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Author Topic: You are a Swordsman!  (Read 2812 times)

DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2011, 12:03:53 am »

Travel yonder to ye old pube.

Slappith down a worn coin from thy Bobzing currency and call the keeper to fill thy cupe in mead.

Look to and fro the tavern for anyone who seems in dire need of some serious questing.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2011, 12:36:19 am »

Yonder pube is closed, it is Monday. Bobzing closes everything on mondays.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2011, 08:23:27 am »

Find and attempteth to slay thy fiend named Bobzing!
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2011, 10:27:46 am »

Nay! Findith Thy mayor of thine towne.
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Aklyon

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2011, 11:02:08 am »

Thou doth findeth the mayor after awhile.

He has been stabbethed before you could talk to him. Alas.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2011, 11:03:37 am »

Loot thine mayor for clues and treasures.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2011, 11:45:25 am »

Loot thine mayor for clues and treasures.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2011, 08:24:41 pm »

You take the dagger left in the mayor and leave your lame (yet named) stick behind.
NEW SWORD: (bloody) Assassin's Dagger.

Hmm, it IS dark out now, why not go find some money beside the little in your pocket?
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #23 on: April 10, 2011, 08:41:47 pm »

Wipe ye blood off of ye Assassin's Dagger
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2011, 08:57:28 pm »

It is now cleanish.
You hear a rumor of revolution in the next door town of Usa. That would be interesting to Swordsman in.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2011, 09:11:32 pm »

Name thy dagger: Kalashnikov!

Head to neighboring town and consult with ye fellow brothers in arms to find both profit and glory!
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2011, 09:28:36 pm »

To Usa, Kalashnikov! Worthy Swordsmanship awaits us there! (even though you are naught but a dagger)

There is...not really a revolution. just some drunken idiots attacking the police. You stab the idiots and dash off to the plains.
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2011, 09:29:48 pm »

Twas there loot!?
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2011, 09:30:31 pm »

back to the loot!
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Re: You are a Swordsman!
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2011, 09:32:14 pm »

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