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[Taricus]

Obtain Multiple Lizard Families.

Declare yourself Alpha Male.

[Criptfeind]

Obtain Multiple Lizard Families.

Declare yourself Alpha Lizard.

[Megaman]

You obtain several females, and *censored* OH BABEH *censored* *moaning*

You finally ran out of white lizard solvent. Also the celebration is over.

Inv:
Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered in Blood)
Wood shield(Untrained)(Cut and Dented From Battle)
Sprangenhelm(Unscathed, Besides Minor Scratches and Dirt on it)
Leather Peasant Outfit(Worn)

Known locations:
Home Village(You're a Hero!)
Tang-Town(Confederacy of Tongues)(Recognition as Peasant Hero)

Status:
Perfectly Fine, out of breath

Fame:
Massive in Home Village
Minor in Tang-Town

Companions:
None

[Criptfeind]

Settle down to life of milking this for all it is worth.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Settle down to life of milking this for all it is worth.

Yeah we've pretty much hit the ultimate victory condition for this game.

[Megaman]

Wat, you don't want to kill the man who killed your father? I've only been running this for eighteen paaagggeeeessss  .

[noah22223]

Wat, you don't want to kill the man who killed your father? I've only been running this for eighteen paaagggeeeessss  .

Throw large copper dagger at person you don't trust. When fellow lizards question you, say he killed your father.

[Criptfeind]

Wat, you don't want to kill the man who killed your father? I've only been running this for eighteen paaagggeeeessss  .

You can end it now and it will join the lofty ranks of the three other games that have been completed. Don’t you want to be remembered for completing a game rather then forcing a sub par game to go past it’s prime?

[quip]

We must be the laziest forum gamers ever.

'What, revenge? Nah, I've already got some minor fame and a lizzard harem, I'm living the good life here!'

[mainiac]

You could start a new thread that takes place five years later after the man who killed your father comes back and kills your harem.  It could be called YOU ARE LIZARD 2: The Quest for a Second Harem.

[Taricus]

Nnnnaaaaaahhhhhh. Just bring them with us.

[Darvi]

As a personal cheerleading squad? That will only make us look like a scaly douche.

[Taricus]

As our bodyguards.

[Darvi]

As meatshields?

[Taricus]

As highly trained henchlizards. They may need a bit of training though.