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[Urist Imiknorris]

Also the spiders.

[CinnibarMan]

Also the spiders.

Your avatar makes this terribly appropriate.

[dirty foot]

Also the spiders.

You mean, the everything.

Everything there wants you dead. Everything.

[jaxy15]

If the next FB I see is an insect, I'll go kill myself.

[zakkeh]

If the next FB I see is an insect, I'll go kill myself.

If it's a blind caterpillar you'll be fine...Trust me on that

[jaxy15]

There is no next FB for me.
The one eyed alligator killed my military with the damn dust attack.

[Daetrin]

Also the spiders.

You mean, the everything.

Everything there wants you dead. Everything.

That describes all of DF, not just the HFS.

[MarcAFK]

Hey, we have fresh water crocs too, and don't forget the dropbears

[UnrealJake]

Hey, we have fresh water crocs too, and don't forget the dropbears

REALLY? The drop bears?

I wanted to say  that ='[

[GreatWyrmGold]

I thought Alligators were North America specific, whereas Australia is known for its salt-water crocodiles.

I think there is a species of gator that lives somewhere else...China?
If I'm remembering right, the aligator must be a dying breed-the last time Asia and North America were connected was 70 mya or so, meaning that in that time gators spread across North America and probably Asia, and are now extinct except in Florida and China.
So I'm probably remembering wrong.

Also the spiders.

You mean, the everything.

Everything there wants you dead. Everything.

Not the sheep.
Or the kangaroos.
Or the platypi, or even the snakes and spiders-those last two are just good at it.

[Mace]

Also the spiders.

You mean, the everything.

Everything there wants you dead. Everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE

[Byakugan01]

Actually, alligators are found on other continents. The chinese alligator for one, off the top of my head. But Australia doesn't have any. Not that it needs ANOTHER dangerous creature..

[dirty foot]

I thought Alligators were North America specific, whereas Australia is known for its salt-water crocodiles.

I think there is a species of gator that lives somewhere else...China?
If I'm remembering right, the aligator must be a dying breed-the last time Asia and North America were connected was 70 mya or so, meaning that in that time gators spread across North America and probably Asia, and are now extinct except in Florida and China.
So I'm probably remembering wrong.

Also the spiders.

You mean, the everything.

Everything there wants you dead. Everything.

Not the sheep.
Or the kangaroos.
Or the platypi, or even the snakes and spiders-those last two are just good at it.

Alligators are pretty much all over the place in southeast United States. I don't know about other countries though.

[MarcAFK]

I thought Alligators were North America specific, whereas Australia is known for its salt-water crocodiles.

I think there is a species of gator that lives somewhere else...China?
If I'm remembering right, the aligator must be a dying breed-the last time Asia and North America were connected was 70 mya or so, meaning that in that time gators spread across North America and probably Asia, and are now extinct except in Florida and China.
So I'm probably remembering wrong.

Also the spiders.

You mean, the everything.

Everything there wants you dead. Everything.

Not the sheep.
Or the kangaroos.
Or the platypi, or even the snakes and spiders-those last two are just good at it.

yes the platypodes want you dead, specifically the males whose poisonous spurs cause the most excruciating pain imaginable and the females because they produce the males that have the spurs which cause the most excruciating pain imaginable, ....D=
Sheep can be very aggressive at times similar to goats(not the fainting variety),Male kangaroos are vicious highly territorial especially the 2 meter tall 130Kg Red's who have been known to kill with a single kick or even their large claws.
and snakes and spiders can kill in self defence obviously but we have several species of each which can kill very quickly(though in most cases the bite fails to deliver any venom, or sufficently large quantities to cause death).
Also Magpies want you dead but the worst they can do is cause a minor bloody headwound.

[MarcAFK]

Also the spiders.

You mean, the everything.

Everything there wants you dead. Everything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE

LOL, i forgot about the sharks, octopus, jellyfish, cone snail, baby eating dingos, grumpy wombats, tasmanian devils, and BAD COMEDIANS, also deadly.
eeep, doublepost