1st of Granite 128
I'm thirsty, so thirsty... I can't remember ever being so thirsty before in my life. I really need something to drink, preferably something with lots of alcohol in it. Where am I actually? Apearently in a dirty hole filled with geese and colorful mushrooms. There is a also a younf Goat covered in badger blood. Usually you won't get drunk of drinking blood, but with badgers you never know, so I start licking the goat. 'What in the name of Lisid the Untamed Choas is are you doing!?'
Stormfeather yells. I start cursing the unassertive dwarf and I fly to the corner of dirty room. 'Y-you.. you can t-talk'
he stutters. 'Of course I can talk you stupid recruit!'
I yell back. 'B-but, you ar-are a..'
He runs away, 'weirdo..'.
While drinking some more badger blood I wondered why he was so amazed by my abbility to talk. The goat ran away and I started to grasp him, only to realize you can't grasp a goat with wings. 'Wings? What in the name of Baros Graveburied are these wings doing on my body!?'.
I suddenly realize I am a freakin goose... A goose!? Grandpa laways told me not to get sober but he didn't tell me this was going to happen if a Dwarf did not get his hourly keg of beer!5th of Granite 128'This are the Fortress Defense Plans m'lord'
Kohaku give me the plans. I take a look at them and I quickly decide that I have no idea what is going on. 'This id the ballista?' 'No this is a wall, maybe I should expl-' 'I was just kidding, I understand the plans, you can go now'.
Kohaku leaves. I order Khift to get the manager. A few minutes later Kohaku comes in again. 'What are you diong here, I told you te leave' 'I am the manager...' 'Oh, yes, of course, we need a crapload more cages to defend the fortress' 'But if you take a look at the pl-' 'MORE CAGES! You decided that the goose should be the new Overseer, so stop complaining!'
24th of Granite 128
I flew around a bit, I finally understand the layout of the walls. Stuff is much clearer when you're high.
Also: 'Puppies!'
2nd of Slate 128
'Great Dwarves of Rinsewind! I have an important anouncement for you! We have access to the godly magma!'
I opened my eyes again so I can see all the magmagasming beards inb front of me. There weren't any... 'Aren't you happy we have magma?'
The dwarves went back to their workshops. 'Jamini, why aren't they happy?' 'We have acces to magma since the first year, didn't you read the exOverseer's reports?' 'Bugger of you worthless Engraver, of course I knew, I just forget'
I really should have prepared myself better for this job. This also explains the missing blacksmiths, they were down there all the time. -sigh-16th of Slate 128'Your Royal Geesnes-' 'Stop calling me like that >.>' 'Oh, ok. Your bismuth bronze thrones are placed in your room!' 'Thanks you Truan, now-' 'Shouldn't you lead the fortress? Give us order or something?' 'I can't give orders wothout a comfy chair'
He is right though, Maybe I should order something productive, securing the west bank seems like a good plan to me. We have a lot of migrants, I'v ordered the bookkeeper to write all of their names on a keg of beer.AdeleneDawner
Alastar
Alialli
billybobfred
ChocoRokk
Crazy Cow
Deathsword
Dohon
Dohon
Dradym
Fniff
Jamini
jazy15
Jeoshua
Lord Snow
Lost Requiem
MonkeyHead
SlimyMarmot
Slugman
Sonlirain
Sting_Auer
Torgan
xordea
'Kohaku..' 'What?' 'Why are there two Dohons on the keg?' 'Two of the arriving migrants called themselves Dohon' 'Oops..' 'Shall I give one of them another name?' 'No, there is no way to know which one is the real Dohon'
And that is why we have two Dohons in the fortress now.--AAAAH so many dwarves to give the right jobs with DwarfTherapist. I'll be busy with that for a while--