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[Stworca]

You mean the version where you cannot succeed in defending yourself in court?
The swords still kill first and ask questions later, you just need to first raise them to 10+

[breadbocks]

So. While you're getting shot up or punched to death trying to get to that level, I'll be laughing my ass off.

Sorry, no go. You either get Burnt to give up his request for a sword guy, you give it up, or neither of you get the sword guy, and I end up happy.

Brotip: Don't argue with the LPer.

[Korbac]

Boring, check. Mutant, check. Female... ? XD

Hooray, I'm being useful! You probably know this, but if you don't immediately want me to make clothes, get me to sell shirts. Also, try to get everyone up to "activist" via liberal disobedience for the stat boosts it provides. 

[breadbocks]

I don't think you realize how good 4 tailoring is. He can disguise us in first rate death squad uniforms, easy. I'm making police uniforms for shits and giggles. And profits.

[Phantom]

Apparently I am a 15 year old transgender.

[breadbocks]

Yeeeah.... Sorry about the genders. I tried to set you all to male, but I couldn't change the female names. :shrug: So, until the sword thing is figured out, I'm ignoring them, and carrying on.

Anybody have any requests on actions before I get cracking?

[Phantom]

Murder a crackhouse!

[breadbocks]

I'm sorry, but I'm unable to kill locations yet.

[Phantom]

Erm.
What I meant was murder the gang occupying said location and revel in the loot and blood.

[justinlee999]

I'll be a thief looting the apartments for fame, money, and glory.

Just put my name as "Justin"

[breadbocks]

So, with the garment makers out of question, I was out of ideas. So I asked around. Of course my apprentice spine crusher, Phantom, was the first to respond. He said he was in a gang war with the crackhouse droogs, so he asked if I could help take em out. I'm happy to oblige.

Just one thing. Gotta suit up, and then mark turf after.

Nice to know I've still got my touch.

Things were going well until I got caught giving people lead enemas, and the Conservatives called in the death squads. We had to get out of there.

Even while we were out, there was still most of the rest of the gang to send the way of swiss cheese.

All we had to do was leg it to an alleyway, and we lost em. I was fine, thanks to the AK, but Phantom had a couple bruises, so I went in search of a full time nurse to hire, while the rest of the team did what they could to fix him up, which wasn't much.

So off to the park I went. I couldn't find a single doc, until I saw the golden opportunity. It was perfect. I couldn't believe I hadn't thought of it yet. I reached out, grabbed his arm, and said "Be quiet." I quickly shot my rifle a few times to scare off the rest of the crowd, and walked away. I'd found my doctor. Now I just needed to teach him how to be Liberal.

Day one. I spend 300 on loosening his mind. I start by calling him the same name I call myself.

Day three. The lies he held dear are falling apart around him.

Day eight. AT LAST! We have a medical doctor on our team. It cost a 300 investment, and I suspect it will pay back in dividends.

[End Update]

(So, I got a nice idea when I found out nobody had first aid. Thoughts?)

[justinlee999]

Run.

[breadbocks]

I want to see what Phantom wants done with his character, but I definitely think running will give better results. On the other hand, if we take the chance and come out on top, that's a huge amount of juice in my pocket.

[Phantom]

We'll die, we should leg it.

[breadbocks]

Huh. We were ninja enough to lose all of em with one go. You want to risk going back this update, or end it here?