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Author Topic: You Are Humanities Interstellar Government!  (Read 14544 times)

Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2011, 11:16:21 am »

Canada offers this counter argument: Space is not the sky. The name should use the latin word for night.

(OOC:Which I forget at the moment. Derp.)

I think Caelum is the best word for it. It doesn't only mean "sky", it also means "heaven" (See Genesis 1 in Latin), and "the heavens" could conceivably by an alternate way of saying "space".
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Vorthon

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2011, 11:17:23 am »

Canada accepts the proposal of the name put forward by Australia.
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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2011, 02:09:59 pm »

The U.E.E (United Eastern Europeans, est. 2041 long live the union and the emporor) proposes the craft be populated by a mix of people from countries. Proportions would be determined by the relative population size of the country or Union is question.

The U.E.E Would also like to state for the record that it disagrees with naming the ship in latin. The U.E.E states that Ukrainian is a much more beautiful and sadly undersung language, thank you very much, and they would like permission to sock the Austrailian representative in the face for stating otherwise.

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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2011, 02:29:01 pm »

The Russians have pulled out due to misspelling  of Emperor.


But the Ukrainians are quite happy with the turn of events. They endorse the idea of socking the Australian representative.
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« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2011, 02:32:58 pm »

The German representative can be heard muttering to himself: "Verdammte Kommunisten..."
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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2011, 02:36:02 pm »

This is just like a real meeting of the worlds rulers!
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« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2011, 02:37:13 pm »

Ukraine and Russia would like to point out that they are no longer communistic nations and that the Soviet Union has been disolved.
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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2011, 02:38:53 pm »

The United Empire of Egypt (U.E.E(We were first and would like to ban the the United Eastern Europeans from interstellar committees for a day because they stole our acronym.)) would like to point out that stereotypes are fun and no one believes they really gave up their commie ways.
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« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2011, 02:44:13 pm »

I got to get in on this.



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The united south pole republic (come for the beaches, stay for the below boiling weather!) would like purpose the name of this ship be the Space explorer. At least it is truthful! We also purpose that, as in all good science fiction stories the first destination should be Alpha Centauri
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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2011, 02:54:29 pm »

The United Empire of Egypt (U.E.E(We were first and would like to ban the the United Eastern Europeans from interstellar committees for a day because they stole our acronym.)) would like to point out that stereotypes are fun and no one believes they really gave up their commie ways.
Not true! It is a REPUBLIC with an EMPEROR who gives us WHEAT.

You racist bastards.


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Re: You Are Humanities Interstelular Government!
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2011, 02:59:42 pm »

I got to get in on this.



A hum humph hagagre...

The united south pole republic (come for the beaches, stay for the below boiling weather!) would like purpose the name of this ship be the Space explorer. At least it is truthful! We also purpose that, as in all good science fiction stories the first destination should be Alpha Centauri

Shouldn't that be Space Conquistador? We will be conquering and subjugating alien races right?

Also, we need a first-contact protocol.
Canada Requests that the Human government develops a first contact protocol. One cannot be over-prepared for such things.

Kill anyone who resists?
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« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2011, 03:05:46 pm »

Shouldn't that be Space Conquistador? We will be conquering and subjugating alien races right?
Good point.

Kill anyone who resists?

How about “If you come in peace, surrender! If not, we surrender.”
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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2011, 03:08:46 pm »

First contact protocol is to examine first, then contact if we're able to communicate with them.
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« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2011, 03:15:26 pm »

The Coalition of Seasteads would like to point out that all these status games and propaganda politics are a waste of resources and that we should take the reasonable option of using FTL ships to strengthen the solar system economy. We propose that instead small, cheap and efficient unmanned research probes should be built and sent to all the most scientifically interesting nearby systems.

 - Signed, CoS minister of buzzkill Logistics
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« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2011, 03:16:50 pm »

First contact protocol is to examine first, then contact if we're able to communicate with them.

...and then kill anyone who resists?

We would like to point out to CoS that profitable colonies would help boost the Sol solar system economy.
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