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[Bdthemag]

You try to grab ye fireaxe but there is no fire axe to be found! Just kidding, you pick up ye Fire Axe and place it on the table. Using your Ipod you check you bank account and it seems you have exactely 50$ in your account at the moment, your not exactely rich after all.

You then check on google maps to find out where the nearest deparment stores are. It seems there is one a few blocks to the south, but why would you need to know this?

Your mode of transportation is your trusty Mountain Bike, you found it at a garage sale and have been using it ever since.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Because I want some cold packs (containing ammonium nitrate) (like 2$ for a box of 10), and potassium hydroxide (handmade soap ingredient).

If I can find any Sterno and kerosene or naptha I pick that up too.

Oh and I guess some powdered hobby dye might be cool too.

*whistles non-chalantly*

Do I have any booze at home?

[Bdthemag]

You try to recall if you have any beer in your home, wait a minute your Canadian of course you do.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Excellent.

I drink a beer.

Any hard stuff?

Canadians are known for Whiskey too eh!

[Demonic Spoon]

Survive

[Bdthemag]

You take a swig of beer, you feel great. You sit back down to watch some TV. You watch a graphic report on how Robots have become self-aware and are taking over all cities in the world, holy shit thank god you have beer.

[Demonic Spoon]

Survive

Yes, I'm quoting myself. My narcissism know no bounds.

[Bdthemag]

You succeed at surviving. You hear more explosions outside and a loud thumping noise outside your apartment room.

[Jack A T]

Sharpen the fireaxe

[Bdthemag]

You try to sharpen the fireaxe, but alas there is nothing to sharpen it on. You hear a loud scream coming from the room next to your's.

[Jack A T]

Politely axe down the door, and have a nice cup of tea.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Barricade the door.

[Bdthemag]

You axe down the door to the room next to your's. Everything seems fine, OH GOD WAIT THERES A ROBOT RIPPING A GUY'S ARM OFF. You run back to your room and you push a large cabinet infront of the door.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Ready yourself for combat with this robot.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Take a picture and update my twitter status.