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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15101 times)

Ochita

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2011, 03:49:25 pm »

Make some more bows, add platforms to the palisade.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #91 on: April 09, 2011, 04:52:34 pm »

The village continues to reinforce the palisades as you continue to train the militia. The palisades are now at Low-Medium strength. Lizzy returns, and reports that the Pizzards:
Have a raiding party comprised of light lizard infantry, armed with spears and light mail.
Have a small amount of archers armed with hunting bows. to aid the spear-men.
Are lead by an unknown leader, probably some young'un out to prove himself.
The Pizzard Lizards arrive in six turns

Inv:
Bronze sword(Trained)(Poison Coated)

Militia:
4\5 of the town training, 1\5 assisting you with preparation
Low-Medium palisades
Burning beacon, so far: no effect

Militia armory:
Basic Farming Equipment
Hunting bows(small amount)
Arrows(sufficient)
Poison coating

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The Pizzards:
Have a raiding party comprised of light lizard infantry, armed with spears and light mail.
Have a small amount of archers armed with hunting bows. to aid the spear-men.
Are lead by an unknown leader, probably some young'un out to prove himself.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #92 on: April 09, 2011, 04:55:40 pm »

Keep reinforcing it, making sure that it can't be climbed over. Draft some more archers formally.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #93 on: April 09, 2011, 04:56:28 pm »

Draft some more archers formally.
Need bows and ammunition for moar archers
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #94 on: April 09, 2011, 04:57:04 pm »

Engrave the fence so that it menaces with spikes of non-climbing.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #95 on: April 09, 2011, 04:57:22 pm »

Draft some fletchers then.
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« Reply #96 on: April 09, 2011, 04:58:36 pm »

Send a recon patrol out to the countryside to anyone who lives out in the sticks visibly to alert them to come to protection.  Take horses and cows from the local farmers for their protection along with their families.

Try to use the horses for light cavalry.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #97 on: April 09, 2011, 04:58:52 pm »

My god, you people and your palisade. Your weapons are lack-luster yet you strive for a military grave wall.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #98 on: April 09, 2011, 05:00:07 pm »

CAn't exactly manufacture more at this moment...

Also fireproof the wall and the village.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #99 on: April 09, 2011, 05:01:54 pm »

Make some more bows, add platforms to the palisade.
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« Reply #100 on: April 09, 2011, 05:02:01 pm »

Also, we have no real melee weapons.

Make wooden spears now.  Super easy to make.  Longer spears then they have.

To save time we don't even have to sharpen them if we can use anything sharp and metal to enhance them.   Tie kitchen knives to the ends of sticks if we have to.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #101 on: April 09, 2011, 05:02:22 pm »

My god, you people and your palisade. Your weapons are lack-luster yet you strive for a military grave wall.
Well, if you aren't prepared for a fight, be a turtle instead. The stronger our wall is the more spare time we have to get the militia in order when the Pizzards arrive.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #102 on: April 09, 2011, 05:07:11 pm »

Strategy hat sez:

Put archers on high platforms, build 2 enterances for the palisaide, get spear-horsemen.

Use archers on enemy spearmen.

Use horsemen on enemy archers.  Retreat horsemen once mop-up is complete.   Hold spearmen in reserve in the walls, and get them to swarm out after all archers have died.   Continue firing arrows until your spearmen get into position to attack head-on, with remaining horsemen hitting them from the side.

Additionally, start making some siege defence.   Giant caldrons of boiling water or oil are required.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #103 on: April 09, 2011, 07:21:26 pm »

Make many small pits outside the pallisade filled with sharpened, poison-coated wooden stakes, and conceal the pits with a covering of grass, reeds, sticks, etc. Make sure our lizards know where they are.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #104 on: April 09, 2011, 07:46:37 pm »

I'm a bit confused. I can't imagine a giant lizard riding a horse. I just can't.


Actually, how big are we?


Also, create leather armour for the militia.
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