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Author Topic: YOU USED TO BE LIZARD! YOU SHOULD NOW PLAY YOU ARE LIZARD 2!  (Read 15087 times)

noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #120 on: April 09, 2011, 09:13:26 pm »

Did you even read that post before?
You keep posting as im typing! D:
EDIT: Send a runner to scout out how long until the Tounges are here. Also, have one more count out how much food we have, incase they besiege us.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2011, 09:17:41 pm by noah22223 »
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #121 on: April 09, 2011, 09:18:01 pm »

i say keep on the wall and convert the farm equipment into something more useful
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #122 on: April 09, 2011, 09:19:12 pm »

i say keep on the wall and convert the farm equipment into something more useful
Agreed.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #123 on: April 09, 2011, 09:23:15 pm »

Set up tar traps in the fields approaching our palisade.
Create some fire-arrows using tar, straw, and tweed to keep it together.
Annddd boil water in cauldrons  to drop on them when they get close.
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noah22223

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #124 on: April 09, 2011, 10:13:26 pm »

Go to nearest tree, have it chopped down, and have it fashioned into spears that are little more then pointy sticks.
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adwarf

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #125 on: April 09, 2011, 10:56:23 pm »

Dig random holes around the village, and connect them. Fill them with tar  to be lit be fire arrow.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #126 on: April 10, 2011, 12:44:58 am »

Dig a ditch around the palisade. It shall be our moat when we fill it with the blood of our enemies.
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #127 on: April 10, 2011, 10:29:18 am »

Go to nearest tree, have it chopped down, and have it fashioned into spears that are little more then pointy sticks.
pray tho the lizard god(s) that a random creeper doesnt appear.
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Stone Wera

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #128 on: April 10, 2011, 10:32:05 am »

Go to nearest tree, have it chopped down, and have it fashioned into spears that are little more then pointy sticks.
pray tho the lizard god(s) that a random creeper doesnt appear.

I agree with the praying idea. In fact, let's have a priest shout prayers at the top of his lungs during the battle.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2011, 11:26:31 am by Stone Wera »
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Atilliano

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« Reply #129 on: April 10, 2011, 11:23:37 am »

send our best fighter and let him challenge the leader of the pizzards, this will give us some more time to prepare, maybe 1-2 turns. If we have any oil, sprinkle it in a big circle around the village, set atop the archery platforms some burning wood so they have fire arrows and let them fire on the circle of oil around the village when the pizzards run on it towards the village.

Edit: make the lizard priest make an offering to sholl-llorith-hithoth, the spider-queen (goddess), and beg her to send a giant spider to assist you in the coming battle.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2011, 11:33:49 am by Atilliano »
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Megaman

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #130 on: April 10, 2011, 02:43:49 pm »

I GO TO SLEEP FOR EIGHT HOURS AND IT'S THIS LOW ON THE PAGE COUNT???

You assign one of the most pious militia man as the BATTLE PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESCHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also the bows are done. Your bow-lizards are now fully armed.

The Pizzard Lizards arrive in three turns

Militia:
4\5 of the town training, 1\5 creating bows
Low-Medium palisade w/ archer platforms
Burning beacon, so far: Confederacy of Tongues alerted
Battle PREEESSSTTTTT

Militia armory:
Basic Farming Equipment
Hunting bows
Arrows(sufficient)
Poison coating

Intel:
The Pizzards:
Have a raiding party comprised of light lizard infantry, armed with spears and light mail.
Have a small amount of archers armed with hunting bows. to aid the spear-men.
Are lead by an unknown leader, probably some young'un out to prove himself.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2011, 03:51:02 pm by Megaman »
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adwarf

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #131 on: April 10, 2011, 03:06:41 pm »

MAKE SPEARS< AND BOWS
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Taricus

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #132 on: April 10, 2011, 03:07:58 pm »

Build more palisade and bows.
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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #133 on: April 10, 2011, 03:10:13 pm »

Go around the village shouting propoganda.

Gosh those Pizzard Lizzards are weak!
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elitetaco3519

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Re: YOU ARE LIZARD!
« Reply #134 on: April 10, 2011, 03:19:26 pm »

Send a runner asking for help!
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