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==Turn 8 of 25==
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17 turns remain
STATUS
Ex-Kirby dies for taking too long to write something.
Current Soundtrack: Detroit Grand Pubahs - Sandwiches Actions:Befriend the chieftain, and see if he can loan ExKirby some unobtanium for healing.
(...) You flash him a few awesome coloured pictures and he likes them. He
(...) gives you a depleted piece of Unobtanium. This is no good for healing! Only breaking ties.
I'll just check around for anything in the environment the other guys may have missed.
(...) They seem to have missed the fact that one of the APVs hanging around the landing zone is actually a flying one and is fully loaded in mining equipment.
HOO HOO HOO
Use my giant drill to begin SUPERMINING.
If I cannot use my giant drill for some reason, just use the Beam Saber MY BEAR HANDS.
[autofail] What superdrill? You appear to be a
towel yappy dog now.
Neither towels nor yappy dogs have good nerves or robo-muscular anatomy to use BEAR HANDS, so you lose any advantage with them. You can still attempt to mine though.
(...) You crunch on a giant cube of Unobtanium. It crunches in your dog jaw, and re-enforces your teeth giving you a +1 in jaw related attacks.
You obtain one unit of depleted Unobtanium.
yeah, have the medic try to patch me up hope the guitar solo works, jam unobtainum into lan's eye, hope his eye works
(...) The medic looks at your injuries and then at his med bag. He percusses your chest and judging by the tympanad (sp) thinks that you have tension pnemothroax, so he drives a decompression needle into your chest,
(...) avoiding any lethal circuitry.
(...) The guitar solo kind of works, but your guitar kind of left you when bdthemag took off so all you had to work with was doing an air guitar solo while voicing the bits with your robo-mouth. It’s just enough to get you to that piece of Unobtanium.
(...) You jam the Unobtainium piece into Lan’s eye, and it starts to meld immediately into a brand new sensory system. Good as new!
You then transform into a rainbow kitty. Your injuries carry through. You have one cybernetic paw and transport by rainbow power.
Report to command telling them that I killed the invaders.
(...) They believe you and give you a mission to the north.
They attempt to heal you
(...) and succeed somewhat.
Ex-Kirby sits around and bleeds critically. For spending too long not posting/healing himself he keels over and dies.. His scope can be found next to his body.
Division-By-Zero may post next turn!
Status Player: BD The Mag
Abilities:
Baby don’t hurt me ,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ,
Nickelback lover Currently:
Wounds:
Light bleeding Severe bleeding Broken right arm Moderate bleeding,
LOOKING PALEInventory: 2 x
crack-cocaine , 1 x flare gun,
acoustic guitarPlayer: Trollan
Abilities:
Echo-Location Achilles sensor Currently: Morphing into a mighty morphine rainbow kitty
Wounds: Missing arm,
one eye.
Inventory: 1 x spent Unobtanium, 1 x flaregun
Player:
Frelock Abilities:
Wordsmith ,
Extremely flammable. Currently: Chatting up the Cheiftan
Wounds:
One book destroyedInventory:
1 x bookmark , 1 x flare gun, 1 x spent unobtanium
Player: Ex-Kirby
Abilities:
Killing spree! ,
Damn spies! Currently: AFK, Dead
Wounds:
Moderate bleeding,
Light bleeding Pelvis bruising,
SEVERE BLEEDING,
LOOKING PALEInventory:
pair of scissors, Scope.
Player: Krath
Abilities:
Battery Operated ,
Bear hands Currently: Changing his Avatar midgame.
Wounds: None
Inventory: 1 x flare gun,
Unobtanium teeth, ONE UNIT OF UNOBTANIUM, One spent unit of unobtanium.
Player: major_sephiroth
Abilities:
Search Light , Tiny Robot Currently: Snooping around.
Wounds: None
Inventory: 1 x flashlight, 1 x flare gun, 1 x handgun, 1 x pepper spray
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