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Author Topic: You are a Swordsman!  (Read 2809 times)

Aklyon

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2011, 09:33:15 pm »
You were too busy runnig away from the lawmen to check. After all, you only have a dagger, not a broadsword or a katana.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

elitetaco3519

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2011, 09:33:55 pm »
like the ninja your are sneak back.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2011, 09:36:37 pm »
We aren't trained for stealth, and the policemen have decent weaponry on them. You sure?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2011, 09:38:20 pm »
nope no ninja, not now...
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2011, 09:40:17 pm »
You trip on a golem and slide into the dirt. It wakes up angrily.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2011, 09:41:18 pm »
Scream vigorously while pushing Kalashnikov into one of its eyes and attempt to roll out of the way.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2011, 09:44:50 pm »
Use Kalashnikov to pry open it's head and remove it's scroll
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2011, 09:48:18 pm »
Kalashnikov shatters on impact with its eye. You run away strategically withdraw farther across the plains.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2011, 09:49:41 pm »
Crap! Complain on the game's fourms
then find a place to sleep, then find a sword on the marrow
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2011, 09:51:48 pm »
You arrive in the town of Jidrvi. there is a smith nearby, but he's guarded and scoffs at your Bobzing currency of small dried beans.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2011, 09:55:31 pm »
Look yonder for a sanctimonious thieves guild. Attempt robbery.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2011, 09:56:44 pm »
Quote from: CoughDrop on April 10, 2011, 09:55:31 pm
Look yonder for a sanctimonious thieves guild. Attempt robbery.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2011, 09:58:51 pm »
Attempting to locate the Thieves guild gets you stabbedeth.

YE BE DEAD.

You are now Zikra of Jidrvi, angry much-stolen-from smith. your ARMORY contains three katanas (traded for), 2 dead knave's knives, and 1 longsword.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2011, 10:08:32 pm »
Take thy application to thine fighter's guild.

Must be able to put thine rye on thy table.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2011, 10:11:06 pm »
Get job at fighters guild.
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