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Naryar

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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2011, 12:55:25 pm »

Ignore the mandate, your baron will get a bad thought but still stay at ecstatic if you give him a good room. Problem solved.

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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2011, 02:23:15 pm »

Whatever happened to [ETHIC:MAKE_TROPHY_SAME_RACE:UNTHINKABLE]?  He thought it.  He must be put down.  For the sanctity of the Dwarven race, he must be cleansed by magma.
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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2011, 02:34:38 pm »

It would be so horrible if someone pulled that lever to the magma floodgate in his bedroom!

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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2011, 03:15:34 pm »

And this is why there shouldn't be material limitations for crafts and such.

Those dead dwarves are doing nothing with their bones or skin. Maybe have the game start with those items forbidden, but allow us to un-forbid for these exact circumstances. Maybe give an unhappy thought to the dwarfs that are near to, or enacting, the use of the item that's "unethical" as a trade-off.
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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2011, 03:35:45 pm »

Nah, it's cool, dwarven wine is made from fermented mushrooms.
Don't forget the dirt. I have it on a good, alcoholic authority that dwarven beer, ale, and wine contain large amounts of dirt.
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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2011, 03:57:27 pm »

Nah, it's cool, dwarven wine is made from fermented mushrooms.
Don't forget the dirt. I have it on a good, alcoholic authority that dwarven beer, ale, and wine contain large amounts of dirt.
And large pebbles, too. Act like icecubes. Give even more taste. Pitchblende turns brews a lovely glowing shade of green most of the time.
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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2011, 04:18:18 pm »

Does his preference say "He likes he"?
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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2011, 04:32:50 pm »

Don't have a sheriff, Captain of the Guard, or any fortress guard members; this will totally prevent justice from being carried out, so the only penalty is unhappy thoughts to the baron, which can be compensated for in the usual fashions. Note that if at any time in the future you do acquire a justice-related dwarf, the sentences that have gone unadministered will be carried out, and will likely involve deaths of targeted dwarves.

There is actually a consequence of ignoring mandates and the justice system nowadays. The offended noble sometimes takes matter in his own hands -literally- by assaulting the perceived offender. While this most likely doesn't harm the victim (the first couple of times), it might, if you get unlucky with the RNG.

Oh shit. My countess is a legendary axedwarf.

Most of the mandates are harmless, like bucklers, but she REALLY likes platinum. Which I have precious little of.
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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2011, 05:20:01 pm »

Urist McWiechlinghammer cancels fashion design: Out of 'special leather'.
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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2011, 05:54:30 pm »

Urist McPsychobaron cancels Follow ethics: sudden urge to see what a fell mood looks like.
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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2011, 08:13:43 pm »

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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2011, 08:30:18 pm »

Nah, it's cool, dwarven wine is made from fermented mushrooms.

That explains why everyone in my fortress is insane.
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« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2011, 08:30:28 pm »

[This has relevance.]

Reminds me of the white glove society from Fallout New Vegas
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Re: My baron wants dwarf leather clothes.
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2011, 10:48:21 pm »

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