
(07:16:33 PM) Stiric: Wait.
(07:16:37 PM) Stiric: Forget it.
(07:16:41 PM) GlyphGryph: *thrice
(07:16:42 PM) GlyphGryph: sorry
(07:16:47 PM) GlyphGryph: twice would have you succeed on a 4+
(07:16:56 PM) Stiric: Oh twice then!
(07:17:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay then
(07:17:08 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll for your steal
(07:17:09 PM) Stiric: RNG I know I don't believe in you often, but please do me a solid.
(07:17:13 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, roll to keep distracting!
(07:17:14 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(07:17:15 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(07:17:20 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(07:17:21 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(07:17:21 PM) Stiric:
(07:17:25 PM) Darvi: Eh
(07:17:30 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric rolls a 9!
(07:17:30 PM) Stiric: Darvi you ruined me.
(07:17:32 PM) Darvi: adorablenessbonus?
(07:17:49 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi haggles a bit, but the mans attention wanders. Darvi, thinking wildly...
(07:17:52 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll a problem solving!
(07:17:53 PM) Stiric: Fuck yeah!
(07:17:58 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(07:17:59 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(07:18:03 PM) Darvi: FUCK YES
(07:18:07 PM) Darvi: I mean
(07:18:08 PM) Stiric: THERE IS A GOD
(07:18:09 PM) Darvi: SPORES YES
(07:18:52 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi GRABS THE MAN BY THE FACE AND YELLS "35! 35 PIECES OF GOLD FOR THIS PEACE OF CRAP! SIR, YOU ARE AT OF YOUR MIND!! CAN YOU SEE THE WORDS MY LIPS ARE MAKING!? CAN YOU HEAR THE!? THAT PRICE IS ABSURD!"
(07:19:11 PM) GlyphGryph: He pushes several items off the table in a huff. "This deal is OVER!"
(07:19:22 PM) GlyphGryph: "And I won't be doing ANY more business with the likes of you!"
(07:19:25 PM) GlyphGryph: And then he stomps off.
(07:19:38 PM) GlyphGryph: The merchant gathers back up his stuff, seeming quite taken aback.
(07:19:38 PM) Darvi: ANGRYFACE
(07:19:48 PM) Darvi: BECAUSE D:< DOESNT WORK
(07:19:53 PM) Darvi: Oh wait
(07:19:53 PM) Darvi: it does
(07:20:08 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6+1 Merchants notice
(07:20:09 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Merchants notice: 2 [1d6=1]
(07:20:24 PM) GlyphGryph: He doesn't even notice the crossbow has gone missing until he packs up at the end of the day...
(07:20:29 PM) Stiric: There is a god.
(07:20:30 PM) GlyphGryph: He's so shaken by the events.
(07:23:40 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric also managed to scoop up several bolts
(07:23:44 PM) GlyphGryph: 3d6 bolts
(07:23:45 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, bolts: 10 [3d6=2,2,6]
(07:23:59 PM) GlyphGryph: Bringing your total to 40
(07:24:00 PM) Stiric: Your welcome Darvi.
(07:24:37 PM) Darvi: Thanks
(07:24:58 PM) GlyphGryph: You guys want to head back to the boat now?
(07:25:32 PM) Stiric: Sure
(07:25:55 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay, join #dtbackattheboat

[GlyphGryph]

Spoiler: Part 2 (click to show/hide)

(06:48:50 PM) GlyphGryph: so, Neris and Boggotaruach
(06:48:57 PM) GlyphGryph: You sort of hang around at the boat
(06:49:27 PM) GlyphGryph: Phinneas eventually returns with a whole bunch of harpoons and some mechanical harpoon launching devices normally used to hunt whales
(06:49:43 PM) GlyphGryph: They are large, unwieldy, and expensive
(06:49:52 PM) GlyphGryph: And mean the boat is going to be very crowded
(06:49:58 PM) GlyphGryph: But he says they were absolutely necessary
(06:50:40 PM) Boggotaruach: "So, harpoons, how do they work?"
(06:51:28 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas is eager to go over the details
(06:51:57 PM) GlyphGryph: "Well, they are a bit like heavy Javelins. But you can see the end is barbed rather than smooth! They are not meant to come back out easily!"
(06:52:22 PM) GlyphGryph: "A rope will often be attached to the end, allowing us to prevent the creature from diving and escaping, since the rope will be attached to the boat."
(06:52:38 PM) GlyphGryph: "The devices are unwieldy, so to maximize our chances, I've also rented two dinghies."
(06:52:52 PM) GlyphGryph: "Some of our men will go out in them and try to stab the creature at short range."
(06:53:13 PM) GlyphGryph: "Once we have a couple sunk into it, we will tire it out as it drags the boat and bleeds, and fill it with as many as needed to take it down."
(06:53:22 PM) GlyphGryph: "Then we will drag it back to Port"
(06:54:15 PM) Kaleb: Kaleb returns to the boat, wearing a new Captain's hat. He is followed by a very, very large man and a pair of dogs.
(06:54:28 PM) Boggotaruach: "Perhaps not the most sound plan. But I'll guess it'll have to do."
(06:54:47 PM) GlyphGryph: The man is shorter than Darian, but wider and more muscled. He also seems to be drooling a bit, and has something approaching a vacant stare.
(06:55:14 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas looks up. "Ah, I wonder who this is Kaleb is returning with? ... also, what do you mean the plan isn't sound?"
(06:55:21 PM) GlyphGryph: "What could possible go wrong?"
(06:56:03 PM) GlyphGryph: The creature quickly shakes off the stare, and casts a wary eye at the water.
(06:56:17 PM) GlyphGryph: He waves to those on the boat.
(06:56:35 PM) ***Boggotaruach stares at him and chitters contempt-like. "It is very bare-bones. What if the jollies are sunk? What if it attacks the ship?"
(06:57:43 PM) GlyphGryph: "Well, I imagine if he's getting close enough to sink them, he'll be close enough for them to harpoon him! And if he sinks the ship, we can also make our way to safety on Kaleb's new boat, obviously."
(06:57:48 PM) GlyphGryph: "Speaking of which..."
(06:58:02 PM) GlyphGryph: "Kaleb, who are your new friends!" he calls down to the docks.
(06:58:30 PM) Kaleb: "This is Thraddash, and the dogs are Kzer-Za an Kohr-Ah. They're here to aid us. The dogs are well trained for hunting. Oh, Thraddash knows my father, so yeah."
(06:58:44 PM) Boggotaruach: "Hmrpf. Dogs. There's always dogs."
(06:59:37 PM) GlyphGryph: Well, he /calls/ them dogs. Honestly, they seem like creatures out of a nightmare - they are black, and sharp looking somehow, and something is unsettlingly agile about the way they move...
(06:59:51 PM) Kaleb: Right. Dogs
(07:00:05 PM) GlyphGryph: Still, they seem to answer to Thraddash's commands perfectly, and seem well trained.
(07:00:37 PM) GlyphGryph: Dogs they may be, but they are definitely the most disturblingly unnerving dogs you have ever come across.
(07:00:38 PM) Boggotaruach: ((I remember those! The cutebolds!))
(07:01:05 PM) Boggotaruach: As if them not being dogs were unnerving enough.
(07:01:18 PM) ***Boggotaruach shifts his feet restlessly.
(07:01:41 PM) GlyphGryph: "Kaleb, my dear friend, while the dogs will surely be useful on our destination, perhaps it would be best to leave them in town for the sea trip..."
(07:02:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Thraddash climbs up the gangplank to the deck of the ship, a little bit unsteady as it rocks back and forth.
(07:02:18 PM) GlyphGryph: "I suppose your muscular friend would be quite good at the stabby bits of my plan, though..."
(07:02:51 PM) Neris left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(07:03:05 PM) Kaleb: "They shouldn't be much of an issue. They'll be out of the way until we get there, and once we get there, well, I certainly don't plan to be sniffing the ground for tracks of rare beasts."
(07:04:30 PM) GlyphGryph: "Well, I meant the first bit, obviously... once we slay the creature, we'll likely need to drag it back here."
(07:04:52 PM) GlyphGryph: "Still, I suppose if our search is not fortunate, if we have them aboard we can simply sail on without needing to return..."
(07:05:17 PM) GlyphGryph: "Hah, and joing the ranks of the many ships that have "disappeared" in local lore, I'm sure."
(07:05:52 PM) Kaleb: "... And I don't expect us needing to be out too long if it /is/ there, which means the dogs just sit on my boat for the time."
(07:08:00 PM) GlyphGryph: "Ah, no problem then."
(07:08:04 PM) Boggotaruach: "...If we do take them, they're going below the deck. Can't keep an eye on both them and the sea creature at the same time."
(07:08:27 PM) GlyphGryph: "Well, if they're on Kaleb's boat, there will be no need to worry, I'm sure!"
(07:08:29 PM) Kaleb: "Of course, of course. And they'll be on my boat, wheras you probably won't be, boggo."
(07:08:40 PM) GlyphGryph: "Plus they seem perfectly domesticated! And quite a rare breed."
(07:09:16 PM) GlyphGryph: "C'mere little buddy, *he makes some call sounds* whose a good little puppy."
(07:09:34 PM) Kaleb: "You might not want to do that. They're hunting dogs and guard dogs- not pets."
(07:09:40 PM) Boggotaruach: "Hrk. That what's bother me the most."
(07:09:50 PM) GlyphGryph: He says, bending down and reaching for one of the creatures. It flattens its ears and rumbles at him a bit.
(07:10:05 PM) GlyphGryph: He stands back up and grins a little. "Ah, yes, perfectly understandable I'm sure."
(07:10:11 PM) Boggotaruach: "They look like they're going to slip out from a shadow behind me and go for my neck at any time."
(07:10:26 PM) Boggotaruach: "And sound worse. Damn dogs."
(07:10:39 PM) GlyphGryph: "Perhaps we'll even get lucky, and one will perish during the trip so I can add its magnificent visage to my museum."
(07:11:07 PM) GlyphGryph: He grins at Boggotaruach. "Now your just talking nonsense! Don't be silly!"
(07:11:20 PM) Kaleb: "Yeah, I think that counts as 'unlucky,' but if you're really nice I can see about getting you one when we're all done."
(07:11:41 PM) GlyphGryph: Both dogs are growling a little bit and staring at the back of Phineas's head as if they wanted to slip out of the shadows behind him and go for his neck. (;P)
(07:12:10 PM) Boggotaruach: "Hrk."
(07:12:28 PM) Boggotaruach: "Utter /nonsense/."
(07:12:57 PM) Kaleb: "Come on, to my boat, the New-Name-Pending," he guides the dogs into the hold and such.
(07:13:13 PM) GlyphGryph: "Plus, with your shell, I doubt they could even REACH the back of your neck by coming up behind you!"
(07:13:19 PM) NewsMuffin [60ff7dea@NewNet-1921FB50.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(07:13:32 PM) GlyphGryph: "The most they'd manage is nipping at your heels, most likely." he laughs a bit.
(07:13:41 PM) GlyphGryph: The dogs head over to Kaleb's boat.
(07:13:46 PM) GlyphGryph: Does Thraddash as well?
(07:13:53 PM) Boggotaruach: "...Perhaps they're coming out of it. I don't want to think of it."
(07:14:20 PM) Kaleb: That's Phineas' call.
(07:15:46 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas doesn't care, but he does mention they are already very short of room on the main boat.
(07:15:59 PM) GlyphGryph: He could probably fit in your cargo hold...
(07:16:03 PM) NewsMuffin is now known as Neris
(07:16:44 PM) Kaleb: Well, he doesn't need to go in the hold.
(07:16:57 PM) Kaleb: Not at the moment at least.
(07:17:01 PM) Kaleb: So he'll come on my ship as well.
(07:18:44 PM) Kaleb: "So, anyone else want to join us? The boat's smaller, yes, but not nearly as crowded." He looks directly at Neris when asking.
(07:19:31 PM) Neris: "Oh, um, yeah, I guess I'll come along."
(07:20:21 PM) Boggotaruach: "I'm staying. I do not want to be closer to those 'dogs' than I have too."
(07:21:32 PM) Kaleb: "That's fine, Boggo. Lots of people are afraid of dogs. Me? I've always been more worried about chickens."
(07:21:46 PM) Neris: (Hurr hurr)
(07:22:24 PM) GlyphGryph: Thraddash looks around a bit, his voice deep. "I've never been a big fan of birds, to be honest. Beady little eyes..."
(07:22:30 PM) Kaleb: "My big sister keeps a chicken coop, but there's this one that she lets wander around the house... It's pretty nuts."
(07:22:46 PM) Boggotaruach: "...I could crush your bones with my mind. I'd watch my tongue, If I were you."
(07:22:47 PM) GlyphGryph: "Always pecking at the ground, too..."
(07:23:21 PM) Kaleb: "And feathers everywhere... And nobody belives you when you say the chicken's out to get you, either."
(07:24:25 PM) GlyphGryph: He chuckles a bit.
(07:25:22 PM) Kaleb: "Keep in mind that when she got her first chicken, I was... a year old? So some of my earliest memories are this me-sized bird getting in my way when I was first learning to walk."
(07:26:08 PM) Stiric [1876298f@NewNet-FCD034EA.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(07:26:12 PM) GlyphGryph: Anyways, you all see Stiric and Darvi approaching...
(07:26:14 PM) Boggotaruach: "Hrk."
(07:26:40 PM) GlyphGryph: Having apparently completed their "info gathering" trip
(07:28:04 PM) GlyphGryph: (thats a go, guys...)
(07:28:35 PM) Kaleb: Kaleb steps into his ship and offers a hand to Neris to join him.
(07:28:53 PM) GlyphGryph: (If you don't want to do anything, just say pass, and we'll fast forward to when the ship leaves)
(07:28:57 PM) Kaleb: "Ahoy there!" Kaleb calls out to those approaching.
(07:29:01 PM) Neris: I take Kaleb's hand and step into the ship.
(07:29:07 PM) Stiric: "Greetings."
(07:29:33 PM) Neris: "Hey, Stiric. Thanks for coming along."\
(07:29:43 PM) Darvi [57f0df23@NewNet-FCD034EA.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(07:29:48 PM) Darvi: Bluh
(07:29:55 PM) Darvi: I shouldn't type in those channles
(07:29:58 PM) Darvi: channells
(07:30:01 PM) Stiric: "Ah no problem, you still owe me a ridicolous amount of money though."
(07:30:02 PM) Darvi: :<
(07:30:02 PM) ***Boggotaruach walks over to the other side of the ship and gazes out over the water.
(07:30:02 PM) ***Stiric grins.
(07:30:15 PM) Neris: "Sure I do."
(07:30:41 PM) Kaleb: "I'm Kaleb, and this is my ship, the New-Name-Pending. That ship," he points to the big one, "Is not mine. I don't think I've caught your names before."
(07:31:08 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas lets out a call saying they'll be leaving shortly now that everyone is back at the boat.
(07:31:24 PM) Stiric: "The names Stiric Darmar, lovable charmer and dashing rogue."
(07:31:31 PM) Kaleb: s. Boats.
(07:32:17 PM) Kaleb: "You have to be very lovable to declare yourself such, or it backfires, you know."
(07:32:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Now that everyone is back at the ship, then
(07:33:05 PM) Kaleb: Mr. Snake Eyes is not back.
(07:33:19 PM) GlyphGryph: Nah, you can roll for him in the other chat
(07:33:21 PM) Neris: "Stiric is loved by all girls who live near taverns. Loved by their husbands, too."
(07:33:25 PM) ***Stiric plays the song "Missing You"
(07:33:52 PM) ***Stiric laughs "Really funny, your becoming a better comedian by the hour."
(07:34:04 PM) Neris: "I am, aren't I?"

[GlyphGryph]

Spoiler: Part Threeish! (click to show/hide)

(07:34:51 PM) GlyphGryph: Shall we all cast off then?
(07:35:05 PM) Stiric: Indeed
(07:35:17 PM) Boggotaruach: yupyup
(07:35:24 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck
(07:35:25 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck: 2 [1d6=2]
(07:35:37 PM) GlyphGryph: ^_^
(07:35:38 PM) Neris: D:
(07:35:59 PM) GlyphGryph: The boat leaves the dock without problems, but you are no more than a few hours at sea before the winds begin picking up.
(07:36:01 PM) Stiric: Yay?
(07:36:08 PM) Stiric: QUICK ADD MY LUCK MODIFIER))
(07:36:13 PM) GlyphGryph: Everybody who has never been on a boat before, roll for seasickness
(07:36:24 PM) Kaleb: 1d6
(07:36:25 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(07:36:32 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(07:36:33 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(07:36:35 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(07:36:36 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(07:36:42 PM) Stiric: lucky stiric strikes again!
(07:36:44 PM) Neris: 1d6
(07:36:44 PM) Darvi: what is it with me and 3s
(07:36:44 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Neris, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(07:36:46 PM) Kaleb: Kaleb politely excuses himself, pretending nothing's wrong and that he wants to watch the water.
(07:36:48 PM) Neris: D:
(07:36:52 PM) Kaleb: 1d6+5
(07:36:52 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6+5: 10 [1d6=5]
(07:37:07 PM) Kaleb: Kaleb pukes in the privacy of not letting any of you know any better.
(07:37:08 PM) ***Neris stumbles around. "I do not like boats."
(07:37:34 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6
(07:37:35 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(07:37:39 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb is not seen around much, Neris is seen getting close and personal with the railing for most of the ship
(07:37:47 PM) Boggotaruach: Steady feet make all the difference
(07:37:53 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggo and Stiric are fine, laughing and taking well to the rolling of the ship
(07:37:55 PM) Stiric: "What are you talking about? I feel great!"
(07:38:07 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi seems a little green around the gills, but holds it together.
(07:38:18 PM) GlyphGryph: He stumbles occassionally and does seem unfocused.
(07:38:26 PM) Neris: "The water... it's sooo nice..."
(07:38:34 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Thraddash
(07:38:36 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Thraddash: 5 [1d6=5]
(07:38:40 PM) Stiric: "Of course it is Neris, of course it is."
(07:38:43 PM) Stiric: ((OH SHEET))
(07:38:52 PM) ***Neris passes out on the railing.
(07:39:03 PM) Darvi: Eh
(07:39:05 PM) Darvi: Im a dorf
(07:39:09 PM) Darvi: I am steadfast after all
(07:39:13 PM) GlyphGryph: Thraddash seems to hold himself together fairly well, but still doesn't go out much. He seems incredibly nervous whenever he is on deck, as if terrified he will topply overboard for no particular reason.
(07:39:22 PM) Kaleb: Kaleb collects the passed out Neris and sets her in the rope-bed.
(07:39:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, roll a stability roll
(07:39:32 PM) Neris: 1d6
(07:39:32 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Neris, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(07:39:40 PM) Stiric: Heheheh
(07:39:54 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb catches her just before she topples off the side and leads her to his bed.
(07:40:07 PM) GlyphGryph: Which she promptly pukes through onto his floor.
(07:40:08 PM) Boggotaruach: hey peopladores
(07:40:19 PM) Boggotaruach: ((oh, sorry))
(07:40:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach, Stiric, as the only ones with a real choice
(07:40:32 PM) GlyphGryph: Is there anything you want to do during the trip?
(07:40:39 PM) Boggotaruach: ((,eant to press erase, not enter))
(07:40:44 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, you could try anything too though you'd get some penalties
(07:41:00 PM) ***Boggotaruach watches the water some more. Don't trust it one bit.
(07:41:02 PM) Stiric: Work on my gambling with the other members of the ship, for fun of course.
(07:41:18 PM) GlyphGryph: Heheh
(07:41:29 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck
(07:41:30 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck: 1 [1d6=1]
(07:41:38 PM) GlyphGryph: The waves are definitely picking up and getting worse...
(07:41:41 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggo, roll a notice
(07:41:47 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, roll a gambling
(07:41:51 PM) Stiric: ((Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck))
(07:41:54 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(07:41:55 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(07:42:01 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6 notice
(07:42:02 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, notice: 6 [1d6=6]
(07:42:08 PM) Boggotaruach: hehehe
(07:42:08 PM) Stiric: Lucky Stiric Strikes again!
(07:42:11 PM) Kaleb: Kaleb will clean that up later... Because he's not feeleing wel himself.
(07:42:19 PM) GlyphGryph: Not too bad, you win more than you lose, you gain 5 gold.
(07:42:37 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb is barely avoiding adding the mess, and only then because he's got a bucket for just such a situation...
(07:42:44 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll a stability check though
(07:42:49 PM) Kaleb: 1d6
(07:42:50 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(07:43:09 PM) GlyphGryph: You manage to stumble as you move around the cabin, knocking yourself into the desk and taking a point of damage.
(07:43:20 PM) GlyphGryph: The storm is definitely picking up.
(07:43:24 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll a luck roll.
(07:44:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach: Meanwhile, watching the water, you catch a half glimpse of something in one of the waves. It seemed almost like an an undulating line just under the water, then an eye and a mouth briefly breaking through the spray... but then it is gone.
(07:44:27 PM) Kaleb: 1d6
(07:44:28 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(07:44:53 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb, you manage to recover and get o the wheel just in time to pull the ship away from crashing into the Flower.
(07:45:14 PM) Kaleb: Woot!
(07:45:18 PM) ***Boggotaruach goes and informs the captain/leader of what i saw
(07:45:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Though honestly, you're not so sure with what your doing... getting "pulled" is difficult when both ships are getting tossed around like this...
(07:45:28 PM) Neris: Everyone is sick besides the two laziest passengers.
(07:45:30 PM) Boggotaruach: No point in denying it.
(07:45:41 PM) Stiric: Shutup, im making bank.
(07:45:45 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach finds Phineas and the captain, and explains what he saw.
(07:46:28 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 disbelief
(07:46:29 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, disbelief: 6 [1d6=6]
(07:46:43 PM) Neris: 'My faith is my shield'?
(07:47:11 PM) GlyphGryph: They figure its worth a check, but say its probably just your eyes playing tricks on you.
(07:47:11 PM) Boggotaruach: ((dum bastards))
(07:47:20 PM) Darvi: I load my new crossbow
(07:47:32 PM) GlyphGryph: Still, they ARE hunting a sea monster, so they can't exactly let it go uninvestigated!
(07:48:19 PM) Boggotaruach: "Hrr. Pleasant as always, being trusted."
(07:48:26 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi gets his crossbow ready... roll a stability
(07:49:01 PM) GlyphGryph: The captain and Phineas accompany you to the deck, and stare over the railings with you.
(07:49:19 PM) Stiric: You mean my crossbow?
(07:49:19 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi roll?
(07:49:49 PM) Stiric: No, its his but its mine
(07:50:17 PM) GlyphGryph: I will roll for him then?
(07:50:23 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Darvi's Stability
(07:50:24 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Darvi's Stability: 6 [1d6=6]
(07:50:24 PM) Stiric: Sure.
(07:50:25 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(07:50:26 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(07:50:31 PM) Darvi: I take your roll
(07:50:33 PM) GlyphGryph: He loads the crossbow just fine either way
(07:50:34 PM) Darvi:
(07:50:37 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck Roll
(07:50:39 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck Roll: 6 [1d6=6]
(07:50:46 PM) Stiric: Finally.
(07:50:50 PM) GlyphGryph: Phew, you guys just dodged a bullet there
(07:50:57 PM) Neris: Waves fall, everybody dies.
(07:51:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach, roll a new notice roll
(07:51:36 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6+3 Captains Notice:
(07:51:37 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Captains Notice:: 5 [1d6=2]
(07:51:43 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6 notice
(07:51:44 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, notice: 5 [1d6=5]
(07:51:50 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6+3 Phineas's Notice
(07:51:51 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Phineas's Notice: 8 [1d6=5]
(07:52:12 PM) Kaleb: Should I roll some sort of notice?
(07:52:18 PM) Kaleb: I'm apparently at the wheel.
(07:52:24 PM) GlyphGryph: Ah, yes, that would make sense
(07:52:27 PM) GlyphGryph: -2 penalty though
(07:52:40 PM) Kaleb: 1d6+1-2
(07:52:41 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6+1-2: 0 [1d6=1]
(07:52:50 PM) Kaleb: I don't see shit.
(07:52:58 PM) Neris: You go blind.
(07:53:05 PM) Boggotaruach: hehehe
(07:53:11 PM) Kaleb: I get distraed by Neris passed out in my bed.
(07:53:13 PM) Boggotaruach: A bird shits in your face
(07:53:24 PM) GlyphGryph: All of you but Kaleb see the collossal body of a long, serpentine creature break from the waves not terribly far from the ship... It almost flies through the air, like a cross between a shark an eel, but enormous, it's body still coming from the water as its head crashes back down.
(07:53:25 PM) Kaleb: Also, seasick.
(07:53:29 PM) Neris: Don't you get any ideas mistr.
(07:53:33 PM) Neris: *mister
(07:53:39 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb only sees the floor as he stumbles and falls over again.
(07:54:17 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas stumbles back "By god, he was right! The creature is out there! All men, man your positions! Sound the alarums! To your battle stations! READY THE DINGHIES!"
(07:54:28 PM) GlyphGryph: The Captain's face is white as a sheet, meanwhile.
(07:54:34 PM) Neris: Alarums.
(07:54:44 PM) GlyphGryph: "My god... we're all going to die..."
(07:55:30 PM) Kaleb: "Creature? What? Where? Thraddash, throw sharp stick, gah, words! YOu know the plan!"
(07:55:35 PM) GlyphGryph: "And this storm... it came out of nowhere... it's even worse than that terrible storm the day the monster attacked..."
(07:56:02 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb says "CreatHRRRRK where... Thraddash... gah... HRRRRK... You know the plan!"
(07:56:04 PM) GlyphGryph:
(07:56:04 PM) ***Stiric tries to rally the crew to fight!
(07:56:05 PM) Neris: Captain Ahab.
(07:56:26 PM) Boggotaruach: "Oh, buggers."
(07:57:06 PM) GlyphGryph: Thraddash climbs onto deck, clutching a harpoon to his chest and dropping to the ground.
(07:57:15 PM) GlyphGryph: He crawls across it, holding tightly to the railing.
(07:57:18 PM) GlyphGryph: He is white as a ghost.
(07:57:29 PM) GlyphGryph: The railing splinters a little in his grip.
(07:57:39 PM) GlyphGryph: "Yes sir, ready for throwing sir!"
(07:57:41 PM) GlyphGryph: He calls out
(07:58:13 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas runs below decks...
(07:58:14 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(07:58:15 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(07:58:21 PM) Stiric: Derp
(07:58:31 PM) GlyphGryph: Slipping as he does so, losing his grip on the railing and crashing to the ground at Stirics feet
(07:58:37 PM) GlyphGryph: His head is bleeding quite badly
(07:58:39 PM) GlyphGryph: He took...
(07:58:40 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(07:58:41 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(07:58:45 PM) Kaleb: Ow.
(07:58:50 PM) Neris: HE FUCKING DIED.
(07:58:50 PM) GlyphGryph: 5 damage, and has one health remaining
(07:58:54 PM) Darvi: TRIPLESHOT
(07:58:56 PM) Stiric: OH SHIT
(07:59:00 PM) Neris: FUCK WHAT. SO CLOSE.
(07:59:05 PM) Stiric: DAMN SHOULD HAVE MOPPED THAT PUDDLE UP
(07:59:12 PM) GlyphGryph: You guys hear the alarms sound as the ship pitches
(07:59:24 PM) GlyphGryph: It is raining during a storm, running was probably a bad idea...
(07:59:33 PM) Neris: I fall out of Kaleb's bed.
(07:59:42 PM) GlyphGryph: One of the sailors quickly begins to bandage him up, and tries to drag him to a bed...
(07:59:44 PM) Stiric: More like an awesome idea
(08:00:01 PM) GlyphGryph: Meanwhile, the captain yells down "You louts, where the hell did the madman noble go!?"
(08:00:25 PM) GlyphGryph: He comes climbing down "We'll need to launch the dinghies... wait!? Is he out!?"
(08:00:29 PM) GlyphGryph: The captain laughs.
(08:00:42 PM) GlyphGryph: "Men, to the rigging! We're turning this ship around and breaking for port!"
(08:00:58 PM) ***Boggotaruach gets to work launching the dinghies!
(08:01:17 PM) GlyphGryph: "Also, I've been watching the madmans fellow madman behind us, and he's almost crashed into us twice! Cut him loose and turn us about!"
(08:01:32 PM) GlyphGryph: "He'll have a better chance of survival with risking bashing against us anyways"
(08:01:42 PM) ***Stiric Stiric helps Boggo launch the dinghies.
(08:01:44 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational luck
(08:01:46 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational luck: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:02:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb, roll a notice.
(08:02:05 PM) Kaleb: 1d6+1
(08:02:05 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6+1: 5 [1d6=4]
(08:02:31 PM) GlyphGryph: You notice something huge race through the water behind your ship.
(08:02:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Thraddash throws at it!
(08:02:40 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6-2
(08:02:41 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6-2: 0 [1d6=2]
(08:02:56 PM) GlyphGryph: Quickly slipping to the side, losing as balance as he lets go.
(08:03:00 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Stability roll
(08:03:02 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Stability roll: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:03:19 PM) GlyphGryph: He goes crashing to the deck, and crashes to the far rail as the create bashes the ship
(08:03:26 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, roll a stability roll of your own
(08:03:29 PM) GlyphGryph: And you, Kaleb
(08:03:33 PM) Kaleb: 1d6
(08:03:33 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:03:35 PM) Neris: 1d6
(08:03:36 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Neris, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:03:41 PM) Neris: D:
(08:03:54 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, luckily, is already on the floor. However, she is pelted by items from the nearby desk
(08:04:00 PM) GlyphGryph: She takes 1d6-4 damage
(08:04:03 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6-4
(08:04:04 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6-4: -1 [1d6=3]
(08:04:10 PM) Kaleb: She heals 1
(08:04:14 PM) GlyphGryph: Some bruises, but nothing more
(08:04:14 PM) Neris: Lol I gain health bitches
(08:04:26 PM) Neris: Items fuel my power.
(08:04:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Thraddash tries to stay on the boat...
(08:04:30 PM) Neris: Aw.
(08:04:33 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6+1 reactions
(08:04:34 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, reactions: 7 [1d6=6]
(08:04:55 PM) GlyphGryph: He manages to wrap one beefy arm around the central mast, to which he clings for dear life.
(08:05:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb, you notice the rope you were being pulled by has gone slack as the creature dissapears...
(08:05:20 PM) Kaleb: Sonofa...
(08:05:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach: Roll to finish preparing the dhingy!
(08:05:41 PM) GlyphGryph: dinghy
(08:05:42 PM) GlyphGryph: Whatever
(08:05:42 PM) Stiric: (I also wanted to prepare the thingy
(08:05:47 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6 dhingy!
(08:05:48 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, dhingy!: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:05:56 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, roll your assist
(08:06:01 PM) Boggotaruach: I call em "jollies from now on
(08:06:03 PM) Stiric: 1d6 me dhingy to!
(08:06:04 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, me dhingy to!: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:06:10 PM) GlyphGryph: 2 indeed!
(08:06:11 PM) Stiric: Wow.
(08:06:21 PM) GlyphGryph: You both manage to lower the boat into the water
(08:06:25 PM) GlyphGryph: It quickly floats away
(08:06:34 PM) GlyphGryph: As you lose your grip on the ropes.
(08:06:35 PM) Kaleb: "Thraddash, get the wheel! I'ma Plan B this thing, get it away from us!"
(08:06:46 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll stability rolls, both of you.
(08:06:48 PM) Stiric: We are not meant for sea travel thats for sure.
(08:06:56 PM) Stiric: Come on dicebot...
(08:06:57 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:06:58 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:07:00 PM) Neris: Nope.
(08:07:00 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6 stabilisatadory
(08:07:01 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, stabilisatadory: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:07:03 PM) Stiric: YES!
(08:07:07 PM) GlyphGryph: You're both fine.
(08:07:17 PM) Stiric: Dicebot loves me the most.
(08:07:19 PM) GlyphGryph: But you did lose the dinghy
(08:07:22 PM) Darvi: I am
(08:07:29 PM) Darvi: kinda still waiting for my shots
(08:08:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, you haven't even seen it yet, though you heard the alarm
(08:08:10 PM) GlyphGryph: It's only passed close to Kaleb's ship
(08:08:17 PM) GlyphGryph: You are ready to shoot it as soon as it reveals itself.
(08:08:20 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Thraddash, courage
(08:08:21 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Thraddash, courage: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:08:34 PM) Darvi: Ah
(08:08:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Thraddash disentangles himself from the mast, pulling up along the riggings towards the wheel...
(08:08:50 PM) GlyphGryph: "Yes sir, getting... wheel... sir..."
(08:09:11 PM) Stiric: God damnit that guy is loyal.
(08:09:35 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Thraddash stearing
(08:09:36 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Thraddash stearing: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:09:44 PM) GlyphGryph: *steering?
(08:09:48 PM) GlyphGryph: Whatever
(08:10:02 PM) Stiric: Yes, steering does not have an a in it.
(08:10:12 PM) GlyphGryph: Anyways
(08:10:18 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck
(08:10:19 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:10:21 PM) Boggotaruach: stearing, however, do.
(08:10:40 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, you get your shots. The create is heading directly for your boat.
(08:10:45 PM) GlyphGryph: *creature
(08:11:04 PM) Kaleb: 1d6+1
(08:11:06 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6+1: 4 [1d6=3]
(08:12:15 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll thrice!
(08:12:37 PM) Stiric: Thrice you say
(08:14:18 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, Boggo, are either of you going to try for the other dinghy, or attempt to man the harpoon cannons?
(08:14:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Also, Darvi, rolllll
(08:14:42 PM) Stiric: Man the harpoon cannons! Thats way cooler!
(08:14:53 PM) Boggotaruach: oyeah
(08:15:10 PM) GlyphGryph: Both of you working one could probably succeed in aiming it a bit
(08:15:15 PM) GlyphGryph: Though neither of you have shooting...
(08:15:17 PM) ***Boggotaruach goes for other jollie!
(08:15:31 PM) Stiric: I WANNA SHOT STUFF
(08:15:32 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric alone would just be a pull+hope shot
(08:15:48 PM) Darvi: Okay
(08:15:50 PM) Darvi: I think
(08:15:54 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach, roll for the other Dinghy! I assume you are getting IN it first, this time?
(08:15:58 PM) Darvi: Does it have hueg eyes?
(08:16:05 PM) Stiric: NO WAIT
(08:16:06 PM) Stiric: I CHANGE MY MIND
(08:16:12 PM) Boggotaruach: Yes, I get in dinghy!
(08:16:14 PM) Boggotaruach: then
(08:16:15 PM) Stiric: Me and Boggo will attack the creature by sea!
(08:16:18 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, it's got big eyes yeah, but on the side of its head
(08:16:20 PM) Stiric: I also get in the dinghy
(08:16:27 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6 dinghy-ho!
(08:16:27 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, dinghy-ho!: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:16:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll your dinghy manipulation rolls!
(08:16:37 PM) Boggotaruach: sweetsors
(08:16:44 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:16:45 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:16:53 PM) Stiric: Not sweetsors
(08:16:56 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, roll a stability and reaction roll!
(08:17:03 PM) GlyphGryph: Get at least a 3 on both or fall overboard!
(08:17:06 PM) Darvi: So can I shoot them?
(08:17:11 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:17:11 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:17:12 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:17:13 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:17:18 PM) GlyphGryph: Lucky bastard
(08:17:19 PM) Neris: Oh lawl
(08:17:19 PM) Stiric: !
(08:17:33 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, yes, but it will be slightly harder
(08:17:47 PM) GlyphGryph: The creature is close to the ship now, and breaches the water as it prepares to leap...
(08:17:49 PM) Stiric: Told you I was a lucky bastard
(08:18:23 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric loses his grip on his rope, and nearly drowns both of you. Luckily, he recovers it just in time.
(08:18:29 PM) GlyphGryph: You do lose one of the harpoons in the boat though
(08:18:45 PM) Kaleb: 1d6 Come on daddy needs a new pair of not being dead
(08:18:46 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, Come on daddy needs a new pair of not being dead: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:18:47 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, roll to hit the eyes?
(08:19:03 PM) Darvi: ya
(08:19:22 PM) Darvi: all 3
(08:19:36 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi launches 3 attacks at the creature!
(08:19:37 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:19:38 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:19:39 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:19:39 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:19:40 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:19:40 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:19:44 PM) Kaleb: 1d6 Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn
(08:19:44 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:19:46 PM) Stiric: What.
(08:19:55 PM) Stiric: You guys are unlucky as hell.
(08:20:09 PM) GlyphGryph: With Darvi's +2 shooting and such a big target...
(08:20:12 PM) Neris: 3 3s?
(08:20:14 PM) GlyphGryph: All three hit, though not the eyes
(08:20:15 PM) Neris: MARK OF THE TRINITY
(08:20:19 PM) Neris: DEMONS UP IN THIS SHIT
(08:20:22 PM) GlyphGryph: They deal 2 damage a piece.
(08:20:28 PM) Stiric: DEAR GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
(08:21:41 PM) GlyphGryph: The creature sort of comes halfway out of the water before taking the arrows to the snout
(08:21:46 PM) Boggotaruach: so, did we get into the water?
(08:21:53 PM) GlyphGryph: It shudders a bit, seeming almost hesitant...
(08:21:56 PM) GlyphGryph: Then rams into the ship
(08:22:04 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck Roll
(08:22:06 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck Roll: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:22:15 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6-1 Creatures attack roll
(08:22:17 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Creatures attack roll: 1 [1d6=2]
(08:22:53 PM) GlyphGryph: The creature dissapears under the ship, missing it completely
(08:23:06 PM) GlyphGryph: The dinghy breaks free, and begins rowing...
(08:23:15 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggo, stiric, who's rowing, who's taking the harpoons?
(08:24:04 PM) Boggotaruach: I can't really do either very well, can I?
(08:24:19 PM) Stiric: heh
(08:24:23 PM) Stiric: 1d2
(08:24:24 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
(08:24:33 PM) Stiric: I'll harpoon then.
(08:24:39 PM) GlyphGryph: You can manage either with your telekinesis, its pretty powerful
(08:24:58 PM) GlyphGryph: And you have strong
(08:25:00 PM) Boggotaruach: Aah, then I row
(08:25:14 PM) GlyphGryph: He quickly grabs one oar with his mouth, using his powers for the other
(08:25:24 PM) Boggotaruach: Hehehe
(08:25:27 PM) GlyphGryph: And Stiric hefts a harpoon awkwardly
(08:25:28 PM) Boggotaruach: what a sight.
(08:25:33 PM) Darvi: Hmmm
(08:25:36 PM) Stiric: Best...plan....ever....
(08:25:42 PM) Darvi: Am I half satan?
(08:25:48 PM) GlyphGryph: Heheh
(08:25:54 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, what do you want to do now?
(08:26:18 PM) ***Boggotaruach rows towards where the beast might show up next!
(08:26:45 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:26:45 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:26:52 PM) GlyphGryph: It's actually moving directly under your boat right now, just under the surface!
(08:27:03 PM) GlyphGryph: It surfaces only a few feet away!
(08:27:19 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric!?
(08:27:32 PM) ***Stiric unleashes hell.
(08:27:53 PM) Stiric: 1d6 Just incase
(08:27:54 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, Just incase: 1 [1d6=1]
(08:27:58 PM) Darvi: Hmm
(08:28:02 PM) Darvi: Reloading I guess
(08:28:03 PM) Neris: :{
(08:28:07 PM) Neris:
(08:28:09 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric slips with the harpoon!
(08:28:09 PM) Stiric: Fuck, hope that didn't count.
(08:28:22 PM) Stiric: Fuck im athiest now, there is no RNG
(08:28:24 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, roll another stability and reactions!
(08:28:31 PM) GlyphGryph: 4+ on both to succeed!
(08:28:39 PM) GlyphGryph: Say which is which when you roll
(08:28:45 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:28:46 PM) GlyphGryph: You get a +1 agility to reactions remember
(08:28:46 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:28:47 PM) ***Boggotaruach tries to grab the harpoon with telekinesis as well!
(08:28:49 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:28:49 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:28:59 PM) Stiric: Yay!
(08:29:03 PM) GlyphGryph: Wait +2 agility...
(08:29:06 PM) Neris: Add +1 to the second one.
(08:29:19 PM) Stiric: Fuck yeah
(08:29:56 PM) GlyphGryph: You lose the harpoon, and fall off the boat, but manage to grab hold and pull yourself back in
(08:29:59 PM) GlyphGryph: you are now wet as well
(08:30:09 PM) GlyphGryph: Well wetter than the rain made you I guess..
(08:30:11 PM) Stiric: I can deal with it.
(08:30:14 PM) GlyphGryph: you have 2 harpoons remaining
(08:30:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggo, maintain your position?
(08:30:33 PM) GlyphGryph: (roll)
(08:30:47 PM) Stiric: BOGGOTARUACH
(08:30:58 PM) Kaleb: 1d6 Lets go maim this thing!
(08:30:58 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, Lets go maim this thing!: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:31:01 PM) Boggotaruach: what position do you mean?
(08:34:02 PM) GlyphGryph: Next to the creature, with the boat
(08:34:07 PM) GlyphGryph: So Stiric can have another go
(08:34:17 PM) Boggotaruach: oh, you mean that way
(08:34:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll a rowing!
(08:34:29 PM) ***Stiric unleashes hell, again.
(08:34:29 PM) Boggotaruach: of course I do!
(08:34:33 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6 rowington
(08:34:34 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, rowington: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:34:34 PM) Darvi: So
(08:34:40 PM) Darvi: More rapid fire shooting?
(08:34:45 PM) Kaleb: Kaleb throws up mid-word, then tries to shake out a bit. "Try and put a bit of distance between us and it..." he says to Thraddash, "I'm going to keep hoping this'll work. Where the fuck is Phineas and his men with that rain of harpoons?"
(08:34:52 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, you're now successfully reloaded and ready for the next time it gets close enough
(08:35:11 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck for the Flower
(08:35:12 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck for the Flower: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:35:20 PM) Darvi: Cool
(08:35:23 PM) GlyphGryph: The flower is having difficulty with some of its sails in the high winds...
(08:35:43 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck for the Rowington Von Dinghy
(08:35:44 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck for the Rowington Von Dinghy: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:35:51 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situation Luck for the Yet-To-Be-Named
(08:35:53 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situation Luck for the Yet-To-Be-Named: 1 [1d6=1]
(08:36:02 PM) Neris: lolwut
(08:36:10 PM) Stiric: Is that me? D:
(08:36:18 PM) Kaleb: It's "New-Name-Pending"
(08:36:20 PM) Darvi: Fuck
(08:36:22 PM) Darvi: Spores
(08:36:32 PM) GlyphGryph: The sail on the New-Name-Pending rips as Thraddash tries to turn against the wind
(08:36:43 PM) Kaleb: "Fuck!"
(08:36:44 PM) GlyphGryph: He's no captain or sailor, and didn't realize he needed to take them down in the high winds...
(08:37:18 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, are you going to try to do anything?
(08:37:39 PM) Neris: I don't know.
(08:37:45 PM) GlyphGryph: The Sea Monster finishes turning, and is now heading directly for the New-Name-Pending...
(08:37:45 PM) Neris: I can't really do much.
(08:37:54 PM) Neris: I'm less of a combat character
(08:38:17 PM) Darvi: I do my not-sidekick thing now
(08:38:23 PM) Darvi: Or
(08:38:25 PM) Darvi: Maybe not
(08:38:32 PM) Darvi: It's going away aint it
(08:38:40 PM) GlyphGryph: Its sort of going by
(08:38:44 PM) Stiric: You mean your doing your totally sidekick thing right?
(08:38:48 PM) GlyphGryph: You've actually got a better shot at the eye this time
(08:38:51 PM) Darvi: Nope
(08:38:56 PM) Darvi: I don't kick people
(08:39:02 PM) Darvi: I shoot them
(08:39:06 PM) Darvi: It makes them die
(08:40:08 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay, Stiric, roll your attack!
(08:40:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, roll your attack!
(08:40:22 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:40:23 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:40:30 PM) Stiric: Fuck it.
(08:40:33 PM) Boggotaruach: ehehehe
(08:40:34 PM) Kaleb: 1d6 Super special awesome attack!
(08:40:34 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, Super special awesome attack!: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:40:35 PM) Darvi: 1d6

[GlyphGryph]

Spoiler: Part Four! (click to show/hide)

(08:40:36 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:40:36 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(08:40:36 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(08:40:36 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:40:37 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:40:41 PM) Darvi: Heh
(08:40:48 PM) Darvi: Betteeerrrr
(08:40:53 PM) Kaleb: 1d6 super special awesome not-quite-damage roll
(08:40:53 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, super special awesome not-quite-damage roll: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:41:43 PM) Kaleb: Was hoping for a 1, but I'll take it a 6.
(08:43:23 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, you deal 3+6+3=12 damage to the creature
(08:44:00 PM) Darvi: Yesss
(08:44:04 PM) GlyphGryph: The creature writhes in pain as it races for the New-Name-Pending...
(08:44:08 PM) Darvi: Does it writhe in pain?
(08:44:11 PM) Darvi: Ninja$
(08:44:13 PM) Darvi: ¨Gross
(08:44:21 PM) GlyphGryph: How did you know!?
(08:44:32 PM) Darvi: I am precogniscient
(08:44:39 PM) Darvi: People around here have that
(08:47:40 PM) GlyphGryph: Anyways
(08:47:46 PM) GlyphGryph: It attacks!
(08:47:49 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6-2
(08:47:49 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6-2: 3 [1d6=5]
(08:47:55 PM) GlyphGryph: Clipping the ship!
(08:48:09 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, Kaleb, roll stability!
(08:48:27 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Does she hold together? Baby, hear me, hold together...
(08:48:28 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Does she hold together? Baby, hear me, hold together...: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:48:44 PM) Neris: 1d6
(08:48:45 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Neris, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:48:46 PM) GlyphGryph: The boat dents and spins, but doesn't seem to be taking on much water
(08:49:03 PM) Kaleb: 1d6
(08:49:03 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:49:05 PM) Neris: MrSnakeEyes, Y U DO DIS
(08:49:26 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, roll a reaction
(08:49:37 PM) GlyphGryph: Add 2 from agility
(08:49:37 PM) Neris: 1d6
(08:49:37 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Neris, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:49:38 PM) Kaleb: This thing just clipped my ship. Can I stab it?
(08:49:44 PM) Neris: So a 7.
(08:49:55 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb, not with a 3 for stability...
(08:50:07 PM) Kaleb: Fair enough.
(08:50:13 PM) Kaleb: Wait, is stability a movement skill?
(08:50:18 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris loses her balance, but catches herself before she flies into the wall
(08:50:24 PM) Kaleb: Cause it sounds like balance.
(08:50:40 PM) GlyphGryph: Yeah
(08:50:50 PM) GlyphGryph: One sec
(08:51:04 PM) Kaleb: Then I have a 4 stability there, not a 3.
(08:51:43 PM) GlyphGryph: Ah, okay
(08:51:52 PM) GlyphGryph: You don't have to make the save I was going to give you then
(08:52:03 PM) GlyphGryph: Still not quite good enough to get a good shot at the thing...
(08:52:08 PM) Kaleb: Fair enough.
(08:52:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Balance check for Thraddash
(08:52:13 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:52:14 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:52:17 PM) GlyphGryph: He's fine too
(08:52:33 PM) GlyphGryph: Oh, and stiric
(08:52:36 PM) GlyphGryph: Since you rolled another 2
(08:52:52 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll to avoid going overboard
(08:52:53 PM) GlyphGryph: Again
(08:53:01 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:53:02 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:53:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Better than 4 on both
(08:53:09 PM) Stiric: +2
(08:53:09 PM) GlyphGryph: With your +2 bonus
(08:53:13 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:53:14 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(08:53:22 PM) Stiric: Fuck you guys.
(08:53:29 PM) GlyphGryph: You don't go overboard, but you DO crash hard onto the ship
(08:53:30 PM) Stiric: IM GOING HOME
(08:53:37 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6-3
(08:53:37 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6-3: 3 [1d6=6]
(08:53:52 PM) GlyphGryph: Cutting yourself quite badly on the remaining harpoon
(08:54:12 PM) GlyphGryph: You are now at 3 health remaining
(08:54:27 PM) Stiric: Well shit.
(08:54:46 PM) GlyphGryph: (Hey, you finally got a 6, right!?)
(08:54:58 PM) Stiric: Shut up.
(08:55:17 PM) Kaleb: What are the guys on the ship doing? They throwing pointy things at least? Or just trying to run?
(08:55:20 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, one of Phineas's soldiers asks you for assistance using one of the harpoon cannons
(08:55:28 PM) Darvi: Cool
(08:55:29 PM) Darvi: I
(08:55:31 PM) Boggotaruach: God damnit, stiric, just take the oars and let the warrior do the fighting
(08:55:36 PM) Darvi: Climp on one of the harpoons
(08:55:39 PM) Darvi: Climb
(08:55:45 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb, they are currently fleeing for the most part, the sailors are hard pressed just to not lose the sails in the storm
(08:55:52 PM) Stiric: NO I CAN DO THIS
(08:56:04 PM) Darvi: j/k
(08:56:08 PM) Darvi: Well
(08:56:14 PM) Darvi: I man one of the harpoon launchers
(08:56:35 PM) GlyphGryph: With a flash of lightning, you see a robed figure on one end of the ship
(08:56:52 PM) GlyphGryph: Silhoutted, his cape blowing in the wind, you see him raising a single hand towards the heavens
(08:56:58 PM) GlyphGryph: Chanting some special words...
(08:57:03 PM) Kaleb: Tomo?
(08:57:17 PM) Neris: Oh lawl DMPC
(08:57:20 PM) GlyphGryph: You prepare the harpoon launcher... roll 1d6+shooting to fire as the creature comes back around!
(08:58:27 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational for the Flower of Lions
(08:58:29 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational for the Flower of Lions: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:58:32 PM) GlyphGryph: D:
(08:58:44 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situation for the Boggo and Stiric Boat
(08:58:45 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situation for the Boggo and Stiric Boat: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:58:53 PM) Stiric: Fuck.
(08:58:54 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situation for the Name-Pending
(08:58:55 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situation for the Name-Pending: 1 [1d6=1]
(08:59:01 PM) Neris: :|
(08:59:05 PM) Kaleb: This is not good for anyone involved.
(08:59:09 PM) Kaleb: Except maybe the monster.
(08:59:14 PM) GlyphGryph: A huge wave rears out of the water in the distance
(08:59:17 PM) Darvi: 1d6+?
(08:59:18 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6+?: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:59:23 PM) GlyphGryph: The monster leaps from it, flying at the ship!
(08:59:30 PM) Darvi: that's
(08:59:34 PM) Darvi: 6 aint it?
(08:59:36 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi gets a 6
(08:59:45 PM) GlyphGryph: The harpoon catches the creatures as it goes by
(08:59:50 PM) GlyphGryph: The creature attacks the name again!
(08:59:57 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6-2 attack
(08:59:58 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, attack: 4 [1d6=6]
(09:00:03 PM) Kaleb: Fuuuck.
(09:00:18 PM) GlyphGryph: Dealing it a solid blow, caving in the side and pouring water into the ship
(09:00:19 PM) Neris: Be right back.
(09:00:29 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Courage, Thraddash
(09:00:31 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Courage, Thraddash: 4 [1d6=4]
(09:00:55 PM) GlyphGryph: Thraddash bravely heads below decks to try to fix the damage, giving up on the lost cause of steering!
(09:01:01 PM) GlyphGryph: Everyone roll a stability!
(09:01:04 PM) Kaleb: "Where the fuck is Phineas?"
(09:01:05 PM) GlyphGryph: (on the Name)
(09:01:07 PM) Kaleb: 1d6+1
(09:01:07 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6+1: 2 [1d6=1]
(09:01:11 PM) Kaleb: Fuck.
(09:01:34 PM) Darvi: Somebody try to find Phineas
(09:01:39 PM) Darvi: And throw him over board
(09:01:39 PM) Neris: 1d6
(09:01:40 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Neris, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(09:01:48 PM) GlyphGryph: Phineas is currently trying to die and doing a good job at it
(09:02:16 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb, roll a reaction save
(09:02:29 PM) Kaleb: 1d6 with a +1 if it's Movement.
(09:02:29 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, with a +1 if it's Movement.: 6 [1d6=6]
(09:02:49 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris pushes her way out onto the deck as water begins to fill up the room she was in, just in time to see Kaleb clinging by one hand to the railing of the ship, yelling for help
(09:03:05 PM) Neris: I go to help him.
(09:03:09 PM) Kaleb: "ASSISTANCE PLEASE!"
(09:03:16 PM) GlyphGryph: He's not actually holding onto the railing... rather, his spare is lodged between the rungs, and he is holding on to the spare
(09:03:26 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck!
(09:03:27 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck!: 4 [1d6=4]
(09:03:33 PM) GlyphGryph: Meh
(09:03:37 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, roll an agility!
(09:03:46 PM) Neris: +2, right?
(09:03:48 PM) Kaleb: Fortunately, my primary is still where it's supposed to be. Or something.
(09:03:49 PM) GlyphGryph: Yep
(09:03:54 PM) Neris: 1d6+2
(09:03:54 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Neris, 1d6+2: 4 [1d6=2]
(09:04:13 PM) GlyphGryph: You barely make it to him across the deck without getting thrown over yourself...
(09:04:33 PM) GlyphGryph: Meanwhile, the creature raises through the waves, jerking on the Flower
(09:04:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, roll a notice
(09:04:51 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(09:04:51 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(09:04:53 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck
(09:04:53 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck: 1 [1d6=1]
(09:04:55 PM) Darvi: Spores
(09:05:21 PM) GlyphGryph: You see a half dozen sailors get thrown into the waters as the ship jerks from the pull of the sea monster now that it is attached to the ship by tow line
(09:05:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, roll a stability
(09:05:56 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(09:05:56 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(09:06:02 PM) Darvi: >_>
(09:06:06 PM) Stiric: :V
(09:06:08 PM) Neris: 1's all around
(09:07:12 PM) GlyphGryph: Quick summary:
(09:07:13 PM) GlyphGryph: Big waves starts, creature comes ahead of it, deals a major blow to the Name. Kaleb goes overboard, but catches on with his spear, Neris tries to go and assist. Meanwhile, the flower harpoon hooks the beast, spinning the ship and tossing people overboard left and right. The Dinghy guys are away from most of the action, but still have the huge-ass wave coming right at them.
(09:07:31 PM) GlyphGryph: You know, I am honestly 100% surprised not a single one of you spent your points on swimming
(09:07:48 PM) GlyphGryph: Just an interesting observation I've wanted to make for a bit now...
(09:07:52 PM) Stiric: WELL I DIDN'T THINK WE'D FIND THE MONSTER RIGHT AWAY
(09:08:07 PM) Darvi: IM A MOTHERSPORING DORF
(09:08:12 PM) Darvi: I DONT SWIM
(09:08:13 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, you go sliding across the deck
(09:08:19 PM) GlyphGryph: Make an agility roll to catch yourself
(09:08:33 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(09:08:33 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(09:08:51 PM) GlyphGryph: You pull it off, barely, grabbing onto a rope as you go flying by
(09:09:12 PM) GlyphGryph: You still slide off the ship, but you keep a hold of that rope, and climb back up it to get back on the deck
(09:09:19 PM) Boggotaruach: I don't think beetles can swim anyway
(09:09:30 PM) Stiric: Worst. Fishing trip. Ever.
(09:10:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, roll to pull Kaleb up!
(09:10:05 PM) Neris: Indeed.
(09:10:06 PM) Kaleb: If we die? Worst. If we kill the monster? Best.
(09:10:17 PM) Neris: Any modifiers?
(09:10:37 PM) GlyphGryph: He's heavy, your lithe and seasick
(09:10:39 PM) GlyphGryph: -2
(09:10:42 PM) GlyphGryph: Beat a 3
(09:10:44 PM) Neris: Ok.
(09:10:49 PM) Neris: 1d6-2
(09:10:49 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Neris, 1d6-2: -1 [1d6=1]
(09:11:02 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb, try and climb up your own damn self
(09:11:12 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris tugs helplessly at your collar
(09:11:34 PM) Kaleb: I have Agile for +1 move and Strong for +1 'weightlifting.' Do either or both help me?
(09:11:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Agile+Strong equals +2 bonus, seasick and precarious means a total 0 bonus/penalty
(09:11:43 PM) GlyphGryph: Both help
(09:11:46 PM) GlyphGryph: Still need to beat a 4
(09:11:46 PM) Kaleb: 1d6+2-2
(09:11:47 PM) GlyphGryph: *3
(09:11:47 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, 1d6+2-2: 2 [1d6=2]
(09:12:13 PM) GlyphGryph: You manage to hold on, barely, but you make no progress getting onto the ship
(09:12:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Everyone!
(09:12:27 PM) GlyphGryph: It is now 1 more turn till the big wave hits!
(09:12:35 PM) GlyphGryph: Make your final actions before that happens now!
(09:12:54 PM) Darvi: I
(09:12:56 PM) Darvi: grab something
(09:12:56 PM) ***Boggotaruach balances himself in the jollie
(09:13:04 PM) Boggotaruach: and
(09:13:15 PM) ***Stiric makes peace with god, "Hey god I know we haven't talked in awhile, but please do me a solid here."
(09:13:18 PM) Boggotaruach: rams his claws into the wood for better support
(09:13:47 PM) Stiric: "I REGRET NOTHING!!!!"
(09:14:17 PM) Kaleb: I grab hold of Neris and part of the ship, in hopes of using the latter to keep from misplacing the former.
(09:14:54 PM) Boggotaruach: I also hold still hold on to the oar with mouth and telekinesis
(09:15:28 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris?
(09:15:55 PM) Neris left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(09:16:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris flees!
(09:16:35 PM) Boggotaruach: ...where, exactly?
(09:16:37 PM) Boggotaruach: ;P
(09:16:42 PM) GlyphGryph: Everybody, lets make final rolls, in order. Darvi first
(09:16:47 PM) Darvi: kay
(09:16:49 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(09:16:49 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(09:16:56 PM) Darvi: not bad
(09:17:05 PM) GlyphGryph: We're aiming for 6s for optimal success, 5 for barely a success
(09:17:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi has a +1 from the dwarf bonus
(09:17:17 PM) GlyphGryph: So pulls a five
(09:17:21 PM) Darvi: Oh
(09:17:21 PM) Darvi: Awesome
(09:17:27 PM) Darvi: Heheh
(09:17:34 PM) Darvi: Racial boni...
(09:17:35 PM) Darvi: ROCK
(09:18:06 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggo, you next. You get +1 from strong, +1 from wide base (its not a direct balance check, so no full bonus), and +1 from your TK
(09:18:09 PM) GlyphGryph: So thats a +3 total
(09:18:10 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll
(09:18:22 PM) Darvi: Daamn
(09:18:36 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6+3 FOR YOUR BEETLY LIFE!!!!
(09:18:36 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, FOR YOUR BEETLY LIFE!!!!: 6 [1d6=3]
(09:18:44 PM) Boggotaruach: ehehehe
(09:18:51 PM) GlyphGryph: Good job!
(09:19:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric! You gain a +1 bonus from agile, and a +1 from athletics...
(09:19:29 PM) Stiric: Yay
(09:19:32 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll!
(09:19:38 PM) Stiric: 1d6+2 FOR YOU HUMANLY LIFE
(09:19:39 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, FOR YOU HUMANLY LIFE: 4 [1d6=2]
(09:19:44 PM) GlyphGryph: :<
(09:19:45 PM) Neris [60ff7dea@NewNet-B80832DE.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(09:20:21 PM) Neris: Sorry, power went out again.
(09:20:32 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, the big wave is about to hit, you can still choose your final action
(09:20:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb is still hanging over the side
(09:20:47 PM) Neris: Oh god I am going to die.
(09:20:55 PM) Neris: I'll try and save Kaleb.
(09:21:58 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll
(09:22:08 PM) Neris: 1d6
(09:22:08 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Neris, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(09:22:14 PM) Boggotaruach: Thats so out of Neris archetypecharacter, neris
(09:22:25 PM) Kaleb: She can't help it. Kaleb's gorgeous.
(09:22:31 PM) Neris: Indeed.
(09:22:43 PM) GlyphGryph: You reach down to pull him up, managing to grab his hand before the wave hits. He holds onto your hand and the spear as tight as he can...
(09:22:46 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb, roll
(09:23:04 PM) Kaleb: 1d6 plus bonuses. Strong? Agile? Sexy hat?
(09:23:04 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, plus bonuses. Strong? Agile? Sexy hat?: 6 [1d6=6]
(09:23:08 PM) Kaleb: SHAZAM!
(09:23:17 PM) GlyphGryph: +1 for strong
(09:23:21 PM) GlyphGryph: 7, wow!
(09:23:24 PM) GlyphGryph: Super success!
(09:23:28 PM) Neris: Incredibly sexy hat.
(09:23:45 PM) Neris: Twice as sexy+50 as Boggo's cloak.
(09:23:46 PM) GlyphGryph: The wave looms over the boats, and comes crashing down on top of them
(09:23:56 PM) Neris: Because Boggo's cloak is 0 sexy.
(09:24:07 PM) Boggotaruach: IT IS NOT SEXIER THAN BOGGOS CLOAK
(09:24:13 PM) GlyphGryph: The world becomes a swirling maelstrom of water and forces
(09:24:13 PM) Neris: IT IS
(09:24:20 PM) Boggotaruach: BOGGOS CLOAK HAS ALL THE SEXY
(09:24:22 PM) Boggotaruach: ALL OF IT
(09:24:26 PM) Neris: Thought that said feces for a second.
(09:24:35 PM) GlyphGryph: The Flower lilts to the side, before tipping over completely
(09:24:36 PM) Neris: NO THAT'S KALEB'S HAT
(09:24:46 PM) Neris: Ohfuckfuckfuck
(09:24:49 PM) Stiric: It probally has both.
(09:25:03 PM) Boggotaruach: WATCH AND DESPAIR AS HE FLAUNTS IT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
(09:25:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi barely manages to hold on as the ship rolls into the water, before coming back up again too many seconds later
(09:25:04 PM) Neris: Probably.
(09:25:15 PM) GlyphGryph: (Guys, come on, I'm trying to be dramatic for a minute here!)
(09:25:15 PM) Neris: TPK time.
(09:25:22 PM) Neris: Ok, I'll stop.
(09:25:23 PM) Boggotaruach: sorry
(09:25:30 PM) Boggotaruach: Im stopping too
(09:25:46 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 situation, Flower
(09:25:47 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, situation, Flower: 6 [1d6=6]
(09:25:56 PM) Stiric: I will stop until  I think of something extremely hilarious
(09:26:02 PM) GlyphGryph: The flower itself actually completes the roll, eventually righting itself
(09:26:13 PM) Neris: Aw yeah.
(09:26:17 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi find himself shocked to be back properly on the deck
(09:26:23 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 situation roll, Named
(09:26:24 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, situation roll, Named: 5 [1d6=5]
(09:27:00 PM) Stiric left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(09:27:08 PM) GlyphGryph: The Named does not fare so well... it is already damaged, and the water does it no favours. The wave does not dash it to pieces, but as it passes, it is damaged severaly
(09:27:17 PM) GlyphGryph: But Kalebs grip, on both spear and Neris, is strong
(09:27:23 PM) Bdthemag [1876298f@NewNet-C23BABFC.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(09:27:28 PM) GlyphGryph: And when the water passes, they are both still locked to the railing
(09:27:28 PM) Bdthemag: That was wierd
(09:27:34 PM) Bdthemag is now known as Storoc
(09:27:44 PM) Storoc is now known as Stiric
(09:27:47 PM) Boggotaruach left the room.
(09:27:54 PM) GlyphGryph: The ship is mostly under water and sinking quickly, and Kaleb's hat is gone, but they have both survived
(09:28:01 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck, Thraddash
(09:28:02 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck, Thraddash: 4 [1d6=4]
(09:28:22 PM) Kaleb: 1d6 Situational luck, my hat
(09:28:22 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Kaleb, Situational luck, my hat: 3 [1d6=3]
(09:28:24 PM) Boggotaruach [51e990d3@NewNet-1921FB50.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(09:28:30 PM) GlyphGryph: Thraddash is not so lucky, and cannot get out of the hold where he was trying desperately to stop the water from coming in
(09:28:39 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck, Kzer-za
(09:28:40 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck, Kzer-za: 5 [1d6=5]
(09:28:48 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational Luck, Kor-ah
(09:28:49 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational Luck, Kor-ah: 4 [1d6=4]
(09:29:10 PM) Kaleb: This is just luck? He doesn't get to add some bonus for strength or something? **has no idea what he was doing**
(09:29:10 PM) GlyphGryph: One of the dogs is swept out to see, but the other is close enough to the sinking ship to pull himself onto it
(09:29:39 PM) GlyphGryph: Kaleb, it's pretty chaotic, I'm not even entirely sure what stats would be applicable in this situation for what he was doing when it hit
(09:29:47 PM) Kaleb: Fair enough.
(09:30:13 PM) GlyphGryph: You don't know if he's dead, a 4 just means he lost the ship
(09:30:19 PM) GlyphGryph: Pieces did break off...
(09:30:28 PM) GlyphGryph: We'll see a little later on
(09:30:34 PM) Neris: The ship didn't lose him, he lost the ship.
(09:30:36 PM) GlyphGryph: Finally, the wave crashes down on the single dinghy
(09:30:48 PM) Boggotaruach: sweet
(09:31:01 PM) GlyphGryph: It throws it deep under water, until it shoots back up again
(09:31:06 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Situational luck
(09:31:07 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Situational luck: 4 [1d6=4]
(09:31:12 PM) Stiric:
(09:31:24 PM) GlyphGryph: It survives, barely, but is upside down
(09:31:33 PM) Darvi: I shoot!
(09:31:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggo quickly pulls himself to the top... and realizes Stiric is nowhere to be found...
(09:31:44 PM) Darvi: With another harpoon if possible
(09:32:29 PM) ***Boggotaruach finds Stiric!
(09:32:50 PM) GlyphGryph: It is not quite over yet
(09:32:59 PM) GlyphGryph: As the flower is now very very far from the other two boats
(09:33:07 PM) GlyphGryph: Getting dragged through the water by the create
(09:33:16 PM) GlyphGryph: The storm is still raging as well...
(09:33:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, you find yourself underwater, struggling to breathe, but not yet dead...
(09:33:51 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, you kept your grip on the ship, but not on your crossbow
(09:34:12 PM) GlyphGryph: And the ship itself is sitting low in the water...
(09:34:35 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, Kaleb, and Kzer-za huddle on a rapidly sinking boat...
(09:34:37 PM) Darvi: Huh
(09:35:04 PM) Neris: We must find Thraddash.
(09:35:14 PM) GlyphGryph: And Boggo finds himself alone, the others blocked from his sight by the still whipping waves...
(09:35:23 PM) GlyphGryph: And, since its 9:30, I think thats a good place to end it for tonight.
(09:35:32 PM) Neris: Cliff hangerssss!
(09:35:33 PM) Boggotaruach: hehe
(09:35:35 PM) Boggotaruach: might be
(09:35:42 PM) Kaleb: Is the sea monster still in sight?
(09:35:47 PM) Boggotaruach: Im having trouble holding my thoughts together
(09:35:55 PM) Stiric: Please let me wake up on a desert island with hot babes...
(09:36:03 PM) Darvi: I look for my X-bow then
(09:36:07 PM) Stiric: Good session guy's see ya next tuesday
(09:36:10 PM) GlyphGryph: It's only in site of Darvi
(09:36:12 PM) GlyphGryph: *sight
(09:36:17 PM) GlyphGryph: Because its pulling the flower
(09:36:21 PM) Boggotaruach: very nice session
(09:36:23 PM) GlyphGryph: And is now far away from everyone else
(09:36:24 PM) Boggotaruach: had a lot of fun
(09:36:32 PM) GlyphGryph: The Storm is starting to subside though...
(09:36:39 PM) Neris: I wasn't the center of attention! Yay!
(09:36:40 PM) Stiric: I better see a quote of mine in the out of context quote thread today...
(09:36:47 PM) Neris: Nope.
(09:36:47 PM) GlyphGryph: End Session:

[scriver]

There has been a game today.

[NewsMuffin]

Damn sexy shoes.

[Strife26]

I was going to try that, but my laptop decided to become functionally impaired. Why does the universe conspire against my making the game times? Long story short, Windows Explorer crashes now, but I managed to get my ever-crucial Tomboy database out by using Safe mode, and owe several favors for the laptop I borrowed to try to get on with.

[GlyphGryph]

Sorry to hear it Strife. May be for the best you weren't there, though, considering how things went for everyone.

[scriver]

...how do you mean?

[GlyphGryph]

Anyone around?

[Bdthemag]

Well.... I am but I just woke up. Yesterday I was up really late.

[Darvi]

Meep.

I blame spacechem.

[NewsMuffin]

I'm sorry I didn't make it.
I had a long night last night and woke up around an hour after it should have started.
Then I felt ashamed and didn't log on until now.