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[Bdthemag]

Well im in IRC right now if anyone wants to join.

[GlyphGryph]

We are going, people are here. ^_^

[NewsMuffin]

What just happened?
It said all of you guys left, but I'm pretty sure it was something wrong with my internet.

[Bdthemag]

You got kicked or something from the IRC we are still on.

[NewsMuffin]

It's not letting my rejoin.
Damn it, I was getting used to mibbit.
It let me back in.

[Strife26]

Damn you Windows auto-updater!


Trying to get mibbit working right now. Please hold.

[Bdthemag]

I have once again shown I am a lucky bastard.

[GlyphGryph]

Spoiler: Prelude, Episode 4: Aside (click to show/hide)

(05:55:01 PM) GlyphGryph: Start
(05:55:12 PM) GlyphGryph: The man holds his sword to your throat, and laughs
(05:55:35 PM) GlyphGryph: There are strange marks that burn cold up and down your body, where his minions carried you, roughly, back to this shack.
(05:55:57 PM) GlyphGryph: "Surely someone must want a runt like you, no? Someone with money, hopefully?"
(05:56:35 PM) GlyphGryph: "I'd recommend you think of someone, because those who aren't valuable, well... they end up like good old Chuck over here. Say Hi, Chuck!"
(05:56:44 PM) GlyphGryph: The zombie moans
(05:59:50 PM) Darvi: "Hi Chuck"
(06:01:41 PM) Darvi: "Now listen, I know you want to make some money out of me, but taking me ransom won't work."
(06:02:07 PM) Darvi: "Because, who, of any importance, would care about a humble mason such as me?"
(06:02:14 PM) Darvi: "Nobody would, that's who!"
(06:02:37 PM) Darvi: "Now, but I /do/ have a job coming soon"
(06:02:40 PM) GlyphGryph: "Don't you have like a company you work for?"
(06:02:47 PM) GlyphGryph: "Wouldn't they want their employee back?"
(06:02:56 PM) GlyphGryph: roll a notice roll in OOC
(06:04:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Eh, I'll roll then
(06:04:43 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay, you notice beneath his bravado, the man looks pretty young
(06:04:47 PM) GlyphGryph: 19, maybe
(06:04:51 PM) Darvi: "Hah, work for the company?"
(06:04:59 PM) Darvi: "The company works for me!"
(06:05:10 PM) GlyphGryph: "Hah! That means you ARE valuable!"
(06:08:03 PM) GlyphGryph: "doesn't it?"
(06:08:47 PM) Darvi:  "Not if I don't make no money"
(06:08:55 PM) Darvi: "But listen."
(06:09:16 PM) Darvi: "I got proposed a pretty profitable job"
(06:09:27 PM) GlyphGryph: You make your diplomacy check
(06:09:32 PM) GlyphGryph: The man nods
(06:09:50 PM) Darvi: "If you'd just, ye know, let me go, you could try agan later."
(06:10:03 PM) GlyphGryph: The man seems confused
(06:10:06 PM) Darvi: OKay, do we have a bot?
(06:10:14 PM) GlyphGryph: (I'm rolling in random.org)
(06:10:21 PM) GlyphGryph: (Yay hidden results! )
(06:10:36 PM) Darvi: "Because then I'll have some money, and you can actually get some from me."
(06:11:50 PM) GlyphGryph: "So, if you're the boss of your own business, shouldn't you already HAVE money somewhere?"
(06:12:03 PM) GlyphGryph: "Like..." his eyes widen. "Like a vault or something."
(06:12:20 PM) Darvi: "No, I'm terribly sorry, but it's not quite what you think it is"
(06:12:56 PM) Darvi: "I mean, we're a pretty small company, if a good one, but by no means to we make enough profit to warrant a vault"
(06:13:09 PM) Darvi: "And anyway, we had to make some expenses lately."
(06:13:30 PM) GlyphGryph: you fail your diplomacy check
(06:13:35 PM) GlyphGryph: (you rolled a wonderful 1)
(06:13:47 PM) Darvi: "You know, buying materials, equipment, and poor John has broken his left hand, so we had to pay his insurance."
(06:13:47 PM) GlyphGryph: "Look... I can't think about this now."
(06:13:57 PM) GlyphGryph: "You're confusing me."
(06:14:12 PM) GlyphGryph: "You're supposed to have someone like family or something to bring your vault money to me or something."
(06:14:23 PM) GlyphGryph: "You've got nice clothes, you had a horse even."
(06:14:24 PM) Darvi: "The point is, now I don't have any money, right?"
(06:14:35 PM) GlyphGryph: "Right, so I should just kill you and turn you into a zombie"
(06:14:55 PM) Darvi: "Oh yes, you could do that."
(06:15:03 PM) Darvi: "But would that make you any profit?"
(06:15:06 PM) Darvi: "Think about it."
(06:15:30 PM) Darvi: "If you let me go now and do that job, there's plenty of money to be had afterwards!"
(06:15:50 PM) Darvi: "Turning me into an undead would help you... how exactly?"
(06:16:15 PM) GlyphGryph: "It would mean I could use you to kidnap someone actually valuable."
(06:16:32 PM) GlyphGryph: "Anyways, I'm gonna go to the road and try to do that now."
(06:16:40 PM) Darvi: "And what if the next person isn't valuable?"
(06:16:42 PM) GlyphGryph: "If I find someone valuable, you can be a zombie."
(06:16:49 PM) GlyphGryph: "If not, we'll try your plan."
(06:16:50 PM) Darvi: "Would you try to do that over and over again?"
(06:17:02 PM) Darvi: "Okay, I'm fine with that."
(06:17:10 PM) Darvi: "but here's a little tip."
(06:17:15 PM) Darvi: "Them rich guys."
(06:17:35 PM) Darvi: "They usually pretend they know how to fight, right?"
(06:17:49 PM) Darvi: "With their fancy swords, and armor, and flashy moves:"
(06:17:54 PM) Darvi: "It's all show."
(06:18:25 PM) Darvi: "If they try to fight, don't be impressed."
(06:18:47 PM) Darvi: "Hit them a few times and they'll start crying for their mothers."
(06:18:49 PM) GlyphGryph: "Hah, I know that much! Too fancy to get their hands dirty, probably! I'll show 'em what for!"
(06:19:07 PM) GlyphGryph: He departs, leaving a single zombie with instructions to guard you and stop you from escaping
(06:19:15 PM) GlyphGryph: The zombie sits and watches you with vacant eyes
(06:19:59 PM) Darvi: Here's hoping he bites off more than he can chew
(06:20:12 PM) Darvi: "So, uh, Chuck's the name right?"
(06:20:22 PM) GlyphGryph: the zombie just stares at you
(06:20:32 PM) Darvi: "You hungry? Lemme tell ye, this rope here looks pretty tasty."
(06:20:46 PM) GlyphGryph: He moans a bit
(06:20:53 PM) Darvi: "I think I'd try to eat it now, but unfortunately I can't reach it."
(06:21:16 PM) Darvi: "Oh, how terrible it would be if somebody would eat this delicious looking rope!"
(06:21:46 PM) GlyphGryph: The zombies eyes seem to look directly into your soul as he stares at you
(06:21:50 PM) GlyphGryph: He licks his lips a little bit
(06:22:49 PM) Darvi: "Good ting that I have you for company mate."
(06:23:12 PM) Darvi: "With you around nobody will dare to eat this tasty, delicious rope around me"
(06:23:50 PM) GlyphGryph: the zombie continues staring at you for several hours
(06:24:03 PM) GlyphGryph: None of your attempts to lure him into eating the rope are successful
(06:24:13 PM) Darvi: Welp, so much for that.
(06:27:04 PM) ***Darvi starts whistling a dwarven tune.
(06:27:47 PM) Darvi: "So Charles."
(06:28:00 PM) Darvi: "How satisfied are ye with yer job then?"
(06:28:42 PM) Darvi: "I mean, being a lackey is nice and all that but..."
(06:28:47 PM) GlyphGryph: You hear some voices from outside the shack
(06:29:01 PM) GlyphGryph: Suddenly someone yells "Who's in there!?"
(06:29:14 PM) Darvi: "Oh, only me and Charlie here!"
(06:29:47 PM) Darvi: "We're having a nice conversation here, although Charles is a bit of a quiet person."
(06:29:58 PM) Darvi: "Mostly moans and drools over the place"
(06:30:32 PM) Darvi: "And I'd be really grateful if somebody would get me out of here before good ol' chuck gets hungry"

Spoiler: Prelude, Episode 4 (click to show/hide)

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(05:47:21 PM) GlyphGryph: Session Start!
(05:47:40 PM) Boggotaruach: ((I have two points now?))
(05:47:44 PM) GlyphGryph: When we last left off, Stiric had nearly fallen out of a tree, but had seen Nerislyassa lost in the woods below
(05:47:50 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Take it to OOC))
(05:47:51 PM) Boggotaruach: ((sorry, by the way, I was goofing around in OOC))
(05:47:58 PM) Boggotaruach: (())
(05:48:26 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Same.))
(05:48:59 PM) GlyphGryph: Just beyond her he had spotted the sorcerers shack
(05:49:58 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Yeah.))
(05:50:45 PM) GlyphGryph: As Stiric climbs back down from the tree, he notices the dragon appears to be unconcious
(05:53:56 PM) GlyphGryph: Lady Ebru is already heading down the hill. "Come, we must hurry and finish this so we can get to the city before we are suspected."
(05:55:27 PM) ***Nerislyassa wanders the woods, lost.
(05:57:24 PM) Boggotaruach: ((so, am I to assume I also notice the dragons unconciousness?))
(05:58:04 PM) ***Stiric points in the direction of where he say Neris "We should atleast try to find her first, then maybe the shack I saw."
(05:58:49 PM) GlyphGryph: It's pretty obvious, Boggotaruach also notices the dragon not following
(05:58:53 PM) ***Stiric glances at the dragon.
(05:58:53 PM) Stiric: "What happened to him?"
(05:59:41 PM) GlyphGryph: You can see bruises already forming under his scales, and it looks the side of his head is swelling
(05:59:44 PM) Boggotaruach: "I.. Do not know?"
(06:00:26 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru turns back. "What is taking you people so... Ah, I see"
(06:00:48 PM) Boggotaruach: "Do you know what is causing that?"
(06:00:58 PM) GlyphGryph: "Stiric, go find your sister, and we'll work our way to you. The dragon seems to have finally succumbed the injuries he aquired earlier blowing up a chunk of forest and himself"
(06:01:27 PM) Boggotaruach: "Could you heal him?"
(06:01:28 PM) GlyphGryph: "He did sort of fly at high speeds directly into a tree. I'm surprised he stayed conscious as long as he did."
(06:02:00 PM) ***Stiric nods and heads off in the direction of Neris.
(06:02:17 PM) GlyphGryph: "He's a dragon - they are known for their resilience - given time, I'm sure he'll be fine."
(06:02:25 PM) GlyphGryph: "We likely shouldn't leave him out here though"
(06:03:25 PM) Boggotaruach: "True.. Perhaps I should try to carry him with us?"
(06:05:39 PM) GlyphGryph: "That would probably work
(06:07:00 PM) Boggotaruach: "Hmrph."
(06:07:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru helps Boggotaruach get the dragon strapped to his back.
(06:07:13 PM) GlyphGryph: Meanwhile, Nerislyassa hears a voice calling her name from nearby
(06:07:16 PM) GlyphGryph: A familiar voice
(06:07:24 PM) Boggotaruach: ((not fast enough again ))
(06:07:37 PM) ***Nerislyassa turns her head, nervous.
(06:07:43 PM) Nerislyassa: "Who... who's there?"
(06:08:58 PM) Stiric: "Its stiric you idiot!"
(06:09:16 PM) ***Nerislyassa nearly collapses with relief.
(06:09:25 PM) Nerislyassa: "Oh gods. I'm... so dumb."
(06:09:39 PM) Stiric: "Why the bloody hell did you even run off in the first place?"
(06:09:51 PM) Nerislyassa: "I was scared."
(06:10:19 PM) Stiric: "AS if I wasn't"
(06:10:58 PM) Nerislyassa: "But it's not the same."
(06:11:43 PM) Stiric: "Well either way lets get out of here and meet up with the others I found."
(06:12:01 PM) Nerislyassa: "Yeah. Let's go. I want to get out of here."
(06:12:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Nerislyassa and Stiric: You hear voices approaching you from the underbrush
(06:12:29 PM) Stiric: "Don't worry, its probally them."
(06:12:35 PM) GlyphGryph: A large beetle pushes his way through a bush with a giant lizard strapped to its back.
(06:12:47 PM) ***Nerislyassa jumps back.
(06:12:53 PM) GlyphGryph: The beetle is wearing a very garish cape in addition to the lizard
(06:13:23 PM) Nerislyassa: "Stiric... wha...?"
(06:13:43 PM) ***Boggotaruach clicks his mandibles at the others. "Oh, there you are. Nice to meet you."
(06:14:13 PM) Nerislyassa: "Uh... hello. It's uh... likewise."
(06:14:37 PM) Stiric: "Well the Beetle is Boggotaruach, and that dragon fellow is Ar... well something like that."
(06:15:02 PM) Nerislyassa: ((So he's a pirate.))
(06:15:11 PM) Nerislyassa: "Nice to meet you."
(06:15:28 PM) GlyphGryph: A woman in a large robe steps out to join the group, using her staff as a walking stick
(06:15:30 PM) Boggotaruach: "Airutoth, was his name. We travelled together, and happened on your cousin along the way."
(06:15:52 PM) GlyphGryph: The light glints off the strange jewelry around her neck and her voice is smooth. "And I am Lady Ebru."
(06:16:05 PM) ***Stiric he grins "And the gods know where they would all be without me."
(06:16:15 PM) Nerislyassa: "Alright. Pleasure to meet you. So, uh, are we getting out of here, or what?"
(06:16:47 PM) Stiric: "Well there still is that shack, I assume that is where those bandits lived."
(06:17:11 PM) Boggotaruach: "Indeed. As of now, I think that's where we should go."
(06:17:30 PM) ***Nerislyassa looks a little nervous at the thought of going to a place where those bandits had been.
(06:17:45 PM) Stiric: "Oh don't worry, they're all dead."
(06:17:50 PM) Stiric: "Well we hope so atleast."
(06:18:00 PM) Nerislyassa: "Yeah, but they weren't natural. I don't like it."
(06:18:34 PM) Stiric: "Well its not like we could get in any more trouble right?:
(06:18:35 PM) Boggotaruach: "Kr. They were no stranger than you."
(06:19:03 PM) Nerislyassa: "Heh, I guess you're right..."
(06:19:35 PM) Boggotaruach: "Well, we suspect there might have been an accomplice. But if we keep our eyes open, I think we will be allright."
(06:20:08 PM) Nerislyassa: "Alright, I guess."
(06:20:12 PM) GlyphGryph: "It's best to be thorough, and not leave potential enemies behind and free, yes. And potential valuables."
(06:20:34 PM) Stiric: "Especially the valuables."
(06:21:05 PM) Boggotaruach: "Well, we should at least be rewarded for our actions. No good work goes unpaid."
(06:21:15 PM) GlyphGryph: "Let us go, then."
(06:21:19 PM) GlyphGryph: "Stiric, lead on."
(06:21:26 PM) ***Nerislyassa seems to brighten at the thought of valuables.
(06:21:32 PM) Nerislyassa: "Let's be off, then."
(06:21:35 PM) ***Stiric leads the way to where he thinks the shack is.
(06:22:33 PM) GlyphGryph: A short while later, you find yourself outside a small shack, up against a cliff face.
(06:22:54 PM) GlyphGryph: There's only a cloth as a front door, but it prevents you from seeing inside
(06:23:00 PM) GlyphGryph: There's a burnt out fire pit outside
(06:23:11 PM) ***Stiric listens for any sounds coming from inside the building.
(06:23:17 PM) GlyphGryph: The shack itself seems big enough for one room at most
(06:23:34 PM) GlyphGryph: Probably no more than a bed and enough space for a table
(06:23:45 PM) ***Nerislyassa hangs back towards the treeline.
(06:24:23 PM) ***Boggotaruach peruses the landscape for tactical advantages
(06:25:07 PM) ***Stiric draws his sword and say's in a hushed tone "I hear something inside there."
(06:26:06 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach: You notice a small area nearby, a raised bit of rock - you could probably get some advantage by fighting on it, especially since the ground around the rock is so rough
(06:26:18 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru watches and says nothing.
(06:26:54 PM) Nerislyassa: "Well, are we going to go inside, or just stand around all day?"
(06:26:58 PM) Boggotaruach: "Perhaps.. I could pull the cloth away from afar, if we are ready for it?"
(06:27:05 PM) ***Nerislyassa doesn't move to pjut actions behind her words.
(06:27:13 PM) Nerislyassa: *put
(06:27:22 PM) GlyphGryph: You guys hear some whistling from inside the shack
(06:27:52 PM) Boggotaruach: "Well, then, are you with me?"
(06:27:52 PM) Stiric: "Wait what if he's friendly?"
(06:28:13 PM) Nerislyassa: 'What ever it is, it's probably heard us by now."
(06:28:15 PM) Boggotaruach: "There's no need to attack until we know whos there."
(06:28:33 PM) ***Stiric yells "Who's in there?"
(06:28:38 PM) Boggotaruach: "Hence getting the cloth off the door before we run in"
(06:28:39 PM) Nerislyassa: ((OMG WTF KNOCK FIRST))
(06:28:49 PM) Boggotaruach: "..Or not. Kr."
(06:29:23 PM) GlyphGryph: "Oh, only me and Charlie here!"
(06:29:39 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Be right back.))
(06:29:50 PM) GlyphGryph: comes a voice from inside the shack
(06:29:58 PM) GlyphGryph: "We're having a nice conversation here, although Charles is a bit of a quiet person."
(06:30:00 PM) ***Boggotaruach releases his hammer from it's straps and puts it between his mandibles, just in case.
(06:30:13 PM) GlyphGryph: From the shack: ""Mostly moans and drools over the place""
(06:30:16 PM) Boggotaruach: ((more like dead, amirijt?))
(06:30:28 PM) Stiric: "Yeah, we took care of the travelers!"
(06:30:44 PM) Stiric: ((This slightly reminds me of that one star wars scene....))
(06:30:53 PM) Stiric: ((EVERYTHING IS FINE UP HERE, HOW ARE YOU?))
(06:31:05 PM) GlyphGryph: From the shack: "And I'd be really grateful if somebody would get me out of here before good ol' chuck gets hungry"
(06:31:32 PM) ***Boggotaruach moves as silently as he can to get close enough to pull the cloth of the doorway anyway.
(06:31:39 PM) ***Nerislyassa whispers "It's a trap!"
(06:31:48 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Telekinetlicly, of course))
(06:31:50 PM) GlyphGryph: Pulling it slowly or yanking it away?
(06:31:54 PM) Stiric: "Well everything is fine out here, how are you?"
(06:32:04 PM) Stiric: ((Heheheheh))
(06:32:05 PM) Nerislyassa: ((That's no moon.))
(06:32:05 PM) Boggotaruach: ((yanking ))
(06:32:06 PM) GlyphGryph: From the shack: "Yes it's a trap!"
(06:32:27 PM) GlyphGryph: From the shack: "How'd ye think I gotten here in tha first place?"
(06:32:43 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach tears the curtain aside
(06:32:59 PM) GlyphGryph: You can see a man sitting on the bed, staring vacantly at the other side of the shack
(06:34:26 PM) Boggotaruach: "So how come you're not eaten yet?"
(06:34:29 PM) GlyphGryph: You can also a short man wrapped in ropes in a chair
(06:34:44 PM) Nerislyassa: ((My Red Trapdoor Spider Sense (R) is tingling!)
(06:34:44 PM) Boggotaruach: ((disregard that statement ))
(06:34:58 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Boggos, that is))
(06:35:24 PM) Boggotaruach: ((My Cricket Sense is tingling too, by the way))
(06:35:57 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Or by the way, don't ignore it. I wrote something wholly different from what I thought I had written ^^)
(06:36:14 PM) GlyphGryph: From the shack: "Oh hullo ther!"
(06:36:23 PM) GlyphGryph: "Ye know, it's getting a wee bit uncomfortable here."
(06:36:35 PM) Stiric: ((OH SHIT I KNOW WHO THIS BE))
(06:36:40 PM) GlyphGryph: "And, well, I was keeping Charlie here busy with a bit of conversation."
(06:36:48 PM) GlyphGryph: "So that's probably what has been keeping me alive."
(06:38:26 PM) GlyphGryph: "Either that or it's the fact that his buddy still wants me alive."
(06:38:27 PM) Boggotaruach: "Perhaps, then, introductions are in order? Mind telling us who /you/ are?"
(06:38:32 PM) GlyphGryph: "One or the other"
(06:38:51 PM) GlyphGryph: "Oh me?"
(06:39:33 PM) Boggotaruach: "I see none other here."
(06:40:14 PM) Nerislyassa left the room (quit: hidden.routing.hub ok.routing.hub).
(06:40:16 PM) GlyphGryph: The short man: "I'm not important, if yer bandits or tha like"
(06:40:34 PM) Stiric: "Well we're not, how do we know this isn't a trap?"
(06:41:57 PM) GlyphGryph: "Oh yer not?" Well tha's good."
(06:42:02 PM) GlyphGryph: "And of course it's a trap, I told ye so!"
(06:42:09 PM) GlyphGryph: "It's wha' got me into this bloody mess in tha first place!"
(06:42:20 PM) Nerislyassa [60ff7dea@NewNet-B80832DE.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(06:42:23 PM) Nerislyassa left the room (quit: lenexa.routing.hub ok.routing.hub).
(06:42:28 PM) Stiric: "Well I meant a trap for us, but I guess that isn't important anymore."
(06:42:42 PM) Strife26 [6dcd7532@NewNet-FCD034EA.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(06:43:12 PM) Nerislyassa [60ff7dea@NewNet-B80832DE.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(06:43:29 PM) GlyphGryph: "Well, either way, if I were ye I'd quickly free me before tha other guy returns."
(06:43:30 PM) Nerislyassa: Or... not.
(06:43:47 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Wow, something strange just happened.))
(06:43:54 PM) Nerislyassa: ((What'd I miss?))
(06:44:04 PM) Boggotaruach: ((we killed the dwarf))
(06:44:16 PM) Stiric: ((Yeah darvi got angry to.))
(06:44:17 PM) Boggotaruach: ((and got fat lutes))
(06:44:29 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Damn I missed out.))
(06:44:39 PM) Darvi: ((Yeah, eff you guys! òÓ))
(06:44:40 PM) Stiric: ((Heh just kidding.))
(06:44:54 PM) Stiric: ((Currently we are about to untie darvi.))
(06:45:07 PM) Stiric: "Well we may as well untie him."
(06:45:09 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Ok.))
(06:45:26 PM) Darvi: (( well damn, there goes my disguise))
(06:45:26 PM) Boggotaruach: "..Allright. Perhaps we should."
(06:45:31 PM) ***Nerislyassa recovers from her space out, and looks around.
(06:45:41 PM) ***Boggotaruach moves in to untie the shortie.
(06:45:52 PM) Strife26 is now known as Ebru
(06:46:00 PM) Darvi: "Thanks lad."
(06:46:19 PM) Darvi: "No, excuse me Charles, but I hafta leave now."
(06:46:28 PM) Darvi: "Was nice talking with ya!"
(06:46:34 PM) ***Boggotaruach grabs hold of shortie, telekinetically
(06:46:43 PM) GlyphGryph: The creature ignores the others untying him
(06:46:52 PM) Stiric: "Sorry friend, but we have some questions to ask."
(06:46:54 PM) Boggotaruach: "Not so fast, shortie. I think you have some answers for us."
(06:47:11 PM) Darvi: "Whoa, hey there! Can't that wait until we're outta here?"
(06:47:45 PM) Stiric: "Well, most of the bandits are dead, so we are perfectly fine here."
(06:47:49 PM) Boggotaruach: "No. Stiric, would you mind putting that corpse out of actions?"
(06:47:55 PM) Boggotaruach: *action.
(06:48:00 PM) Darvi: "Lemme take care of 'im"
(06:48:12 PM) GlyphGryph: However, as soon as Darvi gets out of the seat, the creature starts up and swings at him
(06:48:29 PM) ***Darvi takes the rope
(06:48:47 PM) Darvi: "Hey Charlie, weren't we like, best budies just now?"
(06:48:55 PM) Darvi: "Here, try this!"
(06:49:06 PM) ***Nerislyassa waits around outside, afraid of what's going on in there.
(06:49:12 PM) Darvi: ((I try to stuff the rope into his mouth))
(06:49:32 PM) GlyphGryph: ((rolling time..._)
(06:49:37 PM) ***Stiric attempts to attack the creature!
(06:49:44 PM) GlyphGryph: ((zombie gets a 1))
(06:49:55 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Type /me for it to put your name, and then type your action.))
(06:49:55 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Darvi gets a 4))
(06:50:14 PM) Darvi: (( so success?))
(06:50:17 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Stiric gets a 1 + 1))
(06:50:26 PM) Stiric: ((Yay?))
(06:50:40 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi jumps off the chair and punches the creature in the mouth with some rope
(06:50:54 PM) Darvi: "Bon appetit, mon ami!"
(06:51:03 PM) GlyphGryph: Some teeth going flying through the air as it stumbles back and crashes onto the bed
(06:51:15 PM) GlyphGryph: the rope that it clamped on trailing behind it
(06:51:23 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric gets in a slice as the creature goes down
(06:51:45 PM) Darvi: "If ye ever want ta work for me, well, you probably don't know where to find me anyway, so don't try to."
(06:51:56 PM) Boggotaruach: ((I see I never managed to grab Darvi ))
(06:52:20 PM) GlyphGryph: ((you rolled a 2 to hold him))
(06:52:22 PM) Nerislyassa: ((It's just that Darvi's are slippery creatures.))
(06:52:33 PM) Darvi: ((heheh))
(06:52:37 PM) Stiric: ((Yes those slippery bastards.))
(06:52:40 PM) Darvi: ((It's the ninja genes))
(06:52:48 PM) Boggotaruach: ((I see I see))
(06:52:52 PM) Darvi: (( Also, freedom of movement))
(06:52:54 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Every Darvi has them.))
(06:53:10 PM) Stiric: ((So we all have it?))
(06:53:22 PM) Darvi: ((herp))
(06:53:25 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Yes. We are D A R V I))
(06:53:27 PM) Nerislyassa: ((We are all Darvi. Of course we do!))
(06:53:30 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Keep it in OOC people))
(06:53:33 PM) GlyphGryph: ((GOD))
(06:53:38 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Ok. Sorry.))
(06:53:41 PM) GlyphGryph: The zombie struggles back to his feet
(06:53:58 PM) GlyphGryph: Having only actually taken 2 points of damage
(06:54:02 PM) Stiric: "Aim for the head!"
(06:54:20 PM) ***Boggotaruach swings his hammer at it's head.
(06:54:27 PM) Darvi: "Whaddya think I jus' did?"
(06:54:42 PM) GlyphGryph: Zombie rolls 3
(06:54:45 PM) Stiric: "Well punching won't do much!"
(06:54:54 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach rolls a 4
(06:54:57 PM) Darvi: ((hey do I have my equipment with me?))
(06:55:09 PM) Boggotaruach: "Shut up and fight already!"
(06:55:20 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach is swinging in a tight place with other people around and gets a penalty to his roll
(06:55:30 PM) GlyphGryph: should have made a tactics check inside!
(06:55:45 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, no, it was taken
(06:55:52 PM) Darvi: ((Derp))
(06:55:58 PM) GlyphGryph: You think he shoved it in that chest, some it anyways
(06:56:02 PM) Boggotaruach: ((damn!))
(06:56:04 PM) GlyphGryph: The rest he took outside somewhere
(06:56:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric you are using your sword, right?
(06:56:52 PM) Stiric: ((INdeed))
(06:56:58 PM) Stiric: ((Its a shortsword though.))
(06:56:59 PM) Darvi: "Well here goes nothing."
(06:57:08 PM) GlyphGryph: Well, are you attacking?
(06:57:08 PM) ***Darvi does a FALCON! PAWNCH!
(06:57:20 PM) Stiric: ((Yes my bad.))
(06:57:24 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Darvi rolls a 2)
(06:57:31 PM) ***Stiric attempts to stab the zombie in the head!
(06:57:36 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Stiric rolls a 1))
(06:57:37 PM) Darvi: ((derpitis))
(06:57:48 PM) Stiric: ((Damn my luck is wearing off!))
(06:58:00 PM) Darvi: ((probably end up hitting each other or something))
(06:58:23 PM) GlyphGryph: The zombie swings at Darvi, but Boggotaruach manages to get his hammer between them and block the blow, though he fails to do any damage
(06:58:36 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Fist Bump with weapons?))
(06:58:38 PM) ***Boggotaruach drops hammer and tries to pin the zombie to the bed instead, using front legs and weight and telekinesis together.
(06:58:42 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric misses the zombie and stabs the bed, getting his sword tangles up in the blankets
(06:58:52 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Fist Bump with weapons.))
(06:58:54 PM) Stiric: "Damnit!"
(06:59:11 PM) ***Stiric attempts to pull his sword out of the bed.
(06:59:38 PM) Darvi: *dwarven swearword*
(06:59:52 PM) GlyphGryph: ((zombie rolls a 4)
(07:00:01 PM) Darvi: "Hey now Chuck, we're pals, so how 'bout some cooperation, hmm?"
(07:00:03 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Boggotaruach rolls a 2))
(07:00:17 PM) GlyphGryph: ((+2=4))
(07:00:24 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Darvi's are clearly insane.))
(07:00:27 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Darvi rolls a 5))
(07:00:40 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Stiric rolls his 2 to free his sword))
(07:00:51 PM) GlyphGryph: Remember guys, you can choose to PUSH before rolling to add 1 to your roll!
(07:01:08 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Push..?))
(07:01:15 PM) Stiric: ((PUSH DAMNIT))
(07:01:18 PM) GlyphGryph: I explained this before
(07:01:27 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach:  manages to hold the zombie to the bed long enough for Darvi to punch it in the face again
(07:01:48 PM) Darvi: ((who here questioned my lack of sanity?))
(07:01:54 PM) GlyphGryph: giving him +1 for a difference of 2, dealing 1 point of damage
(07:02:02 PM) GlyphGryph: The zombie is faltering now
(07:02:20 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Wasn't me. Nope.))
(07:02:27 PM) Darvi: "Hmm, I'm outta shape."
(07:03:01 PM) GlyphGryph: Next round, anyone pushing?
(07:03:15 PM) Darvi: ((I'll push))
(07:03:18 PM) Stiric: (Me)
(07:03:23 PM) Darvi: ((my damage sucks anyway))
(07:03:25 PM) Stiric: ((Do it twice for the lulz.))
(07:03:31 PM) Darvi: "Here, lemme give ye a hug"
(07:03:39 PM) ***Darvi tackles Chuck
(07:03:40 PM) GlyphGryph: zombie rolls a 5
(07:03:52 PM) ***Boggotaruach bites at head with mandibles
(07:03:59 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric rolls a 4, managing a critical failure
(07:04:06 PM) GlyphGryph: He accidently strikes a team mate!
(07:04:09 PM) Stiric: ((Oh god.))
(07:04:17 PM) Darvi: ((belgium))
(07:04:20 PM) Stiric: ((Can I take that back?))
(07:04:23 PM) ***Ebru walks into the room.
(07:04:31 PM) Darvi: ((sorry for the language))
(07:04:31 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Darvi's home country)
(07:04:36 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach rolls a 3
(07:04:46 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Oh hey guys look oh a zombie OHGODSWORDINFACE.))
(07:04:59 PM) GlyphGryph: ebru rolls a 5 and barely manages to evade the sword swinging by her face
(07:05:04 PM) Stiric: ((How's the waffles there Darvi?))
(07:05:11 PM) Darvi: ((Waffles?))
(07:05:19 PM) Darvi: ((I only eat cookies and cheesecake))
(07:05:20 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi rolls a six
(07:05:24 PM) GlyphGryph: Which is raised to a 7
(07:05:53 PM) GlyphGryph: the zombie goes to attack Bogo, but Darvi grabs one his legs and LIFTS
(07:05:57 PM) GlyphGryph: sending the thing flying to the ground
(07:06:09 PM) Ebru: "Eeeek!"
(07:06:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Its face crashes into the ground, and twitches twice before ceasing movement
(07:06:22 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Darvi, I am disappoint.))
(07:06:26 PM) Darvi: ((I'm not belgian oO))
(07:06:36 PM) Stiric: "Well that was one hell of an akward fight."
(07:06:38 PM) Darvi: ((I only go there tomorrow))
(07:06:43 PM) Ebru: "By the white arts, what the hell?!"
(07:06:53 PM) Nerislyassa: ((IT DOESN'T MATTER. YOU MUST WAFFLES.))
(07:06:56 PM) GlyphGryph: It's very crowded in the room now
(07:07:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Talk about stuff while I tally experience
(07:07:16 PM) ***Nerislyassa searches the outside area for anything of interest.
(07:07:18 PM) ***Boggotaruach steps on head as hard as he can
(07:07:34 PM) ***Darvi looks for his stuff
(07:07:37 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris rolls a 2 on her search and finds nothing of interest
(07:07:47 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach crushes the zombies head
(07:08:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, there's a chest, but it appears to be locked
(07:08:07 PM) Darvi: "Well Charlie, it was certainly amusing, but forgive me for the roughness of those people here."
(07:08:29 PM) ***Nerislyassa gives up, and sits down, waiting for everyone to come outside.
(07:08:34 PM) Boggotaruach: "At last."
(07:08:35 PM) Darvi: "I'll just have to get my stuff and I'm gone, so, don't do anything stupid wile I'm away aight?"
(07:08:48 PM) Darvi: "Hrrrng!"
(07:09:00 PM) Ebru: "Sounds like you all need a bit of practice,doesn't it . . ."
(07:09:04 PM) GlyphGryph: 4 melee exp for everyone inside
(07:09:05 PM) Darvi: "Would somebody mind lending mea hand? Or mandible, whatever."
(07:09:18 PM) ***Boggotaruach wipes foot on bed, then looks around house for nice stuff to paymentalise.
(07:09:21 PM) Stiric: "Well its rather hard to stab something when your packing into a room with two other people."
(07:09:24 PM) GlyphGryph: Except Darvi
(07:09:59 PM) Ebru: "What do you require assistance with?"
(07:10:16 PM) Boggotaruach: "I'll lend you a.. hand, if you'll answer my questions."
(07:10:20 PM) Darvi: "This darned chest is locked, and me stuff's probably in there."
(07:10:26 PM) Darvi: "Aight, shoot!"
(07:10:39 PM) Stiric: ((Wait do I have lockpicking I forgot.))
(07:10:48 PM) Boggotaruach: "Then, please step aside."
(07:10:58 PM) GlyphGryph: you have a lot of skills
(07:11:00 PM) GlyphGryph: but not that one
(07:11:01 PM) GlyphGryph:
(07:11:05 PM) ***Darvi steps aside, Hammerstyle
(07:11:23 PM) Nerislyassa: ((I have escape, so if you could some how get me inside the chest, I could get out.))
(07:11:41 PM) Nerislyassa: ((With magic.))
(07:11:42 PM) GlyphGryph: ((lmao))
(07:11:59 PM) ***Boggotaruach attempts to lift up chest and throw into one of the rocks outside. To break it, oviously.
(07:12:09 PM) Stiric: "Don
(07:12:16 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Ah, the stupidity of players.))
(07:12:18 PM) Stiric: "Don't do that you idiot!"
(07:12:32 PM) Darvi: "Careful, there's some fragile stuff in there!"
(07:12:36 PM) Nerislyassa: ((We come up with strange solutions that shouldn't ever make sense or work.))
(07:12:47 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Boggo can't help it. He's a /beetle/ for gods sake!))
(07:13:13 PM) Ebru: "Might finding a key be a bit easier?"
(07:13:22 PM) ***Ebru looks around.
(07:13:26 PM) Ebru: Merely a suggestion.
(07:13:29 PM) GlyphGryph: The chest is more than 24 pounds
(07:13:30 PM) Ebru: "
(07:13:37 PM) GlyphGryph: You try to lift it, but only manage to tip it over
(07:13:42 PM) GlyphGryph: You hear something shatter inside
(07:14:09 PM) Stiric: "Lets just bash the lock off."
(07:14:10 PM) Darvi: "Well, there goes tha loot."
(07:14:12 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Me valuables!))
(07:14:48 PM) GlyphGryph: the lock is built into the chest and can't just be bashed off
(07:14:55 PM) Boggotaruach: "Hmphr. Useless chests."
(07:15:05 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach makes a problem solving roll
(07:15:33 PM) ***Darvi looks around for a key
(07:15:33 PM) GlyphGryph: He realizes he can bash where the lock is and maybe break it open
(07:15:44 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi finds nothing
(07:15:55 PM) Darvi: "Well spores!"
(07:16:00 PM) ***Ebru searches the general area.
(07:16:17 PM) ***Boggotaruach bashes where the lock is.
(07:16:22 PM) Boggotaruach: ((hehehe)
(07:16:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru finds nothing either
(07:16:49 PM) GlyphGryph: (( Boggotaruach rolls a 5 ))
(07:17:14 PM) GlyphGryph: With his great strength, Boggotaruach launches a whopping 7 value strike at the chest
(07:17:28 PM) GlyphGryph: The front splinters, the lock breaks, and the chest pops open
(07:17:43 PM) ***Darvi looks what's inside, and taes his things out.
(07:17:46 PM) Darvi: no wait
(07:17:47 PM) Stiric: ((Guess the chest rolled a 1.))
(07:17:56 PM) ***Darvi takes EVERYTHING that's stil whole, out
(07:18:53 PM) ***Ebru attempts to edge herself in such a fashion that she can see everything inside the chest.
(07:19:02 PM) GlyphGryph: Spilling an assortment of picks onto the floor, a half dozen chisels, 2 small mallets, a crossbow, a bunch of bolts, a pair of broken glasses, some broken bottles of wine, a few gold pieces, some rutabega, some blankets, a hand axe, and a small shovel
(07:19:27 PM) Darvi: "Well spores. You pay for those glasses ye hear me?"
(07:19:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Everything is covered in wine
(07:19:38 PM) GlyphGryph: And broken glass
(07:20:01 PM) GlyphGryph: There's also...
(07:20:15 PM) GlyphGryph: 17 pieces of gold
(07:20:30 PM) GlyphGryph: And what looks like a valuable necklace
(07:21:17 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Did I hear... Valuables?!)
(07:21:41 PM) GlyphGryph: ((You heard a valuable pop out of a chest, sure ))
(07:22:06 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Ok.))
(07:22:18 PM) Darvi: ((I took them all already anyway))
(07:22:33 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Aww.))
(07:24:20 PM) GlyphGryph: There's also a backpack
(07:24:26 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi is hurriedly shoving things into it
(07:24:46 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Be right back, dogs are barking.))
(07:26:08 PM) MrSnakeEyes [~MrSnakeEy@NewNet-81FE5C7F.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] entered the room.
(07:27:41 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Back.))
(07:28:19 PM) Boggotaruach: "I believe it is you who should pay me for getting the chest open."
(07:29:00 PM) Darvi: "Do ye imbecile know how much those glasses cost?"
(07:29:13 PM) Stiric: "Not the faintest."
(07:29:38 PM) ***Nerislyassa walks into the doorway, a bored look on her face.
(07:29:43 PM) Darvi: "Well neither do I, I stopped reading after the tenth zero"
(07:30:07 PM) Stiric: "Well can we get out of this crowded room? This is getting uncomfortable."
(07:30:15 PM) Nerislyassa: "Are you boys done playing with your toys? Because I would rather like to be out of these woods."
(07:30:41 PM) Darvi: "Aye, agreed. We don't want to have a necromancer on our backside, do we now."
(07:31:00 PM) Ebru: "Yes. Necormancers are awfully bad news."
(07:31:08 PM) Stiric: "Fine, lets get the bloody city all ready."
(07:31:08 PM) ***Boggotaruach remembers he allready has a dragon strapped to his. "..No."
(07:31:14 PM) Ebru: "Much better to have them on a gallows, and the like."
(07:32:06 PM) ***Ebru edges her way to the doorway and steps outside.
(07:32:10 PM) Darvi: "Well, bye Chuck!"
(07:32:22 PM) GlyphGryph: So, are you all traveling together to the city then?
(07:32:25 PM) Darvi: "Sleep tight!"
(07:32:27 PM) ***Stiric steps outside.
(07:32:29 PM) Nerislyassa: Yeah.
(07:32:33 PM) Stiric: ((Well I am.))
(07:32:43 PM) ***Darvi packs everything and exits
(07:33:01 PM) Boggotaruach: "To the city, then."
(07:33:36 PM) Nerislyassa: "Yes, let's be off."
(07:33:44 PM) Darvi: "I was heading there too. Mind if I join ye on the travel?"
(07:33:58 PM) ***Ebru looks around for flamable stuff.
(07:34:04 PM) ***Boggotaruach straps up hammer again and exists the door.
(07:34:12 PM) Ebru: "It may be a good idea to immolate the area."
(07:34:32 PM) Stiric: "Fine, we already are attracting enough attention may as well add a dwarf into the mix."
(07:34:37 PM) Nerislyassa: "Yes, that seems like a good idea."

[GlyphGryph]

Spoiler: Prelude, Episode 5 (click to show/hide)

(07:34:46 PM) Boggotaruach: "I don't mind, shortie. My name is Boggotaruach, by the way. If we're finally getting to the introductions."
(07:35:18 PM) Ebru: "I am Ebru, for those who do not know."
(07:35:55 PM) Nerislyassa: "My name is Neris."
(07:36:01 PM) Stiric: "The names Stiric."
(07:36:48 PM) Darvi: "Nice to make your acquaintance."
(07:37:04 PM) Darvi: "Me name's Darvi Lammor,or Stonehead in the common tongue."
(07:37:18 PM) Stiric: "Seems fitting."
(07:37:21 PM) Darvi: "Ye might0ve heard of me Masonry and Stone craftshop."
(07:37:27 PM) Nerislyassa: "Pleasure to meet you, my fine stunty friend."
(07:38:17 PM) Stiric: "Now shall we get the hell out of here?"
(07:38:19 PM) Ebru: "It's good to meet everyone.
(07:38:28 PM) Boggotaruach: "Indeed. Though the circumstances could have been better."
(07:38:43 PM) Ebru: "Exfiltrating the area sounds nice enough."
(07:38:55 PM) ***Ebru looks around for shack burning supplies.
(07:39:17 PM) GlyphGryph: You find some decent tinder, and a piece of flint and steel under the bed
(07:39:26 PM) GlyphGryph: You could probably use the bedding as well
(07:39:34 PM) Boggotaruach: "How come? Wouldn't a fire just attract attention?"
(07:39:38 PM) Stiric: "Isn't there a risk of a forest fire with that plan?"
(07:39:44 PM) GlyphGryph: Lifting up the pillow, a key falls out and lands on the floor with a tink
(07:39:46 PM) Boggotaruach: "Was that not what we wer etrying to avoid in the first place?"
(07:40:09 PM) Stiric: ((OH THE IRONY))
(07:40:09 PM) Ebru: "Yes, but I'd rather not leave this corruption untainted . . ."
(07:40:11 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Well god damnit.))
(07:40:15 PM) Ebru: She wavers on the point.
(07:40:24 PM) Ebru: "I guess that it wouldn't hurt too much to leave it . . ."
(07:40:34 PM) Darvi: "Oh. Well Spores."
(07:41:19 PM) Boggotaruach: "Is there any risk that it spreads? Won't it heal, given time?"
(07:41:51 PM) Ebru: "Hopefully, but it'll be a beacon of darkness in the meantime."
(07:42:03 PM) Darvi: ((See my name blinking there?))
(07:42:08 PM) Darvi: ((Morse :3))
(07:42:14 PM) Stiric: "Not our problem."
(07:42:14 PM) Ebru: "If I could get back here in a few days and make sure that it's going away, that'd be fine, I think."
(07:42:25 PM) Stiric: ((Did you just tell me to fuck off in morse?))
(07:42:33 PM) Darvi: ((xD))
(07:42:39 PM) Darvi: ((whut?^^)
(07:42:58 PM) Stiric: ((Well just wondering...))
(07:43:12 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay, so everyone is off to the city?
(07:43:19 PM) Nerislyassa: Yes.
(07:43:19 PM) Boggotaruach: "Then you can come back in a few days. I'd rather not risk more attention than what we've already done."
(07:43:20 PM) Stiric: ((Indeed good sir.))
(07:43:35 PM) GlyphGryph: Everyone heads to the city
(07:43:38 PM) Boggotaruach: ((He told you to fuck off, in Frensh, in Morse))
(07:43:44 PM) GlyphGryph: Back to the road, or through the woods?
(07:43:45 PM) Boggotaruach: ((*French))
(07:43:56 PM) Darvi: ((I only know one french word :V))
(07:43:57 PM) Boggotaruach: Back to the road, of course
(07:44:09 PM) Stiric: ((The road, im tired of being the guide ))
(07:44:18 PM) Boggotaruach: I'm not carrying a god damn dragon trhough rough terrain
(07:44:31 PM) Darvi: ...Dragon?
(07:44:37 PM) Stiric: He has one on his back.
(07:44:42 PM) Boggotaruach: ((But you said you were the dude with the French comic book!))
(07:44:45 PM) Boggotaruach: Yes.
(07:44:58 PM) Darvi: ((sure, but it doesn't mean I undersand it without a dictionnary))
(07:45:07 PM) Boggotaruach: We *conveniently* forgot about it during the fight.
(07:45:14 PM) Nerislyassa: We should build a A-Frame or whatever they're called. They help carry sleeping people or injured people or tired people who are pretending to be injured.
(07:45:26 PM) Boggotaruach: ((but..but...but... MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE))
(07:45:44 PM) GlyphGryph: Okay, OOC room people!
(07:45:52 PM) GlyphGryph: >.<
(07:46:15 PM) GlyphGryph: You guys head back to the road, and return to the city - well some of you return, some of you arrive for the first time.
(07:46:39 PM) Boggotaruach:
(07:46:45 PM) GlyphGryph: There is a hustle and bustle of activity just beyond the walls, but the gates, usually wide open and allowing people to stream and out freely, are closed
(07:46:49 PM) ***Ebru examines the city as they approach.
(07:46:51 PM) Boggotaruach: ((I mean "(())"))
(07:46:53 PM) Darvi: "Ah, finally back home"
(07:47:07 PM) Ebru: "Are the gates normally closed here?"
(07:47:17 PM) Stiric: "Last time I go out on the road for no reason."
(07:47:18 PM) Nerislyassa: "Well, we never made it to granmama's house..."
(07:47:22 PM) Darvi: "Nay"
(07:47:28 PM) Stiric: "No, that is unless theres a siege."
(07:47:30 PM) GlyphGryph: Still, there's plenty of sprawl around the low walls, as the city has grown and expand beyond them
(07:47:31 PM) Darvi: "It's unusual, yer right."
(07:47:36 PM) GlyphGryph: But most things of value lie inside
(07:47:45 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Valuables?))
(07:47:48 PM) GlyphGryph: Mostly shacks and hovels and the occassional shop in the sprawl outside
(07:47:55 PM) Darvi: does that include my company? :V
(07:47:59 PM) GlyphGryph: Oh, and a gambling den that Stiric and Nerislyassa are fond of
(07:48:20 PM) GlyphGryph: Nah, Darvi, you've got a proper office in the inner city
(07:48:23 PM) GlyphGryph: A tiny one
(07:48:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Off a back alley
(07:48:28 PM) GlyphGryph: but a proper office!
(07:48:34 PM) Stiric: "Im sure the guards will be looking for the peopel who killed the bandits, and the Necromancer."
(07:48:36 PM) Darvi: Yeah
(07:48:40 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Be right back.))
(07:48:54 PM) Boggotaruach: "Allready? How could they know?"
(07:49:02 PM) GlyphGryph: It's almost night time as well
(07:49:10 PM) Darvi: A wizard told them
(07:49:14 PM) GlyphGryph: the sun is settling low on the horizon, and the shadows lengthening
(07:49:15 PM) Stiric: "Well we have been gone for quite some time"
(07:49:15 PM) Darvi: herpaderp
(07:49:46 PM) Darvi: "Well, if you want to come in, let me try talkiong with the guards."
(07:50:07 PM) Boggotaruach: "...Perhaps. Lead the way, then."
(07:50:27 PM) Stiric: "Just make sure you don't mention me..."
(07:50:41 PM) Darvi: "Why not, lad?"
(07:50:52 PM) Stiric: "Lets just leave it at that."
(07:50:58 PM) GlyphGryph: A beggar hobbles up the party
(07:51:05 PM) GlyphGryph: "Spare a coin, sirrahs?"
(07:51:19 PM) ***Ebru checks her inventory.
(07:51:20 PM) Darvi: "Egads, yer a criminal, right? A wanted killer I bet!"
(07:51:25 PM) GlyphGryph: "For a poor sick man and his hungry children?"
(07:51:27 PM) ***Darvi laughs
(07:51:31 PM) GlyphGryph: He hears what Darvi says
(07:51:33 PM) ***Stiric takes out a coin and tosses it to the man.
(07:51:42 PM) GlyphGryph: And his eyes widen
(07:51:49 PM) Darvi: "Aight poor man, here ye go!"
(07:51:58 PM) ***Darvi flips a coin towards the beggar
(07:52:05 PM) GlyphGryph: He takes the coin "Your secret's safe with me sir, I won't tell no guards or nothing, thanks you all"
(07:52:11 PM) GlyphGryph: He takes the coins and departs
(07:52:32 PM) Ebru: "Secret?"
(07:52:33 PM) Stiric: "Mind lowering your voice a bit?"
(07:52:35 PM) Boggotaruach: "Kr. Useless people. Always in the way, never doing anything for themselves."
(07:52:36 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, did you actually have any money?
(07:52:48 PM) Darvi: It was a fake :V
(07:52:59 PM) Stiric: ((Well you'd assume I carry money with me.))
(07:53:00 PM) GlyphGryph: I figured
(07:53:19 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Except you were leaving town for a good reason ))
(07:53:32 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Maybe you didn't have any, and you didn't ask for it when I asked about invetory...))
(07:53:46 PM) Stiric: ((Well I assumed i'd just get it.))
(07:53:59 PM) GlyphGryph: ((you've got 20 pieces then ))
(07:54:05 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Now 19))
(07:54:32 PM) ***Darvi approaches the gate
(07:54:46 PM) ***Boggotaruach follows Darvi.
(07:55:18 PM) ***Stiric follows Boggotarauch following Darvi
(07:55:22 PM) GlyphGryph: The Guards greet him
(07:55:26 PM) Boggotaruach:
(07:55:32 PM) GlyphGryph: "Ho, sir and creature carrying creature"
(07:55:42 PM) Boggotaruach: ((hehehe))
(07:55:56 PM) GlyphGryph: "I am sorry but the gates are to remained closed, no one is allowed in or out"
(07:55:57 PM) ***Ebru tags along behind.
(07:56:02 PM) ***Nerislyassa walks up behind them.
(07:56:08 PM) Darvi: " 'lo! May I know why they are closed?"
(07:56:10 PM) Ebru: "What is the reason, good sir?
(07:56:11 PM) Nerislyassa: "But.. but I'm nobility!"
(07:56:16 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Back, by the way.))
(07:56:25 PM) GlyphGryph: "Well, I'm afraid there's been a terrible... accident."
(07:56:26 PM) ***Boggotaruach stays quiet, for now.
(07:56:35 PM) GlyphGryph: "And they are keeping the gates closed while the investigate"
(07:56:49 PM) GlyphGryph: *they
(07:56:51 PM) Ebru: "What sort of accident occurred?"
(07:56:59 PM) ***Stiric nervously looks around, taking a glance at the guards.
(07:57:05 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Hmm, should I try a Seduction check to let us inside?))
(07:57:06 PM) ***Ebru steps to the front of the group.
(07:57:08 PM) Darvi: "But what aboot me cumpny?"
(07:57:19 PM) GlyphGryph: "I'm not at liberty to discuss, ma'am, we don't want rumours going about"
(07:57:26 PM) Darvi: "I hafta get in thar 'n check on bisness!"
(07:57:27 PM) Ebru: ((Let me info mine first))
(07:57:34 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Ok.))
(07:57:42 PM) ***Ebru lowers her voice.
(07:57:43 PM) Darvi: The accent's starting ta get through :V
(07:57:57 PM) GlyphGryph: "I'm certain you'll be able to get in soon enough, the Tavern just over there is pretty full but they're accepting overflow. I'm sure the gates will be open by the morning"
(07:58:06 PM) Ebru: "Is it something to do with the dark arts? I've come here chasing magics most foul."
(07:58:31 PM) GlyphGryph: The man looks a bit taken aback
(07:58:32 PM) Darvi: "I hafta pay ta sleep? I live here for spores' sake!"
(07:58:56 PM) GlyphGryph: "Uh... I shouldn't talk about nothing like that, ma'am."
(07:59:19 PM) ***Stiric say's quietly "Lets just stay at the inn for the night."
(07:59:26 PM) GlyphGryph: Guard: "Well, if you live in the city, you'll have to wait till morning. Keep your receipt, and maybe the city clerk will compensate you"
(07:59:36 PM) Ebru: "Very well. I'll be starting my own investigation. Please be a dear and advise your superiors about me. Ebru."
(08:00:13 PM) Darvi: "Aight. Guess it ain't worth tha trouble of arguing anylonger."
(08:00:15 PM) GlyphGryph: "Uh, yes ma'am, I'll say someone called Ebru stopped by to investigate the tavern."
(08:00:18 PM) GlyphGryph: He laughs a bit
(08:00:37 PM) Ebru: "That'd be appreciated."
(08:00:48 PM) ***Ebru tries to decide if she's being mocked.
(08:01:01 PM) Boggotaruach: "...Kr."
(08:01:51 PM) GlyphGryph: roll 1d6
(08:01:59 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:02:00 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(08:02:05 PM) Nerislyassa: ((What do I have to roll to get these guards to let us inside, on my Seduction check?))
(08:02:08 PM) Darvi: ouch
(08:02:22 PM) Darvi: ((same here, with diplo))
(08:03:24 PM) GlyphGryph: ((As a guard, he'd be pretty difficult - I'd say base difficulty 7 to get inside. You could use situational advantages though, as you're both currently at a -1 situational. Diplo would be more difficult, around a 9)
(08:03:53 PM) Stiric: ((Lets just stay at the inn, I could win us some coin in gamblinb!
(08:03:56 PM) Darvi: (Oof. Not worth the risk))

(08:04:08 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Well, don't I have a +1 or so because I used a CP on Seductiong, or is that not in effect yet?))
(08:04:28 PM) Stiric: ((Not in effect.))
(08:04:59 PM) Boggotaruach: ((can I use telekinesis? ))
(08:05:13 PM) Darvi: ((give 'em telekinetic wedgies )
(08:05:14 PM) Stiric: ((NO WE ARE GOING TO THE INN DAMNIT))
(08:06:11 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Lets go to the inn. I may be able to rob drunk people there.))
(08:06:17 PM) Darvi: "Well, no time to dawdle, let's go before we hafta sleep on tha floor."
(08:06:22 PM) Stiric: ((Or win some moolah.))
(08:06:28 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, Neris and Stiric head to the inn
(08:07:11 PM) ***Boggotaruach and Boggo follows them
(08:07:18 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Wait wait wait, I also have the Adorable trait. Wouldn't that help with seduction?))
(08:07:26 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Actually, yes, it would))
(08:07:27 PM) ***Boggotaruach with the dragon strapped to his back, still.
(08:07:38 PM) Darvi: ((I also have adorable I believe))
(08:07:41 PM) GlyphGryph: ((Or at least, it would help you seduce your way inside, since he'd see you as harmless))
(08:07:47 PM) Darvi: ((I'm an adorable midget!))
(08:07:53 PM) Stiric: ((D'aww look at the crazy killer dwarf.))
(08:07:57 PM) GlyphGryph: ((So you've both got a +1 to this attempt ))
(08:07:59 PM) Darvi: ((:3))
(08:08:11 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Awesome. I mean, I'm not going to go back and try to seduce the guard, but it's good to know.))
(08:08:16 PM) Darvi: ((Going to tha... the inn anyway))
(08:09:18 PM) Stiric: ((So are we wrapping this up now?))
(08:09:40 PM) GlyphGryph: We can, or people can hang out at the inn and do stuff
(08:09:49 PM) GlyphGryph: Anyone who wants to wrap it up can "turn in" and get a room
(08:09:59 PM) GlyphGryph: (6 gold per night)
(08:09:59 PM) Darvi: Turn in
(08:10:03 PM) GlyphGryph: anyone else can hang around
(08:10:06 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi gets a room
(08:10:09 PM) Darvi: And I demand a reciept too
(08:10:11 PM) Stiric: Hmmmm
(08:10:12 PM) GlyphGryph: Heheh
(08:10:14 PM) Nerislyassa: ((I require additional pylon- monies.))
(08:10:30 PM) GlyphGryph: Nerislyassa has no money, but has a couple other options to get a room
(08:10:34 PM) Stiric: May as well try my luck at gambling.))
(08:10:37 PM) Stiric: ((Heheheheh))
(08:10:38 PM) Darvi: *cough*
(08:10:47 PM) GlyphGryph: And actually, its only 3 per night right now because its not a room so much as space in the stables
(08:10:51 PM) GlyphGryph: They are currently full
(08:10:52 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Seduce men and rob them. That's how I roll.))
(08:11:18 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Don't actually /do/ anything though. Just act all sweet, then rob 'em blind.))
(08:11:43 PM) Nerislyassa: ((I think I could get a better place tan that.))
(08:11:45 PM) GlyphGryph: So is Neris attempting to seduce a drunk guy?
(08:11:45 PM) Stiric: ((No Gryphon has to write out your secks roll.))
(08:11:48 PM) Nerislyassa: *((than))
(08:11:54 PM) Nerislyassa: Yes.
(08:11:58 PM) Nerislyassa: Yes she is.
(08:12:16 PM) Boggotaruach: And if it fails, Boggo will try to befriend him.
(08:12:16 PM) Stiric: Just let me find the nearest group of men playing dice.
(08:12:20 PM) Boggotaruach: I promise.
(08:12:26 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:12:27 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:12:32 PM) GlyphGryph: Nerris gets a 6
(08:12:44 PM) GlyphGryph: She comes over and begins flirting heavily with a guy at the poker table
(08:12:54 PM) GlyphGryph: The place is pretty packed thanks to the closed gates
(08:13:08 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Not the drunk guy, though, I misunderstood))
(08:13:23 PM) GlyphGryph: You're chatting up a storm and making friends then?
(08:13:24 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Misunderstandings are fun.))
(08:13:42 PM) GlyphGryph: And Stiric is finding a dice table
(08:13:56 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach, roll 3 d6s
(08:14:06 PM) Boggotaruach: Well, first, I'm going to try to talk to the bartender and make him friendlier disposed to me.
(08:14:08 PM) Boggotaruach: for what?
(08:14:15 PM) Nerislyassa: Stiric and I could work as a team. If he starts to lose, I get rid of the competition.
(08:14:27 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, roll a persuasion to get yourself into a game
(08:14:37 PM) Darvi: I think I should stay there too. Ya know, for "diplomacy"
(08:14:41 PM) GlyphGryph: For your conversation rolls
(08:14:46 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:14:47 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(08:14:50 PM) Boggotaruach: Which conversation?
(08:14:52 PM) Stiric: gIODAJSEPOIHFAIOWEDFASJFAOWE))
(08:14:59 PM) GlyphGryph: With the bartender and others!
(08:14:59 PM) GlyphGryph:
(08:15:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric is rebuffed. One of them looks at him closely
(08:15:15 PM) Boggotaruach: But I have only told you about bartender yet!
(08:15:20 PM) GlyphGryph: "Hey... hey... don't I know you?"
(08:15:31 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Aww, you should have made him play G-Fish with some kids.))
(08:15:32 PM) GlyphGryph: Yes, but the others are assuming the first one succeeds!
(08:15:38 PM) Nerislyassa: *((Go-Fish))
(08:15:42 PM) Boggotaruach: I see.
(08:15:50 PM) Boggotaruach: 3d6 Conversation
(08:15:50 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, Conversation: 9 [3d6=3,5,1]
(08:15:51 PM) Stiric: "Well I doubt it, im new here.))
(08:15:54 PM) GlyphGryph: "You're that... that bastard... from Moe's Head. Last week."
(08:15:55 PM) Stiric: ((Forget that ))
(08:16:08 PM) Stiric: "What? Me, of course not never heard of that place."
(08:16:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Make a bluff roll
(08:16:23 PM) Darvi: ((Diplomacy goooo!))
(08:16:28 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:16:29 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:16:46 PM) Stiric: ((I was kinda looking forward to a bar fight ))
(08:16:58 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach, you start off well, and the bartender talks to you for a while, commenting he's not seen one of your kind in years. Eventually though, he gets busy and needs to attend to some customers.
(08:17:07 PM) GlyphGryph: He thinks well of you though
(08:17:21 PM) GlyphGryph: Gambler: "Ah, yeah.. must have been someone else..."
(08:17:27 PM) GlyphGryph: Nerislyassa, roll another seduction
(08:17:29 PM) Darvi: "What, him? Never. I met him on the way here from Swampston. Good fellow, although he's pretty terrible at gambling."
(08:17:34 PM) ***Ebru generically mingles.
(08:17:42 PM) Darvi: ((that should attract more people to gamble with him )
(08:17:50 PM) Stiric: ((Heheh))
(08:17:52 PM) Nerislyassa: 1d6
(08:17:53 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Nerislyassa, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:18:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, would you like to try to join the dice game again?
(08:18:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Wow, a 7
(08:18:11 PM) GlyphGryph: The man she's distracting loses his hand terribly
(08:18:16 PM) Nerislyassa: I am super seductress.
(08:18:17 PM) GlyphGryph: And barely notices
(08:18:20 PM) Stiric: ((yeah.))
(08:18:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Is there anything else he barely notices?
(08:18:25 PM) ***Stiric attempts to join the game again.
(08:18:30 PM) GlyphGryph: Persuasion!
(08:18:40 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:18:40 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:18:48 PM) GlyphGryph: That will get you in
(08:18:51 PM) Stiric: ((My luck is finally coming back to me.))
(08:18:59 PM) ***Boggotaruach Tired of carrying around a Dragon, Boggotaruach dumps Airototh in a corner.
(08:19:03 PM) GlyphGryph: "Fine, if he's that bad, we guess he can have a seat. You in too, dwarf?"
(08:19:27 PM) Darvi: "Nay, I've got a business ta run, can't afford ta lose too much"
(08:19:50 PM) Nerislyassa: "Aw come on you stout little man! Have some heart!"
(08:19:50 PM) Stiric: "Oh come on, you can play a few rounds."
(08:19:53 PM) ***Ebru finds a nice looking guy and makes a seduction check, naively following Neris's lead.
(08:20:06 PM) Nerislyassa: ((SUCCESS))
(08:20:07 PM) GlyphGryph: Nerislyassa, the man is saying he's got a room upstairs and he's been gambling long enough, and wants to know if you need a place to stay for the night
(08:20:12 PM) GlyphGryph: He rolls opposing seduction check!
(08:20:14 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:20:15 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:20:26 PM) Darvi: Woops
(08:20:27 PM) GlyphGryph: He gets a 1, he is laughably pathetic
(08:20:32 PM) GlyphGryph: Also drunk
(08:20:43 PM) Darvi: double woops
(08:20:48 PM) ***Nerislyassa agrees to the man's proposal.
(08:20:50 PM) GlyphGryph: He gropes the knee of the man next to him while winking at you
(08:20:56 PM) GlyphGryph: And then you lead him upstairs
(08:21:02 PM) GlyphGryph: While the man next to him looks confused
(08:21:09 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru, roll a d6
(08:21:10 PM) Nerislyassa: ((FAILURE))
(08:21:10 PM) Stiric: ((Heheheheh))
(08:21:15 PM) Darvi: ((It's not one of us is it?))
(08:21:19 PM) Ebru: 1d6
(08:21:19 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Ebru, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:21:24 PM) Darvi: Whoa
(08:21:39 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Highfive like a champ))
(08:21:58 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru finds her own man seems very interested in her
(08:22:26 PM) Ebru: What is he doing at the moment?
(08:22:31 PM) GlyphGryph: She sits on his lap and flirts a bit, and he doesn't even notice when Stiric idly flips a dice from a 1 to a 6
(08:22:36 PM) GlyphGryph:
(08:22:40 PM) Darvi: Herp
(08:22:46 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:22:47 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:22:53 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Like a baws))
(08:23:05 PM) Stiric: ((Like a baws indeed.))
(08:23:09 PM) ***Darvi looks out for cheaters. Besides Stiric, ofcourse.
(08:23:10 PM) GlyphGryph: The man looks back, to notice he has three 1s and a 3, and stiric has 2 6s and 2 4s
(08:23:17 PM) GlyphGryph: He swears
(08:23:28 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Flip a dice))
(08:23:32 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Like a baws))
(08:23:35 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru, keep it going, roll 1d6!
(08:23:44 PM) Ebru: 1d6
(08:23:44 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Ebru, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:23:53 PM) Darvi: Critical hit!
(08:23:55 PM) GlyphGryph: the man is in love
(08:24:04 PM) GlyphGryph: He says screw the game, he's a winner tonight
(08:24:10 PM) Stiric: ((The man has gained status effect: LOVE))
(08:24:26 PM) Nerislyassa: ((The seduction strikes him in the crotch, bruising the fat, and chipping the bone.))
(08:24:27 PM) Ebru: Find out his name.
(08:24:30 PM) Darvi: "Not bad, lad."
(08:24:31 PM) GlyphGryph: Lmao
(08:24:46 PM) Darvi: "I think I can risk a bit of a gamble tonight."
(08:24:48 PM) Stiric: ((XD))
(08:24:53 PM) ***Darvi sits at the table
(08:25:05 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Because Seduction is a blunt force trauma weapon.))
(08:25:26 PM) Stiric: ((That is possibly the best description of Seduction I have heard in awhile.))
(08:25:33 PM) GlyphGryph: He says his name is Joseph, and he's a tailor's apprentice in the city, and asks where you come from
(08:25:35 PM) Darvi: "So, what should we play for?"
(08:25:46 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, make a gambling roll
(08:25:52 PM) GlyphGryph: To see how much you won
(08:25:56 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:25:57 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:26:03 PM) Stiric: ((Awww))
(08:26:05 PM) Boggotaruach: ((hehehe))
(08:26:06 PM) Ebru: "I've traveled many lands, trying to do good in the world."
(08:26:08 PM) Darvi: derp
(08:26:14 PM) Nerislyassa: ((MODIFIERS!!!))
(08:26:30 PM) GlyphGryph: You get a +2 from your cheating
(08:26:37 PM) Stiric: ((Nothing gets a guy more excited then finding out that the women is a paragon of good.))
(08:26:40 PM) GlyphGryph: Meaning you get a 4, which gives you half again as much money
(08:26:43 PM) Nerislyassa: ((4. Not bad.))
(08:26:59 PM) Stiric: ((Thank god for cheating, next point I spend is going to be in gambling.))
(08:27:05 PM) GlyphGryph: you are up to 29 gold
(08:27:38 PM) Nerislyassa: ((How much gold would I have if I, say, stole all of this guys money, and blamed it on Boggo?))
(08:27:39 PM) Ebru: "Of course, it gets rough traveling by myself all the time."
(08:27:46 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru, Joseph asks if you'd like to spend the night with him, and maybe he can show you the city tomorrow
(08:27:50 PM) GlyphGryph: But you a nice lunch
(08:28:05 PM) GlyphGryph: But not, like sexually, if you don't want to
(08:28:05 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Watch out, he wants to but you.))
(08:28:08 PM) GlyphGryph: Just share the room
(08:28:14 PM) GlyphGryph: Unless you want to do more
(08:28:17 PM) GlyphGryph: He'd be okay with that
(08:28:21 PM) Stiric: *wink*
(08:28:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Not that he wants to
(08:28:23 PM) Boggotaruach: ((You would have one angry bug))
(08:28:26 PM) Nerislyassa: He's a reasonable man.
(08:28:29 PM) GlyphGryph: He means, not that he DOESNT want to
(08:28:34 PM) GlyphGryph: But if you didn't want to
(08:28:35 PM) Ebru: "Of course, I'd love to. *wink*"
(08:28:39 PM) Nerislyassa: ((You wouldn't know it was me.))
(08:28:40 PM) GlyphGryph: That would be... he shuts up
(08:29:01 PM) Stiric: ((GLYPH NOW HAS TO WRITE OUT THE SCENE, WE NEED TO BE IMMERSED IN THE WORLD.))
(08:29:09 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggo, are you just talking about stuff with randoms?
(08:29:09 PM) Boggotaruach: ((But I have telekinesis!))
(08:29:11 PM) Darvi:  /AFK
(08:29:16 PM) Nerislyassa: ((IMMERSION OR NO.))
(08:29:23 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Kidding))
(08:29:27 PM) Boggotaruach: I don't know what I am doing right now
(08:29:34 PM) Boggotaruach: I am watching stuff.
(08:29:41 PM) ***Boggotaruach is watching stuff.
(08:29:43 PM) GlyphGryph: Try to get some information about what's going on in the city and job leads, I imagine?
(08:29:45 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Getting blamed for stealing form a man who palys poker. That's what you're doing.))
(08:29:50 PM) Nerislyassa: *((from))
(08:30:01 PM) Nerislyassa: *((plays))
(08:30:01 PM) GlyphGryph: Nerislyassa, you are in a guys bedroom.
(08:30:05 PM) GlyphGryph: At the inn
(08:30:12 PM) Boggotaruach: I was going to buy beer and talk to the guards, but I realised I have no money. So yeah, what you said
(08:30:32 PM) GlyphGryph: roll a d6 for conversation
(08:30:44 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6 Conversation
(08:30:45 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, Conversation: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:30:53 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru, the man plays some more dice, losing badly due to how distracted he is
(08:31:05 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggo meets a couple people, they think the beetles a bit of a weird chatterbox
(08:31:14 PM) Nerislyassa: ((I'm going to blame someone for stealing this mans gold, and it isn't going to be me.))
(08:31:25 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, roll another cheating (if you are) and gambling roll!
(08:31:28 PM) Boggotaruach: ((On the other hand, I just remembered I have the Necromancers clothing and eqipment strapped to my.. "Girdle"))
(08:31:30 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Aww, good pun missed. Chatter bug.))
(08:31:31 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:31:31 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:31:33 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:31:34 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:31:39 PM) Stiric: ((Hell yes.))
(08:31:45 PM) Stiric: ((That was for cheating and gambling
(08:31:48 PM) GlyphGryph: You triple your money for a while
(08:31:58 PM) ***Boggotaruach tries to talk to other, less prejudiced people!
(08:32:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Up to 90 gold
(08:33:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Nerislyassa, the man is pretty eager, and struggles to get off his pants, as he stumbles around from the four beers you convinced him to buy you, and then to drink himself
(08:33:05 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:33:06 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:33:27 PM) GlyphGryph: He manages to fail to undo his pants, and falls heavily on to the bed
(08:33:36 PM) Stiric: ((Thank god.))
(08:33:52 PM) Boggotaruach: ((and things were just getting interesting))
(08:33:55 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Hmm, did he pass out?))
(08:33:59 PM) GlyphGryph: "heeeeys, baaaaby, you wants..., come and... help me with me belt... yah?"
(08:34:15 PM) Nerislyassa: "Sure" She said with a smile.
(08:34:17 PM) GlyphGryph: "Oh, man, I'm... I'm a... so lucky... man... twins, huh... no... wait..."
(08:34:36 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach, another roll?
(08:34:47 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, the dice table has broken up, but there's room at the poker table now
(08:34:48 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6, Another Conversation
(08:34:49 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, Another Conversation: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:35:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Also, darvi, roll for the last round of dice
(08:35:11 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Ha ha oh wow. How long until he passes out? I don't actually play on doing anything, but in the morning acting like some thing did, and it was amazing. Oh and that some bug came in and took all of your money, holding me and warhammer-point))
(08:35:24 PM) Nerislyassa: *((plan))
(08:35:24 PM) Ebru left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(08:35:28 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggo gets a 6, much better this time. He makes a group of friends
(08:35:30 PM) ***Stiric heads to the poker table, shuffling something around in his sleeves.
(08:35:36 PM) Nerislyassa: *((at))
(08:35:45 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Darvi's gambling roll
(08:35:46 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Darvi's gambling roll: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:35:58 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi doubled his money playing dice as well
(08:36:01 PM) GlyphGryph: Somehow
(08:36:05 PM) GlyphGryph: PLaying with Stiric
(08:36:09 PM) Darvi: Wow.
(08:36:16 PM) Darvi: Gimme your cash man.
(08:36:18 PM) Nerislyassa: ((He cheats for his friends too.))
(08:36:21 PM) Stiric: We are rich motherfuckers.
(08:36:32 PM) Darvi: "Huzzah!"
(08:36:37 PM) ***Boggotaruach lead the conversation into current events and what the eff is going on in the city
(08:36:41 PM) Darvi: Bastard five!
(08:36:48 PM) Boggotaruach: ((roll again?))
(08:36:50 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, roll a notice
(08:36:58 PM) ***Darvi high fives Stiric. Ooc, of course.
(08:37:00 PM) GlyphGryph: And a problem solving
(08:37:08 PM) GlyphGryph: Yes, boggo, again
(08:37:15 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6, again
(08:37:16 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, again: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:37:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Woah, 7
(08:37:24 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Sweeeet))

[GlyphGryph]

Spoiler: Prelude, Episode 6 (click to show/hide)

(08:37:42 PM) GlyphGryph: One of them says the Governor was assassinated a couple hours ago
(08:37:55 PM) GlyphGryph: They caught the guy, be he escaped from the guards
(08:37:58 PM) GlyphGryph: And they shut down the city
(08:38:03 PM) GlyphGryph: Hoping to trap him inside
(08:38:09 PM) GlyphGryph: they're scouring the city for him now, apparently
(08:38:14 PM) Nerislyassa: ((And now some hobo thinks that Stiric killed the Governor.))
(08:38:35 PM) Stiric: ((Oh god no.))
(08:38:44 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric and Darvi, you are dealt your hands
(08:38:47 PM) Stiric: ((I see many problems happening in the future.))
(08:38:48 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll your poker roll
(08:38:53 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:38:54 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:39:00 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(08:39:00 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(08:39:00 PM) ***Stiric puts on his poker face.
(08:39:05 PM) Darvi: Spores
(08:39:13 PM) Stiric: ((heheheh, can I have  cards up my sleeve?))
(08:39:14 PM) Nerislyassa: ((MrSnakeEyes is a very appropriate name.))
(08:39:23 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, you're hand is mediocre. you can attempt to cheat, or bluff
(08:39:27 PM) Strife26 [6dcd7532@NewNet-1921FB50.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(08:39:42 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, you've got a terrible hand and everyone can immediately see it on your face
(08:39:44 PM) ***Stiric attempts to cheat.
(08:39:45 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Stiric killed the Governor.))
(08:39:49 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:39:50 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:39:54 PM) Stiric: ((FUCK YEAH))
(08:39:55 PM) Darvi: "I fold."
(08:39:56 PM) Nerislyassa: ((That's what you missed, Strife))
(08:40:01 PM) GlyphGryph: The other 4 players make notice checks
(08:40:05 PM) GlyphGryph: 4d6
(08:40:06 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 4d6: 18 [4d6=5,3,6,4]
(08:40:07 PM) Stiric: ((My rolls are extremely good at useless stuff.))
(08:40:09 PM) Darvi: ((AAnd now I'm dueling him
(08:40:13 PM) Darvi: In a card game))
(08:40:17 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:40:19 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(08:40:23 PM) Darvi: ((For the fate of the world))
(08:40:29 PM) GlyphGryph: None of them notice anything amiss, your hand is now a 4
(08:40:59 PM) GlyphGryph: Now, to reveal outcomes...
(08:41:05 PM) GlyphGryph: 4d6
(08:41:06 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 4d6: 14 [4d6=2,5,1,6]
(08:41:13 PM) GlyphGryph: 2 other players fold
(08:41:19 PM) GlyphGryph: 3 players left, Stiric
(08:41:21 PM) GlyphGryph: You gonna bluff?
(08:41:33 PM) GlyphGryph: Or just play your hand and hope? o_o
(08:41:33 PM) ***Stiric stiric bluffs.
(08:41:38 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:41:39 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:41:41 PM) GlyphGryph: 2d6
(08:41:43 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 2d6: 7 [2d6=4,3]
(08:41:46 PM) Stiric: ((Fuck yes))
(08:41:49 PM) GlyphGryph: One of the other players folds
(08:41:54 PM) GlyphGryph: Just you and one last guy
(08:41:58 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:41:59 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:42:05 PM) GlyphGryph: He looks pretty confidant in his hand
(08:42:16 PM) GlyphGryph: Theres quite a bit of money on the table now...
(08:42:17 PM) ***Stiric continues playing.
(08:42:23 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:42:24 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:42:27 PM) GlyphGryph: He reveals a 5
(08:42:34 PM) Stiric: (DAMNIT)
(08:42:38 PM) ***Boggotaruach after making sure they now you appreciate the information, lead the conversation towards how you and your dragon companion are in need of a room for the night but in lack of money, implying that having people like us owe them favours might be a smart move and useful in the future. All this very tactfully, off course. Don't wanna come off as pushy ;P
(08:42:40 PM) GlyphGryph: His 5 beats your four
(08:42:42 PM) Boggotaruach:
(08:42:55 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach 1d6
(08:42:57 PM) ***Stiric claims that the man had an ace up his sleeve.
(08:43:08 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll a bluff
(08:43:30 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:43:30 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:43:48 PM) GlyphGryph: 4d6
(08:43:49 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 4d6: 15 [4d6=5,3,4,3]
(08:43:51 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6, overly long conversation
(08:43:52 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, overly long conversation: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:44:05 PM) GlyphGryph: they don't believe it, after some discussion
(08:44:18 PM) GlyphGryph: Well, they do kick the guy out of the game
(08:44:22 PM) GlyphGryph: but let him keep his winnings
(08:44:37 PM) GlyphGryph: you lose 10 gold!
(08:44:44 PM) GlyphGryph: now, shall we fast forward a couple rounds?
(08:44:56 PM) Strife26: *wink*
(08:44:58 PM) Darvi: Aye
(08:45:03 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi, and Stiric, make a gambling check if you want, a cheating check if you want, for general performance over the next several games
(08:45:08 PM) GlyphGryph: Maybe an hour of play, perhaps?
(08:45:13 PM) GlyphGryph: 4d6
(08:45:14 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 4d6: 14 [4d6=3,2,5,4]
(08:45:24 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:45:24 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:45:26 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:45:27 PM) Darvi: 1d6 gambling
(08:45:27 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:45:27 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, gambling: 2 [1d6=2]
(08:45:29 PM) GlyphGryph: They all have about a 2 in gambling
(08:45:30 PM) Stiric: The second one was cheating
(08:45:33 PM) Stiric: >.>
(08:45:37 PM) Darvi: eff
(08:46:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi loses about half his money
(08:46:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric loses about a fourth
(08:46:13 PM) Strife26 is now known as Ebru
(08:46:21 PM) GlyphGryph: guy #3 gets most of it
(08:46:22 PM) Ebru: Ouch!
(08:46:45 PM) Darvi: Neris. Ye know what ta do.
(08:46:54 PM) ***Stiric eye guy number 3 suspiciously.
(08:47:05 PM) GlyphGryph: Oh yeah, both of you roll a notice too!
(08:47:08 PM) Darvi: I do a perception roll
(08:47:10 PM) Boggotaruach: ((people are untrusting arseholes...))
(08:47:10 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:47:11 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 6 [1d6=6]
(08:47:12 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(08:47:12 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:47:17 PM) Darvi:  /:-l
(08:47:20 PM) Stiric: ((Here goes my luck again...))
(08:47:28 PM) Ebru: I do believe that the seduction squad is "busy" at the moment.
(08:47:37 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, in that last game, you DEFINITELY saw him pull a card from under the table
(08:47:39 PM) Darvi: There's always next day.
(08:47:55 PM) ***Stiric grabs the man by the sleeve and searches from any cards.
(08:48:19 PM) Nerislyassa: ((I hope I didn't actually do anything with that guy. You didn't describe him, but I bet he was smelly.))
(08:48:29 PM) GlyphGryph: "Hey, what are you doing, get off me!"
(08:48:37 PM) Darvi: "Wassup? Did tha guy cheat?"
(08:48:44 PM) Stiric: "You have damn cards up your sleeve do you!"
(08:48:59 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 Stiric's problem solving
(08:49:00 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, Stiric's problem solving: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:49:22 PM) GlyphGryph: The man rolls up his sleeves
(08:49:28 PM) GlyphGryph: "Look, you arse, nothing."
(08:49:31 PM) Stiric: ((I get a +1 to problem solving don't I?))
(08:49:33 PM) GlyphGryph: "You're just a saw loser"
(08:49:37 PM) Stiric: ((Cunning right?))
(08:49:45 PM) GlyphGryph: You do, plus 1 for your level
(08:49:54 PM) Darvi: Tha's a 5 then
(08:49:59 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric reaches his hands under the table, and feels around
(08:49:59 PM) Stiric: "How about we check the table then?:
(08:50:01 PM) ***Boggotaruach excuses himself to his company to go watch over what happens, well, with the other dudes
(08:50:03 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(08:50:05 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:50:11 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Pull a card out of your own sleeve, and have it drop out of his.))
(08:50:16 PM) GlyphGryph: He finds nothing... but slips one of his own cards out
(08:50:16 PM) Darvi: Spore you, 3!
(08:50:23 PM) Stiric: (())
(08:50:26 PM) Nerislyassa: ((Like a baws))
(08:50:26 PM) GlyphGryph: He reveals it to the crowd
(08:50:36 PM) Stiric: "Told you this damn bastard was cheating!"
(08:50:48 PM) GlyphGryph: "Card's stuck to the bottom of the table!?"
(08:50:56 PM) GlyphGryph: Random guy: "Roight bastard!"
(08:51:00 PM) Darvi: "You! give us back our money!"
(08:51:00 PM) GlyphGryph: "Get out, bastard!"
(08:51:06 PM) GlyphGryph: "Give back our money first, yeah!"
(08:51:13 PM) ***Darvi takes back his money, plus some extra.
(08:51:22 PM) ***Stiric does the same.
(08:51:25 PM) Darvi: nobody's going to count ayway
(08:51:42 PM) Stiric: ((I assume the bar patrons will like me a bit more now ))
(08:51:45 PM) GlyphGryph: roll 1d6 to see how much money you get in the rush!
(08:51:51 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:51:52 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(08:51:57 PM) Boggotaruach: hehehe
(08:51:58 PM) Darvi: 1d6
(08:51:59 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:51:59 PM) Stiric: ((I knew it.))
(08:52:03 PM) Darvi: YESS!!!
(08:52:13 PM) Darvi: Finally a good roll
(08:52:14 PM) GlyphGryph: Darvi dumps 30 coins into his bag with a slide of his hand
(08:52:26 PM) Darvi: *fistpump*
(08:52:28 PM) GlyphGryph: By the time stiric finishes showing the guys a cheater, he's turned around to find the table empty of coins
(08:53:06 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru
(08:53:06 PM) ***Stiric whispers to Darvi "You better be sharing some of that with me."
(08:53:06 PM) ***Darvi moves slowly towards the exit while the barfight starts.
(08:53:19 PM) GlyphGryph: The man is quickly run out of the bar and things quite down
(08:53:37 PM) GlyphGryph: Ebru, the man wants to go upstairs
(08:53:41 PM) ***Darvi whispers back "Dun worry, I saw what ye did. Nice job there."
(08:53:42 PM) GlyphGryph: Are you accompanying him?
(08:53:52 PM) GlyphGryph: Joseph, that is
(08:54:09 PM) GlyphGryph: Stiric, in the push to get the guy out the door, would you like to attempt to pickpocket him?
(08:54:23 PM) Stiric: ((Why not.))
(08:54:31 PM) ***Stiric attempts to pickpocket the man.
(08:54:32 PM) Darvi: greedy bastard
(08:54:33 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(08:54:33 PM) GlyphGryph: roll a d6
(08:54:34 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(08:54:39 PM) Darvi: don't chance your luck
(08:54:40 PM) Stiric: ((YUS))
(08:54:41 PM) Darvi: oh
(08:54:41 PM) GlyphGryph: That's a 6
(08:54:43 PM) Darvi: cool
(08:54:45 PM) GlyphGryph: With dextrous and pickpocket
(08:54:49 PM) GlyphGryph: the mans notice...
(08:54:51 PM) Stiric: ((I am the luckiest bastard ever.))
(08:54:56 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6 man
(08:54:57 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, man: 3 [1d6=3]
(08:54:57 PM) Darvi: ORLY?
(08:55:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Is a 5
(08:55:04 PM) GlyphGryph: He doesn't notice
(08:55:11 PM) Darvi: that was close
(08:55:16 PM) GlyphGryph: You get... 1d40 gold, roll
(08:55:25 PM) Stiric: 1d40
(08:55:26 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d40: 27 [1d40=27]
(08:55:30 PM) Darvi: :V
(08:55:31 PM) Stiric: ((Nice ))
(08:55:37 PM) GlyphGryph: You easily slice off his coin pouch
(08:55:42 PM) Stiric: ((That should make up for my losses.))
(08:55:46 PM) Ebru left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(08:55:47 PM) GlyphGryph: And tuck it into your bag
(08:56:35 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach, make a lass conversation roll
(08:56:45 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6, for what?
(08:56:45 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, for what?: 5 [1d6=5]
(08:56:56 PM) GlyphGryph: They were on the fence, but after a bit more hanging out
(08:57:11 PM) GlyphGryph: They decide your pretty cool, they can tuck some blankets in the corner of one of their rooms for you
(08:57:15 PM) GlyphGryph: No biggie
(08:57:46 PM) Boggotaruach: "Sweetzors", says Boggo. "Totally cool."
(08:57:50 PM) GlyphGryph: They say once they get into the city, they totally need to introduce you to their friends
(08:58:03 PM) GlyphGryph: If your a traveler and need a place to stay, they might be able to help
(08:58:09 PM) GlyphGryph: *you're
(08:59:01 PM) Nerislyassa: Totally.
(08:59:42 PM) ***Boggotaruach tells them he can't possibly take advantage of their well wishings, as long as your friend is badly hurt and in better need of said well wishings.
(08:59:54 PM) ***Stiric say's to Darvi, well if you need me i'll be staying in the nicest room this inn has.
(09:00:06 PM) Boggotaruach: But he will definitely take up their offer of introductions to friends.
(09:00:09 PM) Boggotaruach: Friends are good.
(09:00:22 PM) ***Darvi answers "isn't everything already booked, though?"
(09:00:41 PM) ***Stiric replies "Not if you have enough gold."
(09:00:50 PM) GlyphGryph: You talk to the inkeeper
(09:00:56 PM) GlyphGryph: He says everything is booked
(09:01:03 PM) GlyphGryph: you show him your gold
(09:01:16 PM) GlyphGryph: He says if you give him 30 you can have the servants room
(09:01:22 PM) Darvi: "Of course. You young lads just hafta waste all yer money instantly."
(09:01:26 PM) Stiric: ((Fuck))
(09:01:27 PM) GlyphGryph: If you give him 90, he'll bump the people in the two person suite
(09:01:35 PM) Stiric: ((How much do I have?))
(09:01:40 PM) Nerislyassa: ((What no))
(09:01:47 PM) GlyphGryph: 87
(09:01:47 PM) Darvi: Hurhurhur
(09:01:50 PM) Darvi: Dooo eeet
(09:01:51 PM) Darvi: aw
(09:01:58 PM) GlyphGryph: It comes with a free heated bath in the morning!
(09:01:58 PM) Stiric: ((Servants room it is!))
(09:01:59 PM) Boggotaruach: Haggle, man!
(09:02:02 PM) Boggotaruach: Haggle!
(09:02:06 PM) Stiric: ((Fine))
(09:02:08 PM) ***Darvi hands Stiric a handful of coins
(09:02:20 PM) Stiric: "Thanks friend."
(09:02:22 PM) Darvi: "Here. I owe ye this."
(09:02:27 PM) Darvi: 1d10
(09:02:28 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Darvi, 1d10: 9 [1d10=9]
(09:02:33 PM) Darvi: 0 coins :V
(09:02:35 PM) Darvi: 9
(09:02:51 PM) Stiric: "I'll take the two person suite, make sure you bring in food later."
(09:02:51 PM) GlyphGryph: heheh
(09:03:10 PM) GlyphGryph: The innkeeper nods, and gives you the key, going off to kick out the people he'd already given it to
(09:03:14 PM) Darvi: hurhurhr
(09:03:22 PM) GlyphGryph: Telling them there was an emergency, and he needed to refund them their 25 gold
(09:03:27 PM) Nerislyassa: ((NO I'M STILL WORKING))
(09:03:36 PM) Darvi: work in the barn :V
(09:03:38 PM) GlyphGryph: Nerislyassa
(09:03:38 PM) Boggotaruach: ((..."working"?))
(09:03:42 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll an idea roll
(09:03:51 PM) Stiric: "Darvi feel free to stay in the second room, you did help pay for it after all."
(09:04:10 PM) Nerislyassa: ((1 d 6?))
(09:04:14 PM) GlyphGryph: One room, two beds
(09:04:17 PM) GlyphGryph: Yes, Neris
(09:04:20 PM) Stiric: ((FORGET IT>))
(09:04:24 PM) Nerislyassa: 1d6 IDEA
(09:04:25 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Nerislyassa, IDEA: 1 [1d6=1]
(09:04:30 PM) Stiric: ((Oh that you said two rooms one bed for a second.))
(09:04:31 PM) Nerislyassa: :|
(09:04:38 PM) Stiric: ((*Shudders*))
(09:04:41 PM) GlyphGryph: Yer just gonna have to sleep with the guy
(09:04:44 PM) Darvi: "Thanks for tha offer. If ye keep yer grubby paws of me coins, yeah?"
(09:04:44 PM) GlyphGryph: No two ways about it
(09:04:48 PM) ***Darvi laughs
(09:04:57 PM) GlyphGryph: But wait!
(09:04:58 PM) ***Stiric grins "Of course, of course."
(09:05:04 PM) GlyphGryph: Roll an escape check to avoid the situation!
(09:05:12 PM) Nerislyassa: If he passed out already, I can do a bluff test in the morning.
(09:05:19 PM) Nerislyassa: NO I NEEDZ HIS GOLDZ
(09:05:21 PM) GlyphGryph: He doesn't appear to be passing out!
(09:05:22 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(09:05:24 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(09:05:32 PM) GlyphGryph: He keeps making his sobriety check damn it!
(09:05:39 PM) Darvi: continue your seductio rolls until he passes out!
(09:05:57 PM) Stiric: If you do not roll a 6 Gryph has to write out the scene!
(09:06:39 PM) Nerislyassa: 1d6 PLEASE BE A 6
(09:06:40 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Nerislyassa, PLEASE BE A 6: 1 [1d6=1]
(09:06:44 PM) GlyphGryph: D:
(09:06:45 PM) Nerislyassa: :|
(09:06:47 PM) Boggotaruach: hehehehe
(09:06:49 PM) Darvi: xD
(09:06:54 PM) Stiric: THE RANDOM NUMBER GOD HAS SPOKEN
(09:06:58 PM) GlyphGryph: You can't think of anything, and now he's off the bed and grabbing at you!
(09:07:02 PM) Stiric: YOU SHALL HAVE SEX WITH THIS MAN, HE DEMANDS IT.
(09:07:03 PM) Darvi: Haha, old chap!
(09:07:12 PM) GlyphGryph: He's pushing you on to the bed and demanding you have some fun time NAOW
(09:07:12 PM) Nerislyassa: I an seduce men, but I can't think of anything to do once I'm there.
(09:07:25 PM) Nerislyassa: ((As long as I get his money.))
(09:07:26 PM) GlyphGryph: He is humping your leg!
(09:07:28 PM) Nerislyassa: Is he smelly?
(09:07:35 PM) ***Stiric passes the room Neris is in on his way to his room.
(09:07:38 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(09:07:40 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 3 [1d6=3]
(09:07:49 PM) GlyphGryph: He barely passes his sobriety roll
(09:08:00 PM) Nerislyassa: IS HE SMELLY?!
(09:08:02 PM) GlyphGryph: YES
(09:08:09 PM) Stiric: ((May I roll a notice check? To see if I can notice the struggle.))
(09:08:11 PM) Darvi: SPOOOOORE!
(09:08:12 PM) GlyphGryph: BECAUSE HE IS COVERED IN BOOZE
(09:08:19 PM) GlyphGryph: Sure go ahead
(09:08:23 PM) Stiric: 1d6
(09:08:23 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Stiric, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(09:08:29 PM) GlyphGryph: You don't!
(09:08:31 PM) Darvi: Harharhar
(09:08:33 PM) Nerislyassa: IF he wasn't covered in booze, would he be smelly?
(09:08:33 PM) GlyphGryph: No one can help her now!
(09:08:35 PM) Stiric: ((Shit, i've done all I can.))
(09:08:39 PM) GlyphGryph: Not really, no
(09:08:46 PM) GlyphGryph: Nerislyassa's scene fades to black!
(09:08:51 PM) Nerislyassa: Then.. I'm okay with this.
(09:08:55 PM) Boggotaruach: aaaaaw..
(09:08:56 PM) Darvi: phew
(09:09:02 PM) Darvi: crysisover
(09:09:17 PM) Stiric: Thats what you get when you randomly seduce men in taverns.,
(09:09:17 PM) GlyphGryph: They do some stuff, he manhandles her for a while, finally gets his pants off but can't get it up and falls to sleep
(09:09:33 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(09:09:34 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 1 [1d6=1]
(09:09:34 PM) Nerislyassa: As long as his gold is mine, and I can blame it on the dragon...
(09:09:38 PM) Boggotaruach: "some stuff"
(09:09:44 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris is unharmed by the rough treatment
(09:09:48 PM) Nerislyassa: He's gay.
(09:10:03 PM) GlyphGryph: Now, you loot the room and leave or what?
(09:10:15 PM) Nerislyassa: No, I have to keep up appearances.
(09:10:24 PM) Nerislyassa: I don't leave, it's a nice room.
(09:10:29 PM) GlyphGryph: Loot the room, leave, and then come back?
(09:10:31 PM) Stiric left the room (quit: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(09:10:39 PM) GlyphGryph: After dumping it all in Stiric's bag when he's not paying attenting?
(09:10:43 PM) GlyphGryph: *attention
(09:10:50 PM) Nerislyassa: Yes.
(09:10:53 PM) GlyphGryph: Heheh
(09:11:01 PM) Nerislyassa: Blame it on the dragon.
(09:11:02 PM) Nerislyassa:
(09:11:03 PM) Nerislyassa: PROFIT
(09:11:11 PM) GlyphGryph: You run into Boggo carousing with some workers from the city
(09:11:14 PM) GlyphGryph: In the hallway
(09:11:27 PM) GlyphGryph: He says hello, do you let him introduce you to his friends?
(09:11:33 PM) Boggotaruach: 1d6, carousing
(09:11:34 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Boggotaruach, carousing: 5 [1d6=5]
(09:11:42 PM) Nerislyassa: Yeah.
(09:11:48 PM) Boggotaruach: ((just had too..)
(09:12:02 PM) Nerislyassa: Carrying a random bag o' loots
(09:12:13 PM) GlyphGryph: Boggotaruach has gained a level in carousing!
(09:12:18 PM) GlyphGryph: (not really)
(09:12:25 PM) Boggotaruach: ((aaaaaw))
(09:12:27 PM) GlyphGryph: He makes a great intro to his friends
(09:12:33 PM) GlyphGryph: They immediately think your just adorable
(09:12:42 PM) GlyphGryph: And sounds like a lot of fun
(09:12:50 PM) Darvi: WE'RE ALL ADORABLE SOCIOPAHTS!
(09:13:02 PM) Nerislyassa: NYMPHOMANIACS
(09:13:05 PM) GlyphGryph: One of the guys writes you his address on a piece of paper and asks you to let him take you to lunch tomorrow
(09:13:11 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(09:13:12 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 5 [1d6=5]
(09:13:21 PM) GlyphGryph: You ace your passive seduction roll
(09:13:26 PM) GlyphGryph: You just can't turn it off!
(09:13:27 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d6
(09:13:28 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d6: 4 [1d6=4]
(09:13:41 PM) Boggotaruach: ((...He just had a paper, ink and a quill on him?))
(09:13:44 PM) GlyphGryph: The guy isn't bad looking either, and he mentions he works as a banker in the city...
(09:13:53 PM) Nerislyassa: I agree.
(09:14:01 PM) Nerislyassa: I can tell he's a banker because he smells like gold.
(09:14:08 PM) GlyphGryph: And the paper was actually a contract he probably shouldn't have ripped a piece of paper off of
(09:14:11 PM) Boggotaruach: badumtssh!
(09:14:14 PM) GlyphGryph: but whatever!
(09:14:15 PM) Nerislyassa: I have a sixths sense about these things.
(09:14:24 PM) GlyphGryph: Heheh
(09:14:35 PM) Nerislyassa: Alls well that ends well. As in me with more gold!
(09:14:45 PM) GlyphGryph: Neris, roll your take!
(09:14:49 PM) Boggotaruach:
(09:14:52 PM) GlyphGryph: 1d80!
(09:14:53 PM) MrSnakeEyes: GlyphGryph, 1d80!: 23 [1d80=23]
(09:14:54 PM) ***Darvi starts singing a song
(09:15:01 PM) GlyphGryph: That doesn't count, you gotta roll it
(09:15:06 PM) Darvi: "More beer, more beer, all we want is more beer..."
(09:15:11 PM) Boggotaruach: ((a bawdy song?))
(09:15:11 PM) Nerislyassa: 1d80
(09:15:12 PM) MrSnakeEyes: Nerislyassa, 1d80: 5 [1d80=5]
(09:15:16 PM) GlyphGryph: HAHAHA
(09:15:17 PM) Nerislyassa: NO
(09:15:18 PM) Nerislyassa: NO WRONG
(09:15:22 PM) Darvi: xD
(09:15:22 PM) Boggotaruach: ehehehe
(09:15:30 PM) Darvi: Bad day for Neris I'm afraid
(09:15:42 PM) Nerislyassa: I needs moar...
(09:15:59 PM) GlyphGryph: You steal some valuables. Later you find out they are all crappy fake jewelry and worth almost nothing
(09:16:07 PM) GlyphGryph: And the guy worked pawning fake jewelry
(09:16:17 PM) GlyphGryph: You get 5gold worth of obviously imitation jewelry
(09:16:35 PM) Darvi: probably plastic
(09:16:51 PM) Boggotaruach: ((Our bluffer can totally sell it off as more expensive, though))
(09:16:58 PM) Nerislyassa: But hey, 5 gold is better than nothing.
(09:17:02 PM) Nerislyassa: Hopefully.
(09:17:10 PM) Darvi: Yeah, try bluffing
(09:17:27 PM) GlyphGryph: You return to the room when you're done?
(09:17:30 PM) Nerislyassa: Seduction is a form of bluffing.
(09:17:41 PM) Nerislyassa: Couldn't I seduce the buyer to give me more money?
(09:17:54 PM) Nerislyassa: Yeah, I return to the room.
(09:17:58 PM) Darvi: So what? Instead of seducing men into buying you jewelry, you seduce them into buying it from you
(09:18:06 PM) GlyphGryph: Heheh
(09:18:25 PM) Boggotaruach: you should definitely try
(09:18:29 PM) Nerislyassa: Yeah.
(09:18:36 PM) Boggotaruach: hopefully it will end up as awesomefunny as this time
(09:18:39 PM) GlyphGryph: "I'd just appreciate it SO much if you could help me raise money for my poor grandma, and I love to show appreciation *wink**wink*"
(09:18:42 PM) Nerislyassa: That's just how I roll.
(09:18:54 PM) Boggotaruach: badump psshh
(09:18:57 PM) Nerislyassa: Yeah.
(09:19:40 PM) Boggotaruach: So.
(09:19:43 PM) Boggotaruach: We're we at?
(09:19:52 PM) GlyphGryph: Meanwhile, the guy who got kicked out
(09:20:00 PM) GlyphGryph: Is confused as to where the money bag he stole from the drunk guy went
(09:20:03 PM) Nerislyassa: Plans to murder us all.
(09:20:08 PM) Nerislyassa: Aww.
(09:20:09 PM) GlyphGryph: The one that chick seduced
(09:20:22 PM) Nerislyassa: I bet he was the assassin who killed the Governor.
(09:20:25 PM) GlyphGryph: He finds the cut chord on his belt and swears
(09:20:32 PM) Nerislyassa: The guy who got kicked out.
(09:20:41 PM) Boggotaruach:
(09:20:59 PM) Boggotaruach: I bet he's the Big Bad
(09:21:06 PM) Darvi: Heheheh...
(09:21:06 PM) Boggotaruach: slumming it nd keeping it real
(09:21:11 PM) GlyphGryph: Everyone sleeps in comfort tonight!
(09:21:14 PM) Nerislyassa: Yeah.
(09:21:19 PM) GlyphGryph: Congratulations, you all get a character point!
(09:21:19 PM) Darvi: From nobody to nightmare, right?
(09:21:23 PM) Boggotaruach: ...what about the dragon?
(09:21:26 PM) Darvi: ding!
(09:21:34 PM) Nerislyassa: GlyphGryph's mind: Oh shit, they're on to me!
(09:21:34 PM) GlyphGryph: He gets to sleep with Boggo
(09:21:47 PM) Boggotaruach: ...but Boggos homophobic!
(09:21:55 PM) Nerislyassa: Yay. I'm putting my CP into pickpocketing, for added loots.
(09:21:59 PM) GlyphGryph: Someone you met tonight might be the big bad, but I'm not saying who!
(09:22:06 PM) GlyphGryph: *cough*Darvi*cough*
(09:22:10 PM) Boggotaruach: hehehe
(09:22:12 PM) Darvi: wut?
(09:22:15 PM) Darvi: LIES AND SLANDER!
(09:22:16 PM) Boggotaruach: Shorty
(09:22:20 PM) Boggotaruach: the Big Bad
(09:22:20 PM) GlyphGryph: Heheheh
(09:22:25 PM) Darvi: I am no way the big bad!
(09:22:28 PM) GlyphGryph:

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And then Neris's boyfriend rolled a 6 to determine how loud he snored. Critical snore!

[NewsMuffin]

From the OOC:
"IT IS NOW CYBER TIDES"
"I'm a gigantic Sperm Whale. Let's do this!"

Ah, this group is fun.

[GlyphGryph]

Added an side to episode 4

[NewsMuffin]

Ah, now that part makes more sense to me.

[GlyphGryph]

I've almost always got side stories going on the side - today there were only two, but thats the bare minimum!

[NewsMuffin]

Yeah, that's how you keep a story interesting, I guess.