Hurr durr
Take up a defensive position overlooking the bridge.
You take up a defensive position on the Ledge [1] You Fall off [2] and take 1 damage
Cobble together a bow and arrows out of... Stuff.
You Cobble together a bow [3]It looks like shit, but it works fine
Grow A pair of Horns, Charge Blue team with them
You Grow a pair of horns and charge across the bridge, and into a Tower shield wielding guy [4]V[2] Your horns break the shield into half and Strike HmH [4] Dealing 2 damage
Wield a tower shield, charge at wolfchild with it.
You Grab a Tower shield out of thin air and Charge into wolfchild [2]V[4] Your Shield gets broken into half and wolfchild's horns strike you, dealing 2 damage
Summon a miniature version of a Gundam's Beam Rifle the Hi-Mega Launcher, jump down onto the bridge, and pewpewpew in their general direction.
You summon a Miniature version of the Hi-Mega launcher, jump down the ledg- [3] You take 1 damage from the fall, you fire the Weapon at their general direction [1] The Launcher starts creating sparks and emitting noise, huh, wha- [3] You nearly manage to throw it, but it explodes in your hand none-the-less [2] Causing you 2 damage and subsequently turning your Corpse into a bunch of floating particles
Krath has been killed by fucking around with a Weapon that could do terrible, terrible damage
FIRE MAH LAZOR!!!! at wolfchild
[2]You can't seem to do it for some unknown reason
Blue's favourite Dinopal builds a mindcraft TNT Cannon
He fires it at the bottom of Red team's staircase, trying to trap everybody inside their spawning point.
[5]Building a Minecraft TNT cannon, you fire it [1]But fuck up the combination and fire the TNT backwards, right at
You [6] you punch the TNT back at the Redies, holy shit [2][4][2] The TNT heads right for NightS, but you miss horribly
Take cover and call for an airstrike to destroy the bridge 
Nothing to duck behind, soldier, This is a Vicious battlefield! Not some Hippy-ass battlefield! [Auto-fail]Terrain can't be destroyed, you dumbass
Summon a Sniper Rifle and take aim!
You summon a Sniper rifle and take aim
Summon a really bright light and shine it at the enemy teams eyes.
You Shine a Really, really fucking bright light on the Reds [2] But it has no effect on them
Summon my AK-47, and take up position on the bridge. Once their use my power Radio Support, and call in 6 NCR troopers to help hold the bridge.
You summon a AK-47 and Take up a position on the bridge, you Call in 6 NCR troopers [1] But instead of troopers, a bunch of drunk drivers start heading towards you, fuck!
Taricus : 2/3 HP
wolfchild : 3/3 HP, Horns
FuzzyZergling : 3/3 HP, Bow
NightS : 3/3 HP
ExKirby : 3/3 HP, Sniper Rifle
Krath : Totally fucking dead
Gatleos : 3/3 HP
HmH : 1/3 HP
DinosaurusRex_x : 3/3 HP, Minecraft TNT Cannon
Cerapa : 3/3 HP, Bright lights
adwarf : 3/3 HP, AK47
Trollan : 3/3 HP
6 Drunk Drivers(No team, Trying to kill adwarf
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Topic: Vicious Battlefield - Match 2(Turn 2, And so, RED is starting to Win the match) (Read 7101 times)