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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15524 times)

Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #180 on: April 10, 2011, 10:45:57 pm »
You spring to your feet and slash one of the spear-lizards across the neck, quickly killing him. The third one kicks you to the floor again, but one of your soldiers stabs him and kicks the other off the wall. The Confederacy of tongues have arrived, and are fighting the Pizzards still on the ground as your troops try to shake them off the walls.

Location: ON DAH FLOOR

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Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered With Poison, Very Little Left!)(Covered With Blood)

Enemy presence: Not close to you, yet.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #181 on: April 10, 2011, 10:47:11 pm »
GET OFF THE FLOOR!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #182 on: April 10, 2011, 10:52:29 pm »
You are now off DAH FLOOR

Location: On the palisade, near the 'keep'

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #183 on: April 10, 2011, 11:02:22 pm »
Attack.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #184 on: April 10, 2011, 11:02:36 pm »
ATTUCK WUT
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #185 on: April 10, 2011, 11:03:07 pm »
EXIT GAME
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #186 on: April 10, 2011, 11:03:14 pm »
THE ENEMY!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #187 on: April 10, 2011, 11:03:37 pm »
You Exit the game. You explode. You go back in time. You are playing the game.
Also, remember the game you're not supposed to think about? HEHEHEHHEHE

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #188 on: April 10, 2011, 11:04:12 pm »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #189 on: April 10, 2011, 11:04:32 pm »
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #190 on: April 10, 2011, 11:04:52 pm »
WITH THE SWORD!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #191 on: April 10, 2011, 11:06:05 pm »
YOU CANT BECAUSE THEN YOU'D RUN INTO AN ENTIRE SQUAD OF SPEAR-LIZARDS THAT WOULD RELIEVE YOU OF ALL YOUR SEXUAL ORGANS VIA THE STEEL TIP OF A SPEAR!
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« Reply #192 on: April 10, 2011, 11:06:30 pm »
CUT THE SPEARS THEN!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #193 on: April 10, 2011, 11:06:42 pm »
ATTACK LONE PIZZARD.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #194 on: April 10, 2011, 11:08:08 pm »
MAKE A SENSIBLE COMMAND BEFORE I EAT YOUR FAMILY PLZ
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