Durph
Spawn a basilisk artillery vehicle
You don't need to tell me, that's how Non-aimed attacks go
Anyways, you spawn a basilisk and load in a earthshaker round, and fire [1]And this is why you shouldn't trust bullshit from Mars, as the round explodes before it even leaves the barrel [2]Blowing you up, 3 damage
FIRE MAH RAINBOW DEATH LASER BEAM AT MAH KILLER LAST TURN, EX-KIRBY.
WHILE HOLDING DOWN SHIFT
AND SAYING SOMETHING EVEN COOLER THAN HE SAID IF I SCORE A HIT/KILL, ONLY IN DINOSAUR-SPEAK
YOU FIAH A RAINBOW DEATH LAZOR BEAM AT EX-KIRBY [6]AND DO 3 DAMAGE TO HIM
[2] "BLAHSIZHYIDFYAIDHADIYWAEU", SOUNDS WAY SHITTIER THEN HIS DOMINATION LINE
Summon a nydus worm to ride into battle!
A Nydus Worm Smashes out of the Ground [5] Near Blue Team, It Spits you and two others into bat- wait, two others?
[6]One Ultralisk and a Hydralisk, holy shit
SUMMON CTHULHU, CALLING HIS WRATH UPON THE BLUE TEAM!
YOU CALL CTHULHU'S WRATH UPON THE BLUE TEAM [auto-fail] That is, if i knew what the hell was Cthulhu
Summon my AK, and summon some NCR troopers ( around 6 ) to help.
You summon your AK and summon 6 NCR troopers [2]Wha- Wha- Wha-....MORE DRUNK DRIVERS?
Pull a M2014 Gauss rifle and extra ammo out of Hammerspace
You summon a M2014
Steal a bike from passing ork, charge into blue teal singing HmH's spine arround my head
You Steal a Bike from a Passing Ork [2]"OI! YER GIVES MEH BACK DAT" [3] Too Bad Items don't carry over, would of made your enemy crap their pants seeing their own spine being used as a necklace
Summon multiple blue team allied boogeymen
You Summon Boogeymen [2]However, the Night are not to be commanded, as you find yourself getting chased
Summon a Sniper Rifle, a Jarate and a Bushwacka. Proceed to lob the Jarate at BLU.
You su- Oh wait, nevermind, you are already hit by some Rainbow laser beam and killed
Cheese : 3/3 HP
wolfchild : 3/3 HP, Stolen Bike
Exkirby : Daed
Taricus : 3/3 Health, in a Leopard 2A6 MBT
FuzzyZergling : 3/3 Health
NightS : YOU ARE DEAD! NOT BIG SURPRISE
1.HighEndNoob
Trollan : 3/3 HP
Gatleos : 3/3 HP
adwarf : 3/3 HP, AK-47
cerapa : 3/3 HP
DinosaurusRex_x : 3/3 HP
1x Ultralisk(RED Team, under FuzzyZergling's Command)
1x Hydralisk(RED Team, Under FuzzyZergling's Command)
6x Drunk Drivers(No Team, Trying to kill adwarf)
12x Boogeymen(No Team, Trying to kill Trollan)