Dwarf Mechanic: I solve practical problems.
Going to try foor a full transcipt kinda thing.
*MEET THE MECHANICS*
(Cut to a dwarven mechanics sitting on a barrel in front of a wall, taking a long pull from a barrel of beer before putting it down.)
Hey look, pink-skin, I'm an mechanics. And that means I solve problems.
(A dart landed right next to him)
Not problem like "Are nobles useful?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of playstyle.
(Two bolts landed next to his head)
I solve practical problem.
(Took another pull from the barrel. A battlecry from an approaching goblin silenced by a thud and crunching sound).
Fr'instance.
(Camera sees a kobold approaching from the left corridor).
How am I going to stop some annoying green little elvse hubbard from dividing me into two dwarves?
(The kobold lounges, right before a massive hammer crushes it into the ground).
The answer?
(The sound of a sword swing, followed by the sound of something squishy landing).
Use a trap.
(Sound of trap resetting with a click).
And if that don't work...
(At a distance an increasing volume of the battlecry of goblins can be heard, followed by another click)
Use more traps.
(The sound of battlecry turns to screams of terror, then silence. A goblin's head rolls into view)
Like this floor mounted artifact weapons trap, designed by me...
(Kicks the goblin's head into it, and it gets impaled on a spike).
Build by me...
(Camera changes to a view of a troll charging at the mechanic, who promptly get evicerated by several serated steel disk)
And you best hope... not right under you.
(Camera zooms along the corridor towards the entrance as it captures scene of goblins, trolls, kobolds and elves getting pulverized, incinerated, drowned, impaled, blended, crushed, thrown, dropped and bridge-atomized by numerous traps)