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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15052 times)

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2011, 09:27:22 pm »
Near the VAGUE THING.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2011, 09:31:54 pm »
You go in the direction of a Vague Thing. It was a giant dragon. You get quickly eaten. Your village gets destroyed by the Pizzards. Everyone is killed, and the town is burned. It was only one step for the Pizzards, who quickly turn much the world into a flaming hell of rubble, and enslaved all survivors.
YOU HAVE FAILED

You go back in time. You stand dazed at some stupid idea that flies past your mind. Oh, right, Pizzards, errrrr...

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2011, 09:33:43 pm »
FIND YE QUEST?
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2011, 09:34:15 pm »
Quote from: Twi on April 08, 2011, 09:33:43 pm
FIND YE QUEST?
FIND YE GUEST WITH YE QUEST.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2011, 09:37:15 pm »
You are already a proprietor of a quest. Apparently, there are some MEAN OL' PIZZARDS trying to KILL YO LIZARDS.
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Twi

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2011, 09:38:09 pm »
Assemble the FIGHTERS OF LIZARD VILLAGE to fend off these PIZZARDS!
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2011, 09:39:28 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on April 08, 2011, 09:24:26 pm
Where shall you look for these FIGHTERS OF LIZARDRY you speak of?
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2011, 09:40:41 pm »
In ye LIZARD VILLAGE, of course.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2011, 09:42:02 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on April 08, 2011, 09:24:26 pm
Where shall you look for these FIGHTERS OF LIZARDRY in ye LIZARD VILLAGE you speak of?
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2011, 09:43:20 pm »
God damn it.

Just run. Come back in a month when we are level fifteen are so and can take any number of these chumps.
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Ale and Axes

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2011, 09:45:00 pm »
Agree. Let them waste the village so we can come back later at the start of the revenge arc.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2011, 09:45:10 pm »
You run away from your responsibilities. Unfortunately, you get destroyed when the Pizzards turn much of the world into a flaming hell of rubble.
YOU HAVE FAILED
Just get that bloody militia up already, I don't have all day.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2011, 09:46:13 pm »
Press Esc.

Hit end.

Hit yes I want to end without saving.

Return game to store.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2011, 09:48:06 pm »
You do so. You take a nice nap when you get home. Wait, is that-
The game is on your desk.
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Re: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD BUT THE GAME STARTED HAUNTING YOU!
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2011, 09:49:33 pm »
Oh well, no need to play it. Get on with life, grow older, marry, have kids, send them to college, die, ect.
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