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Author Topic: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.  (Read 2091 times)

Aklyon

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2011, 06:51:30 pm »
The bad news is they're complaining about the lack of entertainment.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Johnfalcon99977

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2011, 08:31:07 pm »
The good new is that captialists are building lines of strip-clubs there.
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Evergod41

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2011, 08:32:12 pm »
The bad news is that there are only men, and they are all straight,
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Aklyon

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2011, 08:33:37 pm »
The good news is that there is at least one gay marine, who is now the happiest man near Mars.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Johnfalcon99977

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2011, 08:34:28 pm »
The bad news is that he is about to be deported for traitorism.
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Phantom

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2011, 08:34:58 pm »
The good news is that the deportation shuttles were destroyed in the War for Antimalarial Gold.
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Aklyon

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2011, 08:35:59 pm »
The bad news is that you had forgot that gold back in Utah.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Johnfalcon99977

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2011, 08:37:33 pm »
The bad news is that the normal shuttles were blown up as well.

NINJAS.

The good news is that there is an army of mercenaries ready to get it for you.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2011, 08:38:52 pm »
The bad news is they want a fourth of it as payment.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2011, 08:42:00 pm »
The good news is that they are now all zombies from the radiation, and will work for food.
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2011, 08:45:06 pm »
The bad news is that the good news was also the bad news.
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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2011, 08:51:21 pm »
The good news is that we have shotguns.
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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2011, 08:53:36 pm »
The bad news is that you need to completely destroy their bodies to kill them.
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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2011, 08:55:52 pm »
The Good News is that your Far Cry 2 brother is also like the Doomguy, who blows up zombies easily.
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« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2011, 09:08:23 pm »
The bad news is that he's infected.
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