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[UnrealJake]

I think I'l let you decide.

[roguester]

At least she lopped its legs off first.

[UnrealJake]

Didn't knock out the teeth though... I was chatting to a friend at the time over mic who hasn't played DF, she was a little scared when I burst out laughing, then when I showed her the print screen she burst out laughing too.

[NW_Kohaku]

I think that falls more into the category of "really, really beastial combat" than being romantic...

Of course, lower yourself to the nature of a beast enough, and the line between the two might just start to blur a little, I guess.

[UnrealJake]

I think that falls more into the category of "really, really beastial combat" than being romantic...

Of course, lower yourself to the nature of a beast enough, and the line between the two might just start to blur a little, I guess.

They ripped the wolfs mouth to shreds! What's not romantic about that!

[GotIt_00]

Maybe your militia commander is a big Twilight fan. Time for the magma.

[Mel_Vixen]

[edit] The following statement in spoilers may cause serious harm to your mind or moralic values. It maybe considered NSFW by many even thought its just a fact of trivia. I warned you. Seriously.[/edit]

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More an Ingrid Newkirk fan as it seems. Not that i like Peta or theyr heads but there was this one quote of her that mildly squicks me out: "If you French kiss your dog and he or she thinks it's great, is it wrong?". Oh just reading some stuff on the animals rights movement can make you feel like being constantly rickrolled.

I see that i have crossed a line twice here in bringing that to your attention though and this threadis now going down even faster by this simple fact of trivia (The full quote by the way is even more horrible even by our standarts as df players) but i have to say it was destined to that right from the first post. Get over it. And if you are going to blame me *shrugs* go ahead.

[UnrealJake]

Maybe your militia commander is a big Twilight fan. Time for the magma.

If that's true then when they touch the magma they will just sparkle...

[JohnieRWilkins]

That's one badass militia commander. You see, I'd like to keep my head as far as possible away from the wolf's mouth. Now we just need someone to bite a snake in the mouth.

[UnrealJake]

I was astonished earlier when they charged at a wolf and bit its foot but this just took the cake.

If there's ever a snake in a temperate forest by a lake, I'll let you know. But I will settle for a badger...

[Cruxador]

[edit] The following statement in spoilers may cause serious harm to your mind or moralic values. It maybe considered NSFW by many even thought its just a fact of trivia. I warned you. Seriously.[/edit]

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More an Ingrid Newkirk fan as it seems. Not that i like Peta or theyr heads but there was this one quote of her that mildly squicks me out: "If you French kiss your dog and he or she thinks it's great, is it wrong?". Oh just reading some stuff on the animals rights movement can make you feel like being constantly rickrolled.

I see that i have crossed a line twice here in bringing that to your attention though and this threadis now going down even faster by this simple fact of trivia (The full quote by the way is even more horrible even by our standarts as df players) but i have to say it was destined to that right from the first post. Get over it. And if you are going to blame me *shrugs* go ahead.

I am amused, both by the quote and by how big of a deal you seem to think it is.
I would be interested in seeing the rest of the quote.

[Deon]

I was astonished earlier when they charged at a wolf and bit its foot but this just took the cake.

If there's ever a snake in a temperate forest by a lake, I'll let you know. But I will settle for a badger...

I don't think vanilla has snakes... Which means... VANILLA NEEDS SNAKES!

Just a helmet and a fire snake don't cut it for me . With the new poisons mechanics I hope Toady adds snakes one day.

[UnrealJake]

I may take up a little modding, just for a snake, it seems interesting enough!

...

Pah, that means effort. I'm too busy building pill boxes around the edges of my embark to harrass the sieges.

[Mel_Vixen]

@cruxador the theme is just loaded like hell. If this would be an european board i would have made half the fuzz.   

[Glacies]

In Dwarf Fortress, wolves bite you.
In Soviet Dwarf Fortress, YOU bite WOLVES!