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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15089 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #150 on: April 10, 2011, 09:03:27 pm »
Reinforce EVERYTHING! We must stay as not-dead as possible until our reinforcement CoT people arrive!

Also what Taricus said.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #151 on: April 10, 2011, 09:05:22 pm »
Ok I quess an actual strategy is dumb then
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #152 on: April 10, 2011, 09:06:04 pm »
Not really, just yours is  ;)
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #153 on: April 10, 2011, 09:06:43 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on April 10, 2011, 09:06:04 pm
Not really, just yours is  ;)
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #154 on: April 10, 2011, 09:07:44 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on April 10, 2011, 09:06:04 pm
Not really, just yours is  ;)
:l :l :l
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #155 on: April 10, 2011, 09:14:32 pm »
Well the suspense is killing me, so I guess it won't hurt to update right now!

THE PIZZARDS! THEY ARE HEEEERRREEEE

You order your lizards to close the gates and keep all the non-combatants inside.

COMBAT MODE INITIATTTEEEE

You are atop of the palisades, your archers are exchanging bow barrages with the Pizzard Lizards, their force is three times as large as yours is. The traps have started ensnaring some of the Pizzards, and they are moving forward slightly slower. Your spear-lizards are not yet fighting.

The Confederacy of Tongues will come to aid you in two turns

Location: Atop the palisades, near the makeshift keep

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Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered with Poison)
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #156 on: April 10, 2011, 09:16:52 pm »
Keep it going. Get ready to throw the troops into any breach.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #157 on: April 10, 2011, 09:16:58 pm »
Archers are to focus on the enemy archers first, any attacker at te gate second and anybody else last.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #158 on: April 10, 2011, 09:17:11 pm »
order the spears to form a V formation at the gate.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #159 on: April 10, 2011, 09:21:26 pm »
You keep your defense going, and order your archers to take out the hostile archers first. A line of Pizzard ladder-lizards get to the wall and set up their ladders! They begin scaling up with their swords.

The Confederacy of Tongues will come to aid you in one turn

Location: Atop the palisades, near the makeshift keep

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Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered with Poison)

Enemy presence: sword-armed ladder-lizards(Scaling up the wall!)
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #160 on: April 10, 2011, 09:23:44 pm »
throw poison at them!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #161 on: April 10, 2011, 09:23:58 pm »
Ahahha, no.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #162 on: April 10, 2011, 09:24:43 pm »
Ok, then just attack them as they come up.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #163 on: April 10, 2011, 09:26:04 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on April 10, 2011, 09:24:43 pm
Ok, then just attack them as they come up. with an awesome lizzard battle cry!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #164 on: April 10, 2011, 09:53:35 pm »
You yell at your spear-lizards to stab off the ladder carriers, but they are slowly breached through! some of the Pizzard spear-lizards on the the palisade! Your spear-lizards are trying to fight them off, and some of them are charging right at you! You run into the keep and close the door with it's cheap latch, but it won't hold long! Oh and the confederacy should be here. You wouldn't know, you're stuck in the keep.

Location: In the palisade 'keep'

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Bronze Sword(Trained)(Covered with Poison)

Enemy presence: spear-man force, pouring on the wall!
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