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==Turn 6 of 25==
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19 turns remain
STATUS
7 hours of exams makes this one sleepy Dinosaur posting way later than he said he would.
Current Soundtrack: Thugnificient and the Lethal Interjection Crew – Stomp ‘em in the nuts. Actions:moar wolfchild killing
Trol winds back with his antique arm and springs it toward Wolfchild.
(...) His arm snaps forward so fast it breaks the sound barrier
(...) Hell, it breaks an alternate dimensional portal loose, calling a small rip in the space-time continuity and reality itself, all while laying the smackith down on wolfchild’s face. He
(...) takes the hit right IN THE FACE, causing SIGNIFICANT BLEEDING and knocking all of his teeth out, and teleporting all of his fur a turn into the future. (-1 to attack due to NO TEETH)(-1 to armour/dodge next turn)
Lan goes to shoot his plasma shotgun and
(...) UH OH! It asplodes causing
(...) shrapnel dmg for everyone! Oh hey, the search and attack party that was with Wolfchild just caught up in time to get damage from Lan! What splendid timing!
Wolfchild:
(...) Dodge.
Trol:
(...) The plasma bolt hits Trol DIRECTLY IN THE SENSOR. AGAIN. The bone melts. Trol WRRSSSSSSSS and ASPLODES.
(...) Although through some miracle of fate enough of his circuitry holds together that he is still functional. Kind of.
Lan:
(...) Dodge
Bdthemag:
(...) Some shrapnel hits you IN THE FACE. Its just a flesh-wound.
Pterodactyl#1:
(...) The Pterodactyl makes a SUPERDODGE, looping around in circles and spirals up into the clouds. He then continues his dodge and just leaves combat. Pretty effective eh!
Pterodactyl#2:
(...) CAWWW! A piece of Trol hits him RIGHT IN THE SPINE. The Pterodactyl plummets to the ground and
(...) dies in a gigantic SPLAT! You could here that wizzling “wooooooooooooooo” sound as he approached.
Yagami#1:
(...) Dodge.
Yagami#2:
(...) KILL SHOT.
Yagami#3:
(...) Dodge.
Begin scouring the rubble for the Unobtainium, spiking it out when I find it.
(...) MOTHERLOAD. Only it’s such a load that you can’t get at it with the supplies you have. Spiking such a load would cause it all to explode and kill you and probably everyone in a 400m radius, so you decide not to. Better get those mining supplies!
Go fight some blue people.
(...) Go looking for blue people, but they’re already here following Wolfchild. You have a choice of people to go after. You decide to go after the LEAST GREEN OF THEM ALL as a racial statement.
You attack.
(...)Uh oh.
Your entire right arm shatters all the way up to the shoulder socket. Your fist breaks off after making contact with the Yagami. Additionally your entire body turn BLUE. Hell it if wasn’t easy being green, this just plane sucks. You suck. The 2 other Yagami and pterodactyls in the group
(...) all stand back and laugh at you. You can’t quite make it out but you think they are calling you a noob.
Fire a flare at Trol's optical senmsors, then rip apart lan
(...) IT GOES STRAIGHT
(...) THROUGH HIM, rendering him completely blind and deaf along with his companion. The flare then ricochets up and signals a helicopter to come. Helicopter will be here in (one) turn.
(...) You attack Lan but your heart’s really not in it. Your teeth aren’t either.
(...) His hear t really isn’t into dodging either, but he moans and side-steps you for the most apathetic fight sequence ever. You almost both take a nap during it.
Make an appointment with the chieftain for sometime soon, then go out and befriend the people again.
(...) The receptionist runs back to the front desk. Nope! She tells you off again giving you an additional -1 for the remainder of the run.
In your attempt to go and befriend the people, you go out and put up a lack-lustre effort
(...) but it kind of works. You’re not too sure about the friend you collected though. It seems the only thing he can say is “
DERP!”. He’s also noticeably drooling on himself. You think he is retarded.
Help Fre in whatever way I can!
You step into the receptionist’s office, putting your
sniper rifle down and flex some of your Aussie charm.
*****
(...)*****
You come out at the beginning of the next turn. No one else will ever know what happened, but you come out with an appointment with the Chieftain for the turn after next, and a severely bruised pelvis. That’s odd... Your cool outback hat, aviators, and hipster bandana all went missing... and you don’t want to go back looking for them.
Status Player: BD The Mag
Abilities:
Baby don’t hurt me ,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ,
Nickelback lover Currently: Blue and handless.
Wounds:
Light bleeding Severe bleeding Broken right arm Moderate bleedingInventory: 2 x
crack-cocaine , 1 x flare gun,
acoustic guitarPlayer:
Trollan Abilities:
Portal! , Lan:
Echo-Location Achilles sensor Currently: Fighting Wolfchild
Wounds: Trol: Missing arm,
significant dings light scratches Permanent sensory damage. , Lan:
Permanent sensory damage. significant dings Running dryPALE COLOUR Inventory: 2 x portals, Lan: 1 x flare gun Trol:
Victorian prosthetic armPlayer:
Frelock Abilities:
Wordsmith ,
Extremely flammable. Currently: YAY DERPIE NEW FRIEND! YAYYY!
Wounds:
One book destroyedInventory:
1 x bookmark , 1 x flare gun.
Player: Wolfchild
Abilities:
Courage Wolf ,
Lone wolf ,
UV Teeth,
TOOTHLESS Currently: Calling a helicopter in fierce battle. No fur next turn and no teeth EVER.
Wounds:
Severe BleedingInventory: ONE UNIT OF UNOBTANIUM, 1 x
used flare gun Player: Ex-Kirby
Abilities:
Killing spree! ,
Damn spies! Currently: Does not want to talk about it.
Wounds:
Moderate bleeding,
Light bleeding Pelvis bruisingInventory:
Sniper Rifle,
pair of scissorsPlayer: Krath
Abilities:
Superfly ,
Battery Operated Currently: Landscaping.
Wounds: None
Inventory: 1 x beam saber, 1 x 35mm Machine Gun, 1 x flare gun
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