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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15428 times)

adwarf

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #135 on: April 10, 2011, 03:30:30 pm »
Quote from: elitetaco3519 on April 10, 2011, 03:19:26 pm
Send a runner asking for help!

NO TIME WE MUST HOLD HERE WE WILL SHOW THEM OUR PEASENT MIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #136 on: April 10, 2011, 03:31:12 pm »
It's "Peasant"
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« Reply #137 on: April 10, 2011, 03:36:05 pm »
Quote from: Taricus on April 10, 2011, 03:31:12 pm
It's "Peasant"

I know we are uneducated lizards after all
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #138 on: April 10, 2011, 04:37:19 pm »
What are you talking about? Everyone in the village is aware of proper spelling and grammar.

You send lizards to create spears for the militia. As you sit in a corner to contemplate how doomed you are, you see a company from the Confederacy of Tongues arriving! they will be here in four turns.

The Pizzard Lizards arrive in two turns
The Confederacy of Tongues will arrive in four turns

Militia:
4\5 of the town training, 1\5 creating bows
Low-Medium palisade w/ archer platforms
Burning beacon, so far: Confederacy of Tongues alerted
Battle PREEESSSTTTTT

Militia armory:
Basic Farming Equipment
Hunting bows
Arrows(sufficient)
spears
Poison coating

Intel:
The Pizzards:
Have a raiding party comprised of light lizard infantry, armed with spears and light mail.
Have a small amount of archers armed with hunting bows. to aid the spear-men.
Are lead by an unknown leader, probably some young'un out to prove himself.

Make your final preparations, this may get ugly.
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #139 on: April 10, 2011, 04:44:13 pm »
Ah ha! Your talking to the guy who defeated 1000 goths with an army of 300 frankish troops, I know how to defend a sieg! Place the spearmen at a weak point, of none exists, make one, then position the troops on in a v formation on the said weakpoint. When they come chargeing in, thell find nothing but spears and a hail of posined arrows
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #140 on: April 10, 2011, 04:57:06 pm »
I'm talking to the guy who can't spell siege, mate.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #141 on: April 10, 2011, 05:24:08 pm »
E's ar for poor popl
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #142 on: April 10, 2011, 05:29:02 pm »
I guess correct spelling is for the weak then.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #143 on: April 10, 2011, 05:43:13 pm »
Quote from: elitetaco3519 on April 10, 2011, 05:24:08 pm
E's ar for poor popl
Actually, you would have to be more wealthy in order to afford E's. Sir, I believe you are quite the pauper.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #144 on: April 10, 2011, 05:45:13 pm »
If Es are for the rich, drop a big pile of
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At the front gate to act as a distraction, keeping it right in your line of fire for archers.
Also booby-trap the surrounding area around the riches.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #145 on: April 10, 2011, 07:09:13 pm »
Arm the all of the milita have the archers get up on to the wooden platforms, and try to stay out of sight position the spear lizards at any weak points in hidden positions s as to ambush them if they break through have the lizards equiped with farm equipment stay out of any arrow fire on the sides of the entrance
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #146 on: April 10, 2011, 07:41:21 pm »
Make Bronze Cauldron with the Bronze the Dorf's traded you last Summer. Boil water in the cauldron. Put Cauldron on top of expected point of arrival, with a fire under it. When Pizzards arrive, dump it on them!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #147 on: April 10, 2011, 08:59:21 pm »
You set E shaped spikes covered by leaves around the town for defense. The Pizzards are almost here! You better make your final preperations!

The Pizzard Lizards arrive in ONE TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Confederacy of Tongues will arrive in three turns

Militia:
4\5 of the town training, 1\5 creating bows
Low-Medium palisade w/ archer platforms
Burning beacon, so far: Confederacy of Tongues alerted
Battle PREEESSSTTTTT
E-shaped spike traps

Militia armory:
Basic Farming Equipment
Hunting bows
Arrows(sufficient)
spears
Poison coating

Intel:
The Pizzards:
Have a raiding party comprised of light lizard infantry, armed with spears and light mail.
Have a small amount of archers armed with hunting bows. to aid the spear-men.
Are lead by an unknown leader, probably some young'un out to prove himself.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #148 on: April 10, 2011, 09:02:03 pm »
Quote from: adwarf on April 10, 2011, 07:09:13 pm
Arm the all of the milita have the archers get up on to the wooden platforms, and try to stay out of sight position the spear lizards at any weak points in hidden positions s as to ambush them if they break through have the lizards equiped with farm equipment stay out of any arrow fire on the sides of the entrance
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #149 on: April 10, 2011, 09:02:54 pm »
Close the gates, lock any non-combatants up for their own safety and prepare for battle.
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