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Author Topic: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.  (Read 2088 times)

Heron TSG

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2011, 10:50:15 pm »
The good news is that the gold will purge the malaria right out of anyone that touches it.
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2011, 10:51:41 pm »
The bad news is that it doesn't cure your Alzheimer's.
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Phantom

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2011, 10:56:01 pm »
The good news is that it was actually the kid that got Alzheimers.
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2011, 10:57:39 pm »
The bad new is that your child has Alzheimers.
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Strife26

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2011, 11:04:47 pm »
The good news is that we've caught it early


((we're only suppose to care about news -1, right?))
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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2011, 11:10:37 pm »
The bad news is that it is incurable.
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Strife26

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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2011, 11:15:40 pm »
The good news is that they can be stopped by dismemberment or destruction of the brain.
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Phantom

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2011, 11:17:32 pm »
The bad news is that it would cause your clone brother that has the Solanum virus to awaken, and should the same happen to him, another clone brother of yourself with Schizoprenzia would awaken and then...
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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2011, 11:22:03 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on April 06, 2011, 11:17:32 pm
The bad news is that it would cause your clone brother that has the Solanum virus to awaken, and should the same happen to him, another clone brother of yourself with Schizoprenzia would awaken and then...
...that brother would split up into multiple clones and go crazy.

But the good news would be that cloning works.
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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2011, 11:35:45 pm »
The bad news is that the FBI is on to us! Bloody cloning laws!
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Nirur Torir

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2011, 11:38:57 pm »
The good news is that they FBI is hiring us.
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Aklyon

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2011, 04:57:42 pm »
The bad news is they'll sue us for the clones if we ignore them.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2011, 06:46:03 pm »
The good news is that the BFG9K is out of prototyping and we now own the universes most powerful weapon.
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Aklyon

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2011, 06:47:39 pm »
The bad news is the FBI shot down our planeful of ammo for it, blowing up most of Utah.
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Phantom

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2011, 06:48:56 pm »
The good news is that you are now on Phobos, with your army of Marines.
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