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Necro910

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I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« on: April 07, 2011, 07:52:06 pm »
It's so obvious! You know how the elves have tons upon tons of "Rope Reed"? The rope reed must be pot! Pot can be used to make rope, clothing and medicine, so that must also be why they live so long!

It's so clear now!
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2011, 08:00:42 pm »
Well you know what that means, right?

Gather all your rope reed goods in one room.

Light 'er up.

Put unhappy dwarves in that room. They'll quit caring about everything within minutes.

... Or burn to death.

Either way, it'll change their life.
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2011, 08:00:57 pm »
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I see. Interesting theory.
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2011, 08:02:59 pm »
And dorfs have crack/crystal meth? There must be SOMETHING in all that booze. Maybe lead.
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
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Quote from: Necro910 on May 20, 2011, 04:20:57 pm
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2011, 08:03:02 pm »
Quote from: DoctorMonch on April 07, 2011, 08:00:42 pm
Well you know what that means, right?

Gather all your rope reed goods in one room.

Light 'er up.

Put unhappy dwarves in that room. They'll quit caring about everything within minutes.

... Or burn to death.

Either way, it'll change their life.
Dwarf Fortress: Teaching kids why pot is bad for your health.
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2011, 08:04:04 pm »
Quote from: Sarda on April 07, 2011, 08:02:59 pm
And dorfs have crack/crystal meth? There must be SOMETHING in all that booze. Maybe lead.
Maybe it's just booze? And their brains have turned into booze soaked pigtail cloth?
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Sarda

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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2011, 08:04:45 pm »
I think it has lead in it, too. Explains how they're so short and cannot figure out which side of a wall to build on.
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.
Quote from: Necro910 on May 20, 2011, 04:20:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress:
Where 9% of your town is casualties, is good.

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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2011, 08:06:01 pm »
Quote from: Sarda on April 07, 2011, 08:04:45 pm
I think it has lead in it, too. Explains how they're so short and cannot figure out which side of a wall to build on.
Drunk powder power!
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2011, 08:08:04 pm »
...Can we mod lead to have an edible dust form and a syndrome?
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.
Quote from: Necro910 on May 20, 2011, 04:20:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress:
Where 9% of your town is casualties, is good.

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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2011, 08:10:55 pm »
Quote from: Sarda on April 07, 2011, 08:08:04 pm
...Can we mod lead to have an edible dust form and a syndrome?
Minor necrosis of the brain? That'd be easy to do.
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2011, 08:13:17 pm »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_poisoning#Signs_and_symptoms

Vomiting, kidney damage, headaches, memory loss, etc... Might as well make it general minor/moderate necrosis of everything internal.
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.
Quote from: Necro910 on May 20, 2011, 04:20:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress:
Where 9% of your town is casualties, is good.

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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2011, 08:15:37 pm »
Quote from: Sarda on April 07, 2011, 08:13:17 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_poisoning#Signs_and_symptoms

Vomiting, kidney damage, headaches, memory loss, etc... Might as well make it general minor/moderate necrosis of everything internal.
You go do it. I don' really care  :P
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2011, 08:25:45 pm »
Quote from: Sarda on April 07, 2011, 08:02:59 pm
There must be SOMETHING in all that booze. Maybe lead.

I've been using my Lead (from my thousands of Galena ore) to make Booze barrels, yes.

... is that wrong?
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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2011, 08:26:13 pm »
No, the dorfs have already been affected by lead poisoning.
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.
Quote from: Necro910 on May 20, 2011, 04:20:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress:
Where 9% of your town is casualties, is good.

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Re: I found out why the elves are such hippies!
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2011, 08:31:21 pm »
Quote from: blue emu on April 07, 2011, 08:25:45 pm
Quote from: Sarda on April 07, 2011, 08:02:59 pm
There must be SOMETHING in all that booze. Maybe lead.

I've been using my Lead (from my thousands of Galena ore) to make Booze barrels, yes.

... is that wrong?
With my legendary skill....

I'm dead.
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