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Author Topic: Session 7: REBOOT  (Read 8086 times)

Blackdutchie

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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #60 on: April 14, 2011, 10:11:41 am »
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A young girls stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 11th of July, is this girls sixteenth birthday! Though it was three years ago she was given a name, she has politely allowed you to guess at it?

Doesn't look like thirteen to me

Anyway: Consult Ouijia Board about current situation
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #61 on: April 14, 2011, 10:48:26 am »
Whoops.

Well, I made a mistake. Stupid Homestuck sense of age...

Anyway, still not old enough...

Old enough for marjiauna though! Find the stash!
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« Reply #62 on: April 14, 2011, 12:05:32 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on April 14, 2011, 07:22:29 am
Write insulting letter to David Cameron, then come down and meet your parents and sister who are alive. Then talk with them because you are friends.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #63 on: April 14, 2011, 12:09:19 pm »
Since it's london, she is old enough to drink? Isn't the general european thing 16?
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #64 on: April 14, 2011, 12:17:35 pm »
18. That is a minimum drinking age. 16 year olds getting pissed legally? Not on old Big Brother's watch.

Oh yeah, complain about all the bloody cameras to mum. She doesn't like them either.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #65 on: April 14, 2011, 12:18:14 pm »
You can drink with 16 here.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #66 on: April 14, 2011, 12:32:44 pm »
Oh. Somewhere has to get it's laws in order.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #67 on: April 14, 2011, 12:34:33 pm »
Wouldn't help. Kids start drinking with 12 anyway.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #68 on: April 14, 2011, 12:37:23 pm »
I don't drink, and Ireland bests Somewhere in tea consumption by one place.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #69 on: April 14, 2011, 01:14:15 pm »
Talk with loving family, get drunk, waltz into parliment insaulting all the MP's, blow up parliment, eat candy, go to bed.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #70 on: April 14, 2011, 01:27:01 pm »
Quote from: quip on April 14, 2011, 01:14:15 pm
Spectra: Talk with loving family, get drunk, waltz into parliment insaulting all the MP's, blow up parliment, eat candy, go to bed.

Fixed that for you
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #71 on: April 14, 2011, 02:35:29 pm »
Tie your damn shoes. You look like white trash.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #72 on: April 14, 2011, 03:14:59 pm »
Quote from: Ricky on April 14, 2011, 02:35:29 pm
Tie your damn shoes. You look like white trash.

No. Go barefoot instead. And then set your strife specibus to shoekind.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #73 on: April 14, 2011, 05:28:51 pm »
When the demon or whatever other horrible thing inevitably pops up when you use the Ouija board, attempt to covert it to Islam.

If it sucks you into another world or something, start some sort of death cult.
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Re: Session 7: REBOOT
« Reply #74 on: April 15, 2011, 05:48:52 pm »
>Spectra: Drink rum



But the rum is gone! Why is the rum always gone? Oh right, because there was never in rum in the first place. Silly you. You suppose you could go buy some but the store is a long ways away and besides you have many interesting things to do yet like paint your nails or read a book or try to talk with your dead gramma again or call your Father...

Speaking of Father...

>Spectra: Be sad



Your Father is out getting supplies for... something. You guess maybe there's a bad storm coming or a earthquake or something. You didn't pay alot of attention. Something about "fire from the sky" and "changing place". You don't know what he was going on about. He's a bit of a conspiracy theorist...

>Spectra: Spread misery to chum



You decide to tell a friend about how sad you are. You couldn't care less about your opinion but if you tell someone maybe the irrational hurt will go away somehow?

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>Spectra: Be the american girl



You are now the american girl.

What is her name?
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