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Author Topic: Vicious Battlefield - Match 2(Turn 2, And so, RED is starting to Win the match)  (Read 6791 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: Vicious Battlefield - Match 2(And so, Match 2 begins!)
« Reply #60 on: April 11, 2011, 05:03:18 pm »

Pull a M2014 Gauss rifle and extra ammo out of Hammerspace
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Vicious Battlefield - Match 2(And so, Match 2 begins!)
« Reply #61 on: April 11, 2011, 05:24:37 pm »

Steal a bike from passing ork, charge into blue teal singing HmH's spine arround my head
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You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

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Re: Vicious Battlefield - Match 2(And so, Match 2 begins!)
« Reply #63 on: April 12, 2011, 03:38:56 am »

Epic sniper map is epic. Time to load.

Summon a Sniper Rifle, a Jarate and a Bushwacka. Proceed to lob the Jarate at BLU.
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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Ze Spy

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Re: Vicious Battlefield - Match 2(And so, Match 2 begins!)
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2011, 07:14:06 am »

Durph

Spawn a basilisk artillery vehicle


You don't need to tell me, that's how Non-aimed attacks go

Anyways, you spawn a basilisk and load in a earthshaker round, and fire [1]And this is why you shouldn't trust bullshit from Mars, as the round explodes before it even leaves the barrel [2]Blowing you up, 3 damage

FIRE MAH RAINBOW DEATH LASER BEAM AT MAH KILLER LAST TURN, EX-KIRBY.

WHILE HOLDING DOWN SHIFT

AND SAYING SOMETHING EVEN COOLER THAN HE SAID IF I SCORE A HIT/KILL, ONLY IN DINOSAUR-SPEAK


YOU FIAH A RAINBOW DEATH LAZOR BEAM AT EX-KIRBY [6]AND DO 3 DAMAGE TO HIM

[2] "BLAHSIZHYIDFYAIDHADIYWAEU", SOUNDS WAY SHITTIER THEN HIS DOMINATION LINE

Summon a nydus worm to ride into battle!

A Nydus Worm Smashes out of the Ground [5] Near Blue Team, It Spits you and two others into bat- wait, two others?

[6]One Ultralisk and a Hydralisk, holy shit

SUMMON CTHULHU, CALLING HIS WRATH UPON THE BLUE TEAM!

YOU CALL CTHULHU'S WRATH UPON THE BLUE TEAM [auto-fail] That is, if i knew what the hell was Cthulhu

Summon my AK, and summon some NCR troopers ( around 6 ) to help.

You summon your AK and summon 6 NCR troopers [2]Wha- Wha- Wha-....MORE DRUNK DRIVERS?

Pull a M2014 Gauss rifle and extra ammo out of Hammerspace

You summon a M2014

Steal a bike from passing ork, charge into blue teal singing HmH's spine arround my head

You Steal a Bike from a Passing Ork [2]"OI! YER GIVES MEH BACK DAT" [3] Too Bad Items don't carry over, would of made your enemy crap their pants seeing their own spine being used as a necklace

Summon multiple blue team allied boogeymen

You Summon Boogeymen [2]However, the Night are not to be commanded, as you find yourself getting chased


Summon a Sniper Rifle, a Jarate and a Bushwacka. Proceed to lob the Jarate at BLU.

You su- Oh wait, nevermind, you are already hit by some Rainbow laser beam and killed

Spoiler: RED Team (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: BLUE team (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: NPC's (click to show/hide)
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Taricus

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Re: Vicious Battlefield - Match 2(And so, Match 2 begins!)
« Reply #65 on: April 13, 2011, 07:16:05 am »

Time to take out Blue. Open fire on the dinosaur.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2011, 07:28:02 am by Taricus »
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Re: Vicious Battlefield - Match 2(And so, Match 2 begins!)
« Reply #66 on: April 13, 2011, 07:27:25 am »

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RED team :
1.Cheese
2.wolfchild
3.Exkirby
4.Taricus
5.FuzzyZergling

6.NightS

What the hell is this friendly fire what the shit
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Re: Vicious Battlefield - Match 2(And so, Match 2 begins!)
« Reply #67 on: April 13, 2011, 07:28:12 am »

Oops :-[
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wolfchild

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Grab the Choppa from the bike and ride down that dinosaur
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I think his original target should count! ;)

IMMA FIRIN' MAY LAZORZ @ Taricus
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Wear the scarf. Be the rider.
By which I mean, mount the ultralisk and charge at Gatleos.
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HighEndNoob

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Grab Gauss rifle, than fire twice at Fuzzy, twice at the Hydralisk, and Twice at the Ultralisk.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Steal the scarf. And the Ultralisk.
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SHOOT AT THE DRUNK DRIVERS


( I have a feelign you do this on person )
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