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[Blade Master Model 42]

Nah, GWG's fine. 'twas our new baron who died.

Waaaaaaaiiiiiiit. GWG was supposed to be the Baron. What gives?

[Darvi]

I dunno, when I checked the nobles screen the Baronet position was vacant.

And none of his requirements are fulfilled either, save for the fine quarters.

[Blade Master Model 42]

I took away his dining room and throne room because the Dungeon Master was being super-douche.

[Dariush]

I can't guarantee any legendary qualities, but we have only one stonecrafter and blacksmith respectively, so I'll add you as both, okay?

Wait what? I want only one dorf.

[Darvi]

Yeah, and I'll give him blacksmithing and stonecrafting.

Check the sheet.

[Fen]

I will sign up for a turn and dwarvliness!
ideally I'd like a male dwarf that worships either Suton, Etur Diamondfingers, or Lisid, with bizarre preferences if possible. Other than those, whatever is fine.
As for profession, Engraver. Just sit underground and make carvings on the walls all day. Carvings of all the horrible, horrible things that have, or will, happen.

[Darvi]

GreatWyrmGold jus' approached me and asked when she was going to get her baronly quarters back.
I di'nt know she was supposed to be a bloody baroness, but Kohaku comfirms that she indeed is one, or used to be.
So I gave her the quarters of our recently deceased ol' new baron, which she seemed to be quite happy with.

Except that she didn't have any weapon racks and armor stands. What's a bloody noble doing with weapons?
It's not like they're going out to get themselves killed, as nice as it sounds.
Eh, I told our smiths to smelter some more gold and make some.
Don't want the nobility to be pissed off at me.



By Suton! She demands that we make her some earrings.
Damn nobles 'n their vanity!If we're unlucky our crafters don't even feel like doing any. Argh!



Ach, now we got a new mayor too! Time to get Kohaku a new room so that Lost Requiem can have the nice quarters reserved for mayors 'n expedition leaders.



Oh jolly, more migrants!


So, what am I supposed to do with the superfluous migrants now?

[Blade Master Model 42]

I think we agreed they were to be atom-smashed.

[Darvi]

Aight.

Also, does anybody want their dorf to be interviewed i.e. wanna see their stats?

[NotPete]

Aight.

Also, does anybody want their dorf to be interviewed i.e. wanna see their stats?

Me! Me! Over here! Pick Me!

[Darvi]

So, we got three newcomers.
Ayup. Only three. No more.
Anybody who claims otherwise is insane and to be ignored.
First, there's Lord Snow, tha Soap maker. Why would we need soap anyway? Eh, It's good for the hospital at least.
Then, there's Dariush, a smith and stonecrafter who brags about his legendary skills. If he's actually any good has to be seen.
Last, but not least, there's Fen the engraver. Engravers are, how would a human say, cool. Just like anybody who works with rock. Heh.

Also, Teep was complaining about how everybody calls her Pete. We had a little chat and now I think I seem to know her a little bit better.





Aight, time to show them their new quarters...


Oh carp.

KOHAKU!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
"What?"
We're under attack!
"What, already? But the danger room's not finished yet!"
I dunno what ye're talking about but get the military going or something!



SPORE YOU GWG THIS AIN'T THE TIME FOR MANDATES!



Zaerosz has been killed and has possessed jazy15! This is the end of the world!!!







The siege's finally over. Lets check the damage done...

Agarthachides, Lishain, Dohon, fallofthechosen, Patchy... Patchy? Oh Suton it's all my fault I should've never let her join the military whatdidIdo?

Kohaku says that it's okay. Better them than us. I guess she's right.

Rest in Pieces ya lot! Lets raise a beer for those brave dorfs who gave their lives for us!

Spoiler: Side Note: (click to show/hide)

I am the best talker ever.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aight.

Also, does anybody want their dorf to be interviewed i.e. wanna see their stats?

Me! Me! Over here! Pick Me!

I as well, please.

[Blade Master Model 42]

I'd like to have my dwarf interviewed also please.

And remember, she desired to be added to the military as a swordsdwarf.

[Darvi]

GWG I'm still working me arse off to get done with your previous mandate so don't make some more!!!!!! Dx$

Also, Dariush got lucky. His dorf has 13 Stonecrafting.

[GreatWyrmGold]

GWG I'm still working me arse off to get done with your previous mandate so don't make some more!!!!!! Dx$

Also, Dariush got lucky. His dorf has 13 Stonecrafting.

Sorry. 
...What's the mandate?